You just got Ben'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
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You just got Ben'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
If I am, it's only because your genitals are contagious.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Get one of these:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6...3/IMG_0624.jpg
OMG, you were near my genitals?!?!?!?! AR is right, you really don't notice...Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
(loloololol)
No. It's an air-borne pathogen. Stop queefing.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
uuerrgh!
That's enough to make me wish that I was a gay male too. Pretty.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
So you can fuck his ass and his chin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I was thinking in reverse.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
Really? You have a massive crater in your chin too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
You don't have to be a gay male for that to happen, you are fine the way you are! O_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
Step 1) Butt chinQuote:
Originally Posted by Warriorbird
Step 2) Wax
Step 3) Gayviators
Step 4) ???
Step 5) Get chicks
for the record, and i am quoting myself here, I know this, but that's not what's on record. FOR THE RECORD there was no seriousness to this post I am quoting, whatsoever.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
rofl, rob you got #1 too don't you? and 3. and 5Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
only 4 and 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
Yeah, I saw Rob's ??? in action. It's for realz, ladies.
Small penis?
/???Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Here you go, Rob.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...sk/photo87.jpg
I was hoping for, at most, a tank top and panties. But that outfit is oddly Audrey Hepburn-ish, so I'll take it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedensk
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Originally Posted by Hedensk
Time to join the crew.
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...c-movie-07.jpg
There's my beautiful girl! <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedensk
You appear to keep your bathroom relatively clean. I approve.
http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/p...nalrob/guy.jpg
Since this thread is popping like a collar now. Again.
http://i51.tinypic.com/20jlcms.jpg
I'm the good looking one on the far right.
http://i55.tinypic.com/f0nhp5.jpg
Trying to look cooler than I actually am.
Step 1 to remedying that would be to stop wearing Hollister. You're not 17 and you don't live in CA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Other than that, high five. Your boys all have badass beards. Do you ever get jealous? I can't grow a beard. My younger brother can. I just pretend that he's adopted.
Thats actually the only piece of clothing I have from Hollisters, and I bought it a few years ago. And yes, I'm pretty jealous I can't grow a good beard, though its growing ok now since I haven't shaved in forever.
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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
you married!?
1) Right hand.
2) Class ring.
3) No.
4) WHY, ARE YOU INTERESTED?!?!?!!!?!
Who the fuck wears a class ring?
At least tell me it's a college ring and not HS.
I do. And yes, it's a college ring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
WHO THE FUCK WEARS HOLLISTER!?!
Intense props to Rob for showing us just a little bit of that belt. I can feel his wild side from way downtown. You can't argue motherfucker does not have the fashion.
I got a shoe shine this week purely because I'm on a two year plan to ape Rob's style by the time I hit 30.
I wear Abercrombie!
P.S. Rob, my little girl says you have "handsome" hair. :D Also, pk you are gorgeous as usual. <3
gayQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
If we're talking about gay, let's talk about you and your intense admiration of your Puerto Rican friend from last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
Yes, I am old. But I'm glad you're getting a shine. Looks good. Protects the shoes. Win-win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
Your child has impeccable taste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucca
1) wut? I am confused, I stared at the pic for a while, a good minute or so, I think it's because I'm still hung over, it looks like the left for some reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
4) NOT ANYMORE
It's a mirror shot. Don't make me spell it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by nub
He fucking pulled a dollar out from between two neck-on-neck beer bottles without tipping them over. He also looked like John Cusack. It was pretty intense.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
I don't know why I wanted to think I would see a picture of someone else taking a picture of rob taking a picture of him/herQuote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Hey, I wasn't there. All I know is that you loved him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
Class rings are some of the best styled rings on Earth. Don't like the gold sovereign look of yours though. They should be like silver and black with an awesome fucking JEWEL in the middle.
