Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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05-11-2022, 08:12 AM
Suppa Hobbit Mage

I love it when T4F comes in and gets destroyed. All those degrees, education and expertise in everything (yeah we all believe you) and still gets it all wrong. Better tune back into the View and Don Lemon for some updates and get back to us.
05-11-2022, 08:26 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Seran

Gonna be pretty amazing when they realize that the growth rate of cancer is indeed similar to gestation, only uncontrolled rather than systematic. Only one is often malignant and should always be cut out, the other is only occasionally malignant and of subjective benefit to allow growth. Either way its the choice of the owner to rid themselves of the growth

"A fetus is just like a cancer!" - Seran 2022
05-11-2022, 08:30 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

I love it when T4F comes in and gets destroyed. All those degrees, education and expertise in everything (yeah we all believe you) and still gets it all wrong. Better tune back into the View and Don Lemon for some updates and get back to us.

You better watch yourself... she makes more than all of us.
05-11-2022, 11:01 AM
Seran

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Cringey, as apposed to killing your child because you don't want to take responsibility for your own actions?

Aborting an unwanted college of cells or a non-viable fetus. And I'm glad you overlook everything from rape, incest, genetic defects, unpreparedness, financial security, emotional insecurity, as valid reasons to not be a parent, because you wouldn't be the worthless person you are otherwise.
05-11-2022, 11:06 AM
Seran

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Oh I forgot about your religious supremacy... So you must be one of those types that take short verses from the Old Testament completely out of context in the most narrow minded literal interpretation to use as supporting evidence of whatever twisted agenda you desire, huh?

I’ll play your fun little game. Deuteronomy 22:23-24

23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her,
24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

Yeah we should totally make a law for that exactly as it’s described. Right?

The Bible makes for some pretty convincing abstinence policies, along with carelessness about unborn children and slaves. The old testament explains some of the fuckhood that happened before the 18th century, greed and megalomania the rest. But you've still got an entire Republican party trying to control women's lives based off of an arcane text, fucked up translations and absolute moral martyrdom. How about we remember equal protections, freedom FROM religion are all spelled different out in the Constitution and stop pretending we live in in a Christian Theocracy?
05-11-2022, 11:07 AM
Seran

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

I love it when T4F comes in and gets destroyed. All those degrees, education and expertise in everything (yeah we all believe you) and still gets it all wrong. Better tune back into the View and Don Lemon for some updates and get back to us.

Your comment reminds me of all those Fox News banner articles citing Twitter opinions as proof government policies are invalid. Kind of sad you think Dreaven and crew are doing anything beyond frothing at the mouth.
05-11-2022, 11:07 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Seran

Aborting an unwanted college of cells or a non-viable fetus. And I'm glad you overlook everything from rape, incest, genetic defects,

These account for what.. 1%? 2% of all abortions?

I'll be honest, I'm making that number up.. but I'm sure that number is infinitesimally small, given that liberals always use that as an excuse to keep abortions legal.

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unpreparedness, financial security, emotional insecurity, as valid reasons to not be a parent, because you wouldn't be the worthless person you are otherwise.

These reasons would be not wanting to take responsibility for your own actions.
05-11-2022, 11:48 AM
Suppressed Poet

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Originally Posted by Seran

The Bible makes for some pretty convincing abstinence policies, along with carelessness about unborn children and slaves. The old testament explains some of the fuckhood that happened before the 18th century, greed and megalomania the rest. But you've still got an entire Republican party trying to control women's lives based off of an arcane text, fucked up translations and absolute moral martyrdom. How about we remember equal protections, freedom FROM religion are all spelled different out in the Constitution and stop pretending we live in in a Christian Theocracy?

Taking a very literal interpretation of the Bible, especially the Old Testament, is generally not a great idea. There are religious and moral truths within scripture, but it’s not a history or law book.

I’m with you on separation of church and government, but understand that people are guided by their moral principles. For most people those principles have a religion as their foundation. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Is it beyond your comprehension that an atheist/agnostic may have a moral objection to abortion? I know MSNBC tells us that every group fits in a nice little organized partisan box, but the real world is much more diverse.
05-11-2022, 12:06 PM
Neveragain

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

These account for what.. 1%? 2% of all abortions?

Roughly 1%.
05-11-2022, 12:15 PM
Neveragain

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Originally Posted by Seran

The Bible makes for some pretty convincing abstinence policies, along with carelessness about unborn children and slaves. The old testament explains some of the fuckhood that happened before the 18th century, greed and megalomania the rest. But you've still got an entire Republican party trying to control women's lives based off of an arcane text, fucked up translations and absolute moral martyrdom. How about we remember equal protections, freedom FROM religion are all spelled different out in the Constitution and stop pretending we live in in a Christian Theocracy?

Oddly, the only person that has used the Bible as a reference is your side of the argument.

I avoid using the Bible as a reference because I know cretins, like you, won't accept biblical arguments.

Besides, why would I use the bible when science overwhelmingly proves that abortion is the act of murdering a human being.

I get that you and your ilk needs to paint everyone as a religious zealot simply because every argument on the pro-baby killer side is void of logic and reason.