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03-19-2013, 01:24 PM
Archigeek

Pneumonia. Sucks ass. 25 days of this shit and I'm still hacking up goobers of crap and drowning in gunk. Drug regimen starts today though. Hoping it helps.
03-19-2013, 01:35 PM
Asha

Requisite get well soon :)
03-19-2013, 01:35 PM
Latrinsorm

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Originally Posted by Ryvicke

Jury duty. This place is like the Mos Eisley cantina, some dude is vaporizing and the lady keeps freaking out that he's smoking. No one speaks English and 1980's Diane Sawyer is hosting a movie with full period costumes showing us what humanity did before juries (hold people's hands in boiling water--if it healed, not guilty).

I feel like I'm going to get picked because I have pants on and filled out my form correctly. This is going to be an awesome three days.

No one speaks English and everything's broken.

1980s Diane Sawyer and I are terribly frustrated that no one finds the history of the trial by ordeal as fascinating as we do. :cry:

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

I wouldn't know...I go in and then I never get selected.

Yet another way you and I are exactly alike. That makes... I think 2.

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Originally Posted by g++

Ive had two people stop by my office to tell me they appreciate me and what a great job I am doing so I am 99% sure I am being pink slipped either today or Friday.

Perhaps, sir, your self-flagellation via punching has left you with an overly pessimistic worldview.
03-19-2013, 01:49 PM
diethx

Feel better, dude.
03-19-2013, 02:04 PM
Archigeek

Thanks! Well wishes are theraputic!
03-19-2013, 02:13 PM
Latrinsorm

The above post has not been reviewed by the surgeon general.
03-19-2013, 03:00 PM
DCSL

Apparently I look like a sloppy self-cutter with all my scars and scratches from work.
03-19-2013, 03:40 PM
Gnome Rage

"also im gawna remove you from my friends list becaus eidont think you atually wanna be friends! lol best wishes!"

I'm sorry, wut. lol, because I was adamant about you returning a scarf I forgot, I don't wanna be friends?

LOLokayman.
03-19-2013, 03:43 PM
subzero

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Originally Posted by Drew

Although I do serve whenever called and take it seriously it's pretty much the exact opposite of awesome.

What, 10-15 bucks a day isn't good enough for you people to do your civic dootay?
03-19-2013, 03:47 PM
subzero

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

My daughter has been asking for some Beats by Dre headphones. I didn't get them for her birthday because it seemed like a complete waste. $300 for a pair of headphones?!? She barely even listens to music except for that God awful pre-teen crap. They would either get lost, broken, or simply never used. But apparently all the cool kids at school have them.

I want a tuggie from Megan Fox, but that's not happening either...

I've heard those headphones suck balls and they're simply raping people because obviously Dre wouldn't endorse shitty headphones (derp).