I'm sorry you don't like my ring. Then again, you want something silver and black with a jewel, so you clearly went to a state university (i.e., fuck you, guy).Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
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Originally Posted by nub
http://i54.tinypic.com/2iatssm.jpg
This is not a picture of me... I was looking for a picture of me, and couldn't find any that I hadn't already posted. So instead I decided to post this one, just because it was fun to take. The harlot on the right is my wife. The harlot on the left is just some girl we used to party with a lot. The guy in the center lost the joust due to a filthy dishonorable trick, so I sent my wenches to comfort him, because he was awesome.
http://i.imgur.com/ke4fXl.jpg
Fucking awesome. The official midwest PC get together needs to be a LARP.
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
I might be able to host the midwest get together. My family is about to have two vacant properties in the midwest area.
Are you planning to eliminate them in some gruesome axe-wielding manner?Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
He uses a maul, not an axe.Quote:
Originally Posted by waywardgs
Is ohio considered the midwest these days?
Fucking Ohio.
There would have to be a FUCKTON-GRAM (the metric unit) of alcohol to get me to do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
Or a lot of Kamikazes. Pussy.
At least I didn't have a hangover. Pussy.
I promise I can drink more than you without dying. I also promise I will regret it more than you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Um, neither did I. Real men don't get hangovers. They get awesomer.
I will now post a brief excerpt from the PM Rob sent me the morning after:Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
"My head is slightly annoyed with me."
LOOK AT HIM TRY TO DOWNPLAY HIS PAIN.
Maybe he meant he was a little groggy and zipped jr. in his fly, and annoyed the head.
Yeah thanks for clearing that up!Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
On the subject of beards...
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/h...7/IMAG0011.jpg
getting kind of proud of mine
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/h...IMG_0617-1.jpg
this is of the family at my sons Baptism (in December) hes racked out... Woke up long enough to get dunked then went back to a blissful sleep
thought this one turned out pretty cool
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/h...IMG_0598-1.jpg
thought this one turned out pretty cool
I refuse to shave until it gets warmer.
I didn't want to be the first little girl to comment on Rob's haircut, but it's very nice. (Thanks Rucca['s daughter]!)
That second picture is amazing, Dave & wife, but how did your hand get in your pocket?!?
BEST CHALLENGE EVERQuote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Uh, Rob your pants are way too tight to be insulting Blushy on his skinny jeans.
Mine, however, are not. So, you both are gay.
those shirts are unboQuote:
Originally Posted by Drisco
Just to be totally clear: I am not, in point of fact, a homosexual, but sometimes I am way gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paradii
If you're serious about your beer holding, get one of these:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
http://i.imgur.com/uwd7f.jpg
http://funraniumlabs.com/products-pa...in-of-science/
For fuck's sake, Celephais...
Erlenmeyer flasks. Holy shit. The world is in my palm.
The stainless steel + carabiner is pretty O.K., too.
no no, if you read the link, it's some badass science flask, it has the erlenmeyer in the stainless steel tube, and it's vaccum sealed so that there's very little contact between the glass and ... anything, so your beerverage stays the temperature it went into the glass at.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
So, I shouldnt put boiling hot coffee in it for the ride to work, and expect it to be a drinkable temperature when I get there?
If it's a coffee + alcohol beverage, maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuyuk
Anyway, I just have to get a few more Erlenmeyer flasks. Thanks again, Cele.
Now.. that is nice to see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drisco
The official UK PC get-together will be held at Drisco's apartment.
Sweet, a UK get-together in Canada...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
?!??! THOSE GIRLS AREN'T CANADIAN.
It's a date bitches.
Oh yes, they sure are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
I think she was referring to the part where you said a UK get together will be held at my place which is in Canada.
sigh. Yeah--I faled. You're british though right? I'm new.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drisco
In any event, UK PC get-together at Drisco's!
Apologies are offered in the form of this cat:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._boy/kitty.gif
You've been around for over 2 years, guy. You're not "new." And tell those whores to just come to NYC.
Oh my god. You are forgiven.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
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Originally Posted by Ryvicke
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Originally Posted by Rucca
Wow you are so friggen forgiven. I just gathered the whole house hold to watch that video and we laughed for about 20 mins because we always film our cat doing stuff.
