Thread for things that blew your mind today.

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

Put the kids to bed, existential conversation about gods existence ensued. I had no idea what to say

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The proper response would be to yell "NERDS" and run out of the room.

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Originally Posted by Taernath

Hope you didn't say anything.

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Don't listen to him. Say "You're born alone, you'll die alone, and in the end your life won't even amount to a blink of an eye compared to the entire history of the universe."

"What's that?"

I tried my best to not say there is or isn't a god, I just asked the believer what she prays for and told the non believer its okay to believe what you want.

Everyone believes different things may have been what I said exactly lol

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

I tried my best to not say there is or isn't a god, I just asked the believer what she prays for and told the non believer its okay to believe what you want.

Everyone believes different things may have been what I said exactly lol

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"I keep thinking about bloody Mary and mummies" "OK we are going to count backwards from fifty". I'm terrible

The correct answer is "If you don't go to sleep like good children, Satan will take your soul and you will burn in hell for eternity."

Obvs.

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

"I keep thinking about bloody Mary and mummies" "OK we are going to count backwards from fifty". I'm terrible

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My niece is terrified of zombies. I always tell her "They gotta get through me" and that usually puts her at ease.

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

"I keep thinking about bloody Mary and mummies" "OK we are going to count backwards from fifty". I'm terrible

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LOL

Child currently in my lap. I suck at this