Woke up over 2 hours ago and have been puking on and off since. fuck this :(
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Woke up over 2 hours ago and have been puking on and off since. fuck this :(
This is what happens when you use off-brand condoms. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I'm so sorry about your cat, B4hand. :(
Me too. Losing a pet is such a sad, terrible feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
$40 parking ticket for street cleaning. Shit is getting expensive.
My son's new teacher is so cute it is ridiculous. I have never known glasses to say "fuck me" so well... this is a frown because she is teaching my son new things, and not me.
Glasses say "fuck me"? Hmmm...
Mine try, but I think it comes out too lawyerly.
I think my glasses say "I was looking for cat-eyed frames but they're less fashionable now than they were and there aren't many even approaching the style so I did the best I could."
Your glasses are too fucking wordy. Hipster.