Hence the puss in boots back there.
The college kid next door is still working on a set of pictures she took for us. This is a shot of the kiddos freezing as we were getting ready to take pics.
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/q..._5921339_n.jpg
Which one is causing all the problems?
I bet the middle one..
I'm thinking the one on the right with the eyeshadow and the necklace.
Yeah, it's definitely one of the blonde ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
Your kids are beautiful!
Thanks Drisco! And..the eyeshadowed..weird hair one..that's my 13 year old..who gives me zero problems. The other two are my 16 and 17 year old. Both were blonds..but Sarah decided to color her hair (she's my basketball player, girl who isn't sure if she likes girls or boys..or both!). Lacee is the blondest one. DJ (little Dude), well he's the boy who just looks like WTF get this over so I can go play video games!Quote:
Originally Posted by Drisco
I like sarah.
That was like a full 9 hours before anyone said anything creepy. Lazy pedos.
Haha I agree, this is very unusual.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
Scary that I know that it is the blonde in the middle. Now that the second oldest girl isn't all emoed up, she is invited to stay with me when you send your oldest daughter.
It's 'cause we've seen the Gorgeous Family before. XD And then we were all like, JAILBAIT. Seriously, they're one of the collectively prettiest families I've ever seen. No one in there, from parents to kids, is remotely unattractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
This!Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
I've taught my boys that if your plane goes down in the Andes the first thing you do is eat the guy with chocolate buttons and a carrot nose:
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...ngasnowman.jpg
They're so fucking cute. Must have a hot mom.
They do.
They do.
Those boys are adorable!
And don't eat yellow snow.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Don't worry, life will ugly them up some eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Hey..pfft Delias! She said even the parents (that's me and hubby) aren't unattractive! Yeah...maybe when I'm 80 and full of wrinkles..and my ankles look like my socks have dropped and wrinkled..and really it's I have no socks on it's just my skin..maybe then we can say life has uglied us up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
p.s. I think my kids will always be beautiful though more because of they type of people they are becoming and less about their outer beauty.
ALERT
VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE
ALERT
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5261728_n.jpg
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobmuhthol
One of those kids in the picture is dangerously close to being a minority.
I haven't been around here of late.
Here's a pic of me for you to masturbate.
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Krissta2/ME3.jpg
Now where's that beer thread....
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...tato-info1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by calidus
Russet Burbank
Are you blind? Clearly a pale red norland.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
:(
hahahah, that's funny!
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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
Depends on the preparation.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Russet Burbank for a stand alone loaded baked potatoe.
Red Norlands if you're going to serve them as a side dish - halved and baked in garlic/butter glaze.
I just meant with his chin, he definitely looks most like a red norland.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gan
Also, you said potatoe. lol <3
Dan Quail approves.
I choose to believe this was a joke. Otherwise it hurts too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardCranium
Also, I was talking about his nose, not his chin. Duh.
Everybody sing!Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
You say potato and I say potatoe...
That Russet Burbank doesn't have a nose...Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
...you're crazy.
I will slap you.
MUSHROOM SLAP!!!!
... I never knew she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip.
You need more collars popped, holmes.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
Shiiaat. Dave doesn't count though. Goddamn beardless weirdo.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...01123-1824.jpg
Are those Marlboro Lights next to you?! What kind of a pussy are you!?Quote:
Originally Posted by pabstblueribbon
Let's not rush to judgment, they may be blend 27s.
I smoke reds, and I'm not in that picture. There are pictures of me in this thread though.
The bearded country-fuck is Trev aka Tdog aka Hippie aka Mike Honcho.
Is that new? It sounds girly. I stand by my statement.
Oh, ok then. Where are the pics of you?Quote:
Originally Posted by pabstblueribbon
I smoke malb lights :/
Yeah, they were new, about 7 or 8 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Bad picture but oh well, fuck it. Another 'lovely' hotel room.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...ematics037.jpg
Your beard emasculates me.
:( :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
You look nothing like I imagined.Quote:
Originally Posted by pabstblueribbon
I'm not sure if thats good or bad.
