Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

I like turtles.

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What about tortoises?

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Originally Posted by Methais

What about tortoises?

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What about Danny Trejo?

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net...20170810015956

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Originally Posted by drauz

He called him a nazi

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False.

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Originally Posted by drauz

and then regretted it.

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Conjecture.

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Originally Posted by drauz

If I say a caught a 2 ft bass but it was really a 1 ft bass, did I still catch a bass?

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You caught a bass, but your statement wasn't an accurate recounting of events just because a 2 foot bass and a 1 foot bass are both bass. Exaggeration is not accuracy.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Oh yeah, forgot to say welcome to how the other side felt from 2008-2016.

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Originally Posted by Donald Trump

Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

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No sir, I don't believe it's quite the same.

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Originally Posted by Tenlaar

No sir, I don't believe it's quite the same.

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You're right, one liar directly impacted american lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpa-5JdCnmo

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Originally Posted by Tenlaar

No sir, I don't believe it's quite the same.

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That's only because Obama was the first gay president.

I'm glad to see that you were able to stick to policy related things though as opposed to tabloid headline about non-political incidents from over a decade before he decided to run for office. I think even time4fun gave up on this after finally realizing how stupid it was.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I'm glad to see that you were able to stick to policy related things though as opposed to tabloid headline about non-political incidents from over a decade before he decided to run for office. I think even time4fun gave up on this after finally realizing how stupid it was.

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Tabloid headline? Please. Just admit that you don't care the man admitted to sexually assaulting females and has a long history of being a complete creep.

"Oh but that was when he was only in his 60's, he's totally grown up and changed his views on women since then."

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Originally Posted by Methais

Because I want to see how you view it first and what kind of bullshit you come up with. I already know that you know the "normal" answer, and I don't feel like getting Latrin'd today.

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Brother, there's nothing normal about this.

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Originally Posted by drauz

If I say a caught a 2 ft bass but it was really a 1 ft bass, did I still catch a bass?

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Nope. You caught a minnow.

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Originally Posted by Tenlaar

Tabloid headline? Please. Just admit that you don't care the man admitted to sexually assaulting females and has a long history of being a complete creep.

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That was not admittance to sexual assault. He is a piece of shit though.