Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Gelston

The SEC can't really "charge" anyone with anything. They sue for violations. If something is criminally illegal, they send the information to the FBI. Nothing they do is criminal, at all. Again, you're just 100% wrong.

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Completely overlooking the fact the SEC released its own statement saying they were charging him with securities violations. They did. He settled.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

They realized they were going to be sued by investors if they didn't take the deal. They probably delayed just enough to consult lawyers and such.

basically, the buyout is for 50% more than the stocks are worth. It'd be a failure of their fiduciary responsibility if they didn't take it. I mean, if every stockholder decided it was cool, there is no issue, but with as many people owning stock, there'd undoubtedly be some that did.

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This was Gelston's quote, then I pointed out the stock closed above $51 dollars, versus his standing offer of just over $54.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Twitter stock closed at $51.70 today, the tentative offer is $54.20 per share. Please show us how that's 50% more than it's worth.

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Could it be any more clear.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Look at when Elon Musk bought 9% of the stock.. and at what price.

SPOILER: March 4th. Price was $33.39

Look at when Elon Musk's purchase went public.

SPOILER: April 4th. Price was 39.31

What it closed at today is meaningless.

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This fuck nugget then muddied the waters with completely irrelevant information.

It's an insult to shitshows to call Seran a shitshow anymore. I don't even know what to call him now.

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Originally Posted by Seran

This fuck nugget then muddied the waters with completely irrelevant information.

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Sorry I confused you so much.

That must have been it.. you were just confused when you posted this:

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Originally Posted by Seran

$33.99 - 54.20 is not 50%. Nor is what he paid to purchase a 9% stake at all relevant to purchasing a 100% stake. Nice failed attempt at pass interference.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

It's an insult to shitshows to call Seran a shitshow anymore. I don't even know what to call him now.

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You will call him what he has earned: The PC Retard Champion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJIsLY8UlI

Who was the President that supposedly was going to start WW3 again? LOL

Would be even more hilarious if we didn't all have to suffer for the idiocy of a specific political affiliation, but alas.. here we are.

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Originally Posted by Shaps

Who was the President that supposedly was going to start WW3 again? LOL

Would be even more hilarious if we didn't all have to suffer for the idiocy of a specific political affiliation, but alas.. here we are.

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Have you seen the stock market or inflation since Biden was elected? I mean, lets get some mean tweets going or something.

You’re an idiot, sedan.