I look fat in that picture. You can't see my muskles or tatttoooos. Oh well beardy beard beard.
Thats my beard in 'trimmed' mode. Its super long-gnarly-unkempt-viking right now.
It's good. I totally believed you were that blonde redneck in the other pic, lol. You don't look fat btw.
What did you imagine? Also that was after work, so I was wearing a shitty Croft and Barrow (Sp?) shirt and not my usual T-shirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Also, not good or bad was in response to masculated. Quoting really helps to distinguish conversations but fuck that shit.
His handle is 'pabstblueribbon.' This is pretty close to what I expected. Not enough camo though.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Fuck you dude, I'm the fat guy around here. Everyone knows this!Quote:
Originally Posted by pabstblueribbon
I dunno, I mean, I didn't really have an image in my head or anything. I just totally thought that first one was you and it didn't surprise me. lol :/
Yeah I know, I expected trashy redneck sorta. I mean, that's who drinks pbr down here lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
He's actually kinda hot though.
Well, that is the Legion Hall.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
You can't get trashier or more redneck.
Member of the Sons of the American Legion since 2001.
The almost-scowl goes well with the beard.
I call that a smile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blushy
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.Quote:
Originally Posted by pabstblueribbon
Me and my dude. His bib says 'Hunk'. Cuz he is.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...k/photo106.jpg
Want another one?
And here I thought you and your kid had a good relationship, Kuyuk.
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedensk
Fucking adorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedensk
We have a great one, more interested in producing a sibling for him though........Quote:
Originally Posted by EasternBrand
Bishop CA
Whew. Good thing that armor is max lightened, otherwise you wouldn't be able to climb with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
New Years :)
You got a little cutie there.
Everything looks great--let's just work on those pecs a bit.
lol Inspire'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
LOL, my pecs are fine, it's all the fat of my gut makes em look small ;oQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryvicke
You use that excuse when you take your pants off too, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Naw, I trim up the mangrove to make things seem larger.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
a la your avatar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I hear horizontal stripes work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I also yell at her (when I'm charging her like a rhino) that "It's not big but it goes off fast!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Paradii
That's not a good thing...bad rhino!Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I don't know. It looks like it works for him. The woman he's with is damn attractive in the pic. I'm sure he's not complaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucca
I think he looks like a cuddle bear (no play on his avatar, it freaks me out!)
Of course it works for him. I am very happy that it does. They are a great couple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakefang
Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains.
I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me,
For I am much ashamed of my exchange:
But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit...
Is it just me or does your avatar look a whole lot like Angelina Jolie, Rucca? Nice poem/song...did you write it?
Merchant of Venice
Never looked at it like that. :) It is actually a piece from Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drakefang
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
I've got a book collection of Shakespeare's works. I was the odd kid in HS who actually enjoyed reading them.
I love Shakespeare. My favorite role on stage was playing Bianca from The Taming of the Shrew. The man had a gift for poetry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I <3 boobs
Rucca has boobs. Rucca likes Shakespeare. You want boobs. Solution: Read Shakespeare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stretch
Lust, improving men since Eden.
Perhaps if we post Shakespeare, she will post her boobs?Quote:
Originally Posted by BriarFox
Act 1, Scene 1
SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO
BERNARDO
Who's there?
FRANCISCO
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
BERNARDO
Long live the king!
FRANCISCO
Bernardo?
BERNARDO
He.
FRANCISCO
You come most carefully upon your hour.
BERNARDO
'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.
FRANCISCO
For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.
BERNARDO
Have you had quiet guard?
FRANCISCO
Not a mouse stirring.
BERNARDO
Well, good night.
If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
FRANCISCO
I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who's there?
Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS
HORATIO
Friends to this ground.
MARCELLUS
And liegemen to the Dane.
FRANCISCO
Give you good night.
MARCELLUS
O, farewell, honest soldier:
Who hath relieved you?
FRANCISCO
Bernardo has my place.
Give you good night.
