Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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10-30-2021, 05:19 PM
Tgo01

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Originally Posted by Methais

I wonder what they'd want the word "bullshit" to be replaced with.

Biden.
10-30-2021, 05:54 PM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

My grandpa used to use the word "gumption" he could hardly walk at 60 and died 2 years after retirement.

You enjoy that. I'll be enjoying fishing and smoking grass.

I'll use small, one syllable words for you from now on.

A syllable is how smart people measure big words.
10-30-2021, 06:09 PM
Neveragain

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I'll use small, one syllable words for you from now on.

A syllable is how smart people measure big words.

So the redneck didn't know that "syllable" is a multi syllable word.

So mad about my early retirement.
10-30-2021, 08:28 PM
Parkbandit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neveragain

So the redneck didn't know that "syllable" is a multi syllable word.

I told you what it was.

Chill out dead beat.

Quote:

So mad about my early retirement.

Yes. So mad.

Really.
10-30-2021, 10:50 PM
Neveragain

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I told you what it was.

Chill out dead beat.

Yes. So mad.

Really.

You told me the the meaning of a word yet failed, miserably, in displaying your ability to actually use the measure (yet again).

I also don't think you know what "dead beat" means. I worked hard for 35 years, I invested wisely and retired at 52.

Keep being upset though, I'm happy.
10-30-2021, 10:50 PM
Neveragain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm4NzTuxvuk&t=0s
10-30-2021, 11:28 PM
~Rocktar~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neveragain

So the redneck didn't know that "syllable" is a multi syllable word.

So mad about my early retirement.

Nah, not mad, just mildly irritated that you keep mouthing off about it like you achieved something. You are like the old stoner version of the 15 yr old single mom. Instead of "I am a grown ass woman and a mom" your is "I retired at 52 to smoke weed and fish." Good for you, you know ghetto women manage that at like 18 when they apply for welfare right?
10-30-2021, 11:52 PM
Neveragain

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

Nah, not mad, just mildly irritated that you keep mouthing off about it like you achieved something. You are like the old stoner version of the 15 yr old single mom. Instead of "I am a grown ass woman and a mom" your is "I retired at 52 to smoke weed and fish." Good for you, you know ghetto women manage that at like 18 when they apply for welfare right?

But I'm not on welfare or living in the ghetto. I literally followed a conservative lifestyle and now you're irritated too.

I have always shown my support for you to finally keep a spoon out of your mouth. I never bitched about you "mouthing off" about your journey to a healthy life, I'm happy for you.
10-31-2021, 02:53 AM
Tgo01

Donald Trump does tomahawk chop at World Series Game 4 in Atlanta

Uh-oh. I guess this will finally be the death of the tomahawk chop.

Sure it was "racist" before but most fans shrugged off the criticism. But now that Orange man has done it? All bets are off I'm sure. I can't wait to see the dozens of articles about how this racist tradition must be done away with for good.
10-31-2021, 08:43 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Donald Trump does tomahawk chop at World Series Game 4 in Atlanta

Uh-oh. I guess this will finally be the death of the tomahawk chop.

Sure it was "racist" before but most fans shrugged off the criticism. But now that Orange man has done it? All bets are off I'm sure. I can't wait to see the dozens of articles about how this racist tradition must be done away with for good.

Hahaha, look at his face in the picture... he's like "You thought I trolled before.. hold my coke"

I still find it incredibly amusing that the woke baseball commish was retarded and took the baseball Hall of Fame game out of Atlanta because of a voting rights bill... and now the same Atlanta Braves are about to win the World Series.