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02-21-2013, 04:34 PM
Delias

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

I don't believe in divorce, I believe in flower gardens shaped like people I used to know.

This.
02-21-2013, 04:35 PM
diethx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delias

This.

Aren't you getting divorced now though?

Someone alert the cops wherever Delias lives for a potentially dangerous situation.
02-21-2013, 04:40 PM
Delias

Quote:

Originally Posted by diethx

Aren't you getting divorced now though?

Someone alert the cops wherever Delias lives for a potentially dangerous situation.

No, I was separated for like three days. I have agreed to reconcile provided my wife seeks professional help... which in turn may lead to her coming to her senses and then leaving me after all is said and done. I admit, it's a gamble.
02-21-2013, 04:41 PM
diethx

Sorry, dude.
02-21-2013, 04:41 PM
Tgo01

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Originally Posted by msconstrew

I do think it's pretty fucking lazy to ask a question when the answer is pretty clear from context and it would take two seconds to use google, as Fallen demonstrated.

Typing a question to someone who I know has the answer I seek is lazy but typing the question in Google is the opposite of lazy. I'm going to Google if this logic makes sense.
02-21-2013, 05:02 PM
subzero

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Originally Posted by diethx

What kind of asshole bruise is invisible, anyway?

Cervix buster?
02-21-2013, 05:09 PM
subzero

Quote:

Originally Posted by msconstrew

Learn to Google? It's not a "PC" way of doing it; it's the modern legal term for alimony.

Not that it really matters, but I'm sure if such things were able to be laid out simply and observed, we'd find that the shift to 'maintenance' is in fact because we live in a pussified politically correct world and/or changing the wording to something that doesn't carry such a negative connotation to males makes negotiations easier if they aren't able to recognize that wording shift.
02-21-2013, 05:09 PM
Kastrel

Exercised too long yesterday, and despite drinking a ton of fluids after, I still woke up incredibly dehydrated. Unfortunately, now I'll have a headache for the rest of the day no matter what I do.
02-21-2013, 05:10 PM
Delias

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kastrel

Exercised too long yesterday, and despite drinking a ton of fluids after, I still woke up incredibly dehydrated. Unfortunately, now I'll have a headache for the rest of the day no matter what I do.

Brawndo.
02-21-2013, 05:14 PM
subzero

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Originally Posted by Delias

Brawndo.

Electrolytes! Fuck yeah!