lol what! Its true...
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After an epic beer spill, I've been using a USB keyboard for my laptop.
Tiring of that shit, I get a quote to replace the keyboard and the CMOS battery from a local dude for a reasonable price - $50-$75.
Turns out my laptop is some weird freak of a machine built on Mars and the replacement keyboard alone is $70 so that bill basically doubled.
God damn it so much.
Recieved some kind of weird error message trying to log into the PC this afternoon. :(
:yeahthat:
Headaches. Always headaches.
True story... if I don't orgasm every three days I will begin getting headaches.
I tested it scientifically through masturbation.
kidney stones..srsly my body must hate me! At least maybe this time I actually was able to collect something that they can test and determine WHY they keep happening. My first hospital stay was because of kidney stones when I was 11.
I hate genetics. My father died at age 33 from renal failure, however he was lucky to have lived with a donor kidney from age 19 to age 33..
I am extra frowny today.
^^^^ This.
Seriously not trying to be a jerk here (I know, right?). It sounds like you've got it pretty rough, B4Hand. I generally dislike hearing about, as you put it, a persons own genetics making them miserable.
When I think about dying at 33 from renal failure, I realize that's only 4 years from now, and that I've got a lot more life I'd prefer to live if given the opportunity.
I hope this is a solvable issue for you. I frown with you.
When my dad had kidney stones - they brought in a nurse dressed like one of those Halloween nurses that college girls dress up as.
http://images.halloweencostumes.net/...se-costume.jpg
They distracted him with her until they put the tube up his ding dong.
So maybe you can request him to do it?
http://teamsubmarine.files.wordpress...r-costume2.jpg
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