UPS has taken my permanent crown on a tour of the US through Kansas, Iowa and California. I gather that UPS confessed to sorting it incorrectly. It's somewhere in Texas now but they won't tell us where it is. Not even if someone volunteered to go pick it up. At least I got my chip fixed but still. Damn. ANOTHER DENTIST APPOINTMENT NEEDED. My dentist is popular so they had no more appointments available until the 15th. Hopefully the crown will be there before then. Fuck you, UPS!