Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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02-15-2022, 11:19 AM
Gelston

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Originally Posted by Kyulen

So people should stop having political views if they move to a different state? That's not how reality works.

You voted for Kanye West right? I forgot.
02-15-2022, 11:21 AM
Methais

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyulen

So people should stop having political views if they move to a different state? That's not how reality works.

People should stop leaving one area for X reason and then vote for the same X bullshit in their new state that they left their old state over in the first place.

It's not complicated.

Example:

Person: I'm leaving California and moving to Texas because taxes in California are fucking insane!

Person, but now living in Texas: *votes for higher taxes*

Person a few years later after voting for a bunch of tax hikes: What the fuck? Why are taxes just as bad here now as they were in California before I moved?
02-15-2022, 11:23 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

I think it's more like...if you are fleeing your state because the politicians have turned the state to shit, then don't move to a new state and vote for the same type of politicians.

But the left seems to personify the expression "Misery loves company."

Far leftists: If I have to be miserable then EVERYONE has to be miserable!

The Democrats should just adopt that as their motto. At least it would be honest.

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Why? Why do you always have to ruin a thread?

I hate you.
02-15-2022, 11:24 AM
Parkbandit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methais

People should stop leaving one area for X reason and then vote for the same X bullshit in their new state that they left their old state for in the first place.

It's not complicated.

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I expect better from you though.

Jackass.
02-15-2022, 11:25 AM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

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I expect better from you though.

Jackass.

It's best to just get the red crayons out immediately.
02-15-2022, 10:02 PM
Jeril

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Originally Posted by Methais

It's best to just get the red crayons out immediately.

Why they gotta be red? Fucking colorist.
02-15-2022, 10:06 PM
~Rocktar~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyulen

So people should stop having political views if they move to a different state? That's not how reality works.

People leaving shit states that were made shit by their political decision should consider themselves refugees and not missionaries.
02-15-2022, 10:20 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Jeril

Why they gotta be red? Fucking colorist.

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02-16-2022, 02:38 AM
Shaps

KANYE 2024!!!!!!!
02-18-2022, 02:33 PM
Seran

Tucker Carlson and the rest of Fox News would like you to remember that Russia is our friend and President Biden is our foreign foe.

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The Soviets wanted peace. Joe Biden told us that repeatedly in the 70s and 80s. Russia, by contrast, just wants war. The Russians are warlike people. It's inherent. Russians are driven by bloodlust. They have tiny brains. Their breath smells like herring. They're always drunk, often on aftershave or household cleaning products. On Sunday mornings, when good people are still asleep at home with their families, your average Russian will still be lurking through the dark streets, leering through bloodshot eyes, trying to subvert somebody else's democracy or conquer a peace-loving neighbor. Just you Russians are. It's what they do.

Kind of ironic he's wryly chastising Biden for saying the Soviet Union wanted peace, when that's exactly what was proven when Boris Yeltsin broke up the Soviet state and gave autonomy to its ethnically divergently member states.

Meanwhile, Putin whom Carlson wants you to know is our hero in this tale invaded Ukraine, Georgia, put a populist leader in Belarus and is set to invade Ukraine again.

So.. for all you Fox News fanatics out there, Russia isn't our friend. Our President is being clear about overseas intelligence and actions being taken after your Conservative party prolapsed over our leaving Afghanistan and rescuing tens of thousands of Afghan allies.