Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

but how much could that pay to shill for this small forum?

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Terry only charged $5 for tug jobs.

Of course it turned out Terry was rich.

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Originally Posted by Shaps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAPtJw1ANDc

Ok.. for real.. this is fucking hilarious. This is straight up comedy... guy gives a speech in front of the Dallas City Council.. it is fucking epic... ROFL

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I just want to know how he managed to make it through that whole thing without busting out laughing.

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Cenk Uygur Says He Could Beat Up Joe Rogan

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https://www.newsweek.com/cenk-uygur-...-fight-1634566

I would take out a second mortgage to see this.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

https://www.newsweek.com/cenk-uygur-...-fight-1634566

I would take out a second mortgage to see this.

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I wouldn't pay to see this fight because Rogan would destroy him very quickly.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I wouldn't pay to see this fight because Rogan would destroy him very quickly.

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I'm not sure Cenk could climb into the ring without losing his breath.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

I'm not sure Cenk could climb into the ring without losing his breath.

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He could if it contained a pile of doughnuts, a pool of booze or looked like Joe Biden's anus.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/dick-durb...040154797.html

"Dick Durbin experiences Chicago gun violence first-hand; Lightfoot urged to declare ‘public safety emergency'"

ROFL... What happened to Defund the Police? Does the Chicago Mayor hate black people? She must be racist... working for the white man after one gets scared.

Fucking Democrat politicians are literal pieces of shit. They don't care about the populous at all, only their power... and if they're affected. Pathetic.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/devious-l...202615516.html

"'Devious licks' asks students via TikTok to 'smack a staff member.' The nation's teachers are feeling burnt out."

ROFL.. what did they think would happen with years of participation trophies, discipline is "white priviledge" (look it up if you don't know), don't listen to authorities (the police), instilling a hate ethos in kids (CRT), etc...

But now it's a problem, cause it's coming for them... maybe they can call the new Community Councilors in lieu of the police. ROFL.. fucking idiots.

Side note: How the fuck are teachers "worn out" again? They haven't been working the past year+ and been doing zoom calls in a lot of places. I'm pretty sure hospital staff, truckers, etc. are feeling a lot more "worn out" than these fucking prima donnas.

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Originally Posted by Shaps

https://www.yahoo.com/news/devious-l...202615516.html

"'Devious licks' asks students via TikTok to 'smack a staff member.' The nation's teachers are feeling burnt out."

ROFL.. what did they think would happen with years of participation trophies, discipline is "white priviledge" (look it up if you don't know), don't listen to authorities (the police), instilling a hate ethos in kids (CRT), etc...

But now it's a problem, cause it's coming for them... maybe they can call the new Community Councilors in lieu of the police. ROFL.. fucking idiots.

Side note: How the fuck are teachers "worn out" again? They haven't been working the past year+ and been doing zoom calls in a lot of places. I'm pretty sure hospital staff, truckers, etc. are feeling a lot more "worn out" than these fucking prima donnas.

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That hasn't happened in my hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana, because our teachers are all gangsters and stay strapped so as not to get clapped.

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

He could if it contained a pile of doughnuts, a pool of booze or looked like Joe Biden's anus.

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