A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Alas, pointing out that you have no self-awareness and that each and every one of your charges applies to you isn't a NOU, no matter how hilariously butthurt you get about it.



Nobody's touching your Retard Championship diaper -- that's firmly around your fat slob of a waist until your arteries give out, which should be any day now.

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Ding!

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Ding!

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Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

We're all waiting... this is your chance to shine!

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

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I doubt anyone is surprised you were unable to come up with a single original idea.

Regardless, this is your Wednesday reminder that this is the thread where you are to have your meltdown in.

Thank you.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I doubt anyone is surprised you were unable to come up with a single original idea.

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Your inability to read only reflects on you. :)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Regardless, this is your Wednesday reminder that this is the thread where you are to have your meltdown in.

Thank you.

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This is your Wednesday reminder that this thread, a hilarious prison of your own making, is an ongoing testament to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the emotional devastation that Trump losing caused you.

Thank you.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Pointing out that you can't wrap your head around something simple doesn't constitute "thinking I'm an expert." Anything besides straw man arguments in Methais' Desperate Bag of Tricks?

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Kudos, though, on the hilarious lack of self-awareness that goes into denigrating the forum dedicated to a 30 year old text game ... that you're literally the second most prolific poster on, posting only to simp for literally the most prolific poster on that forum.



That was quite a meltdown just to say "I know I challenged you to point out what was factually incorrect, you did so, and I couldn't deal with it."



Your hysterical crying and whining about how your poorly reasoned post will be quickly dismantled is amusing, but your problem to deal with. Best of luck addressing your control issues, and in figuring out how the Internet works.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

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That was the best you could come up with, after all that build-up? An underwhelming finish is about all anybody can expect from you, Tardbandit, from your family to the forum.

You're trapped in this hilarious prison of your own making until those clogged arteries of yours finally give out. :)

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

If you find yourself forgetting things, you should try leaving a physical reminder. Your doctor should've given you some pamphlets when you got your Alzheimer's diagnosis.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Yikes. Best of luck dealing with that.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

That might be the closest you've ever gotten to self-awareness. Kudos.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Alas, pointing out that you have no self-awareness and that each and every one of your charges applies to you isn't a NOU, no matter how hilariously butthurt you get about it.



Nobody's touching your Retard Championship diaper -- that's firmly around your fat slob of a waist until your arteries give out, which should be any day now.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Your inability to read only reflects on you.



This is your Wednesday reminder that this thread, a hilarious prison of your own making, is an ongoing testament to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the emotional devastation that Trump losing caused you.

Thank you.

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Tell us more about how much self control you have...

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Your inability to read only reflects on you. :)

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You're better off just insulting straight people with "ZOMG U R A FAGGOT!" because at least that's funny and actually insulting.

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This is your Wednesday reminder that this thread, a hilarious prison of your own making, is an ongoing testament to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the emotional devastation that Trump losing caused you.

Thank you.

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You've made 500+ posts in a thread named "A thread for Ashliana" that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... for fear of losing my Retard Champion like all the ones from the past.

I won't let you leave again.

Ever.

Ding!

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Originally Posted by Methais

Tell us more about how much self control you have...

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Tell us more about your control issues.

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Originally Posted by Methais

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Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You're better off just insulting straight people with "ZOMG U R A FAGGOT!" because at least that's funny and actually insulting.

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You being super butthurt that your nonsensical claims apply to you, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness might be hilarious -- but is your problem to deal with.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You've made 500+ posts in a thread named "A thread for Ashliana" that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... for fear of losing my Retard Champion like all the ones from the past.

I won't let you leave again.

Ever.

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This thread is a monument to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the rage and despair that Trump's loss caused you, that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... but there's no fear of you, Retard Champion Parkbandit, disappearing -- that is, until you die. You'll be posting here until your arteries, clogged with cholesterol, give out and your heart explodes. Given that you're a 60+ year old fat slob, your family will be unceremoniously dumping you in a box to rot any day now.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Ding!

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Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Tell us more about your control issues.



Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.



You being super butthurt that your nonsensical claims apply to you, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness might be hilarious -- but is your problem to deal with.



This thread is a monument to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the rage and despair that Trump's loss caused you, that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... but there's no fear of you, Retard Champion Parkbandit, disappearing -- that is, until you die. You'll be posting here until your arteries, clogged with cholesterol, give out and your heart explodes. Given that you're a fat slob, your family will be unceremoniously dumping you in a box to rot any day now.



Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

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Learn some self control and stop mashing F5 24/7.

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Racist.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Learn some self control and stop mashing F5 24/7.

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Racist.

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You being butthurt that your poorly conceived nonsense gets quickly dismantled doesn't confer "self control issues" on anyone else. You're projecting your own control issues with your posts being replied to onto others.

Seek psychiatric care.