Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Printable View

03-07-2013, 04:33 PM
Tgo01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Androidpk

It's to fuck with people like Back. Make them think there are enough jobs for everyone.

Oh yeah, pizza places only have 3 employees, I forgot about that.
03-07-2013, 04:33 PM
Kastrel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tgo01

It's an old trick. Make your competitors think you're doing so well that you're constantly looking for more employees to handle the demand but in reality you're not hiring. Or the owners just like to fuck with people.

It HAS the be the last option. They don't even have competitors, they are in a corner store that is 10-15 minutes away from any other urbanized center (I live in the middle of no where).

Conclusion achieved. Fuck those guys, the pizza place that they replaced was so much better.
03-07-2013, 04:39 PM
Ker_Thwap

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kastrel

It HAS the be the last option. They don't even have competitors, they are in a corner store that is 10-15 minutes away from any other urbanized center (I live in the middle of no where).

Conclusion achieved. Fuck those guys, the pizza place that they replaced was so much better.

Only handing applications out to hot girls, duh. No one wants to spend 40 hours a week working with a bunch of dudes.
03-07-2013, 04:40 PM
Some Rogue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tisket

I'm busy teaching my child Sanskrit.

That will come in handy when he storms the Temple of Doom.
03-07-2013, 04:45 PM
Delias

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kastrel

Yeah, its a little weird right now.

Friend is looking for job, applies to pizza place.
Employee "Go online to take our application!"
Friend "Sure, what is your website!"
Employee "We don't have one."
Friend "So . . . how do I get your online application?"

Good luck with the job search Delias.

Thanks. I think I am going to spend a little money on advertising and try to expand my client list while I look for something else. (I fix computers. I also turn tricks, if the price is right, Ladies..)
03-07-2013, 04:46 PM
Tgo01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delias

Thanks. I think I am going to spend a little money on advertising and try to expand my client list while I look for something else. (I fix computers. I also turn tricks, if the price is right, Ladies..)

Keep in mind he always carries change for a dollar.
03-07-2013, 04:47 PM
4a6c1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

Only handing applications out to hot girls, duh.

Libel, slander! Only hot girls applied to that position!
03-07-2013, 04:47 PM
Delias

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tgo01

Keep in mind he always carries change for a dollar.

Always.
03-07-2013, 04:47 PM
Kastrel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

Only handing applications out to hot girls, duh. No one wants to spend 40 hours a week working with a bunch of dudes.

Well they need to fire half their staff then, unless they are grandfathering in the hideous beasts working there.
03-07-2013, 04:49 PM
Tgo01

Kastrel we're going to need to see some pics of this place, inside and out. A pizza place that apparently has shitty pizza, shitty owners who like to fuck with potential employees and customers, shitty looking employees. How has this place not burned to the ground already by the sheer awfulness of it?