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Originally Posted by Delias
Got my cell statement. My wife spent two hours on the phone with the guy she totally isn't fucking the night before telling me she wanted a divorce. The next day that I was out of the house all day, three hours.
That really sucks, but you pretty much knew it already. Stop torturing yourself.
I am trying. It's the same way I can't walk away from an unsolved riddle... even if I "know" the answer, I have to hunt it down, get three forms of ID and a witnesses affidavit.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
It feels dumb to complain about my allergies after your divorce drama but damnit, that's what this thread is for and that's what I'm going to do.
I hate you, cedar pollen.
Complain away. I think this experience has given me an allergy to matrimony.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
See now, if you'd only had my incredible fear of commitment from day one...
I know, right? In all fairness Day One was pretty much the day I got married.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Seriously though, never again. I will live in sin but fuuuuck marriage.
I'm pretty sure I'll get legally married someday. But I've managed to dodge it for eleven years. I'm pretty sure I'll have to be drunk.
If you would do me the honor, I would love to be the one getting drunk with you until it is time for your vows to your man.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL