Dumb things conservatives say:

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Originally Posted by Lindel Toups

They’re teaching Mexicans how to speak English,” the council chairman said in reference to Biblioteca Hispana, a Hispanic-language segment of the Golden Meadow library branch. “Let that son of a bitch go back to Mexico. There’s just so many things they’re doing that I don’t agree with. … Them junkies and hippies and food stamps (recipients) and all, they use the library to look at drugs and food stamps (on the Internet). I see them do it.”

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http://www.tri-parishtimes.com/news/...a4bcf887a.html

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Originally Posted by Phyllis Schafly

I would like to know if our immigration authorities are letting in people who believe in polygamy. Polygamy is against our law. We’ve brought in thousands of Muslims — I want to know if they made them sign a pledge to assure they’re not bringing in a bunch of wives who will now go on our welfare. Nobody can answer that question; I can’t get any answers to that question.

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Originally Posted by Pat Buchanan

If memory serves, the Lord said, "Feed my sheep," not "get the smell of the sheep." And he did not mean soup kitchens, but more importantly the spiritual food essential for eternal life.

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"...they use the library to look at drugs and food stamps (on the Internet)."

I have a Constitutional right to look at anything I want on the Internet. It's in there somewhere, trust me.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

"...they use the library to look at drugs and food stamps (on the Internet)."

I have a Constitutional right to look at anything I want on the Internet. It's in there somewhere, trust me.

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You also have the right to remain silent.

Hi yooo!!!

I have chosen to waive that right. Could you tell?

OMG, they look at food stamps! Next they'll be using old tube TVs as fire places, eating alpo for dinner and having epic battles with Humungus over gasoline.

All I can say in response is: break the deal, face the wheel.

Those toubled times get us every time.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I love a good old fashioned conservative temper tantrum. Let us not forget the glorious days of Obamas first presidential campaign. Psychos came out of the woodwork to make things like this.

http://i.imgur.com/yCJiJjE.jpg

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Remember when the liberals never did anything like that?

http://nowse.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/ovaries.jpg

Faux Cyrillic is so, so annoying.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I love a good old fashioned conservative temper tantrum. Let us not forget the glorious days of Obamas first presidential campaign. Psychos came out of the woodwork to make things like this.

http://i.imgur.com/yCJiJjE.jpg

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Because liberals never do anything like that to republicans.

http://www.history.ucsb.edu/faculty/...hitAsshole.jpg

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Anticor your argument would be better supported by a meme that was more widely distributed amongst the liberal base. I have never seen that one and I consider myself a COLLECTOR of such things.

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I never saw the one you posted either. Therefore it must not really exist.

Besides, I thought you only collected severed cocks?

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Anticor your argument would be better supported by a meme that was more widely distributed amongst the liberal base. I have never seen that one and I consider myself a COLLECTOR of such things. If I were you I would use one from the Bush campaign. And yes, the A letter was substituted with a Cyrillic D, I assume in an attempt to make the name look more "foreign". Xenophobia strikes a hard punch in the heart of America.

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I never saw the one you linked prior to you linking it, I'm going to need you to better support your argument.