Exit
MARCELLUS
Holla! Bernardo!
BERNARDO
Say,
What, is Horatio there?
HORATIO
A piece of him.
BERNARDO
Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.
MARCELLUS
What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?
BERNARDO
I have seen nothing.
MARCELLUS
Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us:
Therefore I have entreated him along
With us to watch the minutes of this night;
That if again this apparition come,
He may approve our eyes and speak to it.
HORATIO
Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.
BERNARDO
Sit down awhile;
And let us once again assail your ears,
That are so fortified against our story
What we have two nights seen.
HORATIO
Well, sit we down,
And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.
BERNARDO
Last night of all,
When yond same star that's westward from the pole
Had made his course to illume that part of heaven
Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
The bell then beating one,--
Enter Ghost
MARCELLUS
Peace, break thee off; look, where it comes again!
BERNARDO
In the same figure, like the king that's dead.
MARCELLUS
Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.
BERNARDO
Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.
HORATIO
Most like: it harrows me with fear and wonder.
BERNARDO
It would be spoke to.
MARCELLUS
Question it, Horatio.
HORATIO
What art thou that usurp'st this time of night,
Together with that fair and warlike form
In which the majesty of buried Denmark
Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!
MARCELLUS
It is offended.
BERNARDO
See, it stalks away!
HORATIO
Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Exit Ghost
MARCELLUS
'Tis gone, and will not answer.
BERNARDO
How now, Horatio! you tremble and look pale:
Is not this something more than fantasy?
What think you on't?
HORATIO
Before my God, I might not this believe
Without the sensible and true avouch
Of mine own eyes.
MARCELLUS
Is it not like the king?
HORATIO
As thou art to thyself:
Such was the very armour he had on
When he the ambitious Norway combated;
So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.
'Tis strange.
MARCELLUS
Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.
HORATIO
In what particular thought to work I know not;
But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
MARCELLUS
Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
Why this same strict and most observant watch
So nightly toils the subject of the land,
And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war;
Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
Who is't that can inform me?
HORATIO
That can I;
At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
Well ratified by law and heraldry,
Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
Against the which, a moiety competent
Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
And carriage of the article design'd,
His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
For food and diet, to some enterprise
That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
As it doth well appear unto our state--
But to recover of us, by strong hand
And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
Is the main motive of our preparations,
The source of this our watch and the chief head
Of this post-haste and romage in the land.
BERNARDO
I think it be no other but e'en so:
Well may it sort that this portentous figure
Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
That was and is the question of these wars.
HORATIO
A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
And even the like precurse of fierce events,
As harbingers preceding still the fates
And prologue to the omen coming on,
Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
Re-enter Ghost
I'll cross it, though it blast me. Stay, illusion!
If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
Speak to me:
If there be any good thing to be done,
That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
Speak to me:
Cock crows
If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
Which, happily, foreknowing may avoid, O, speak!
Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death,
Speak of it: stay, and speak! Stop it, Marcellus.
MARCELLUS
Shall I strike at it with my partisan?
HORATIO
Do, if it will not stand.
BERNARDO
'Tis here!
HORATIO
'Tis here!
MARCELLUS
'Tis gone!
Exit Ghost
We do it wrong, being so majestical,
To offer it the show of violence;
For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
And our vain blows malicious mockery.
BERNARDO
It was about to speak, when the cock crew.
HORATIO
And then it started like a guilty thing
Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
The extravagant and erring spirit hies
To his confine: and of the truth herein
This present object made probation.
MARCELLUS
It faded on the crowing of the cock.
Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.
HORATIO
So have I heard and do in part believe it.
But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill:
Break we our watch up; and by my advice,
Let us impart what we have seen to-night
Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?
MARCELLUS
Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
Where we shall find him most conveniently.
Exeunt
That is quite possibly the funniest thing PB has ever posted.
Yes, actually.
John Proctor here. I did really enjoy Puck though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucca
Puck is awesome. I really like Ariel from "The Tempest," too.
Bah. Ben Kingsley as Feste.
I was also cast as Puck, although I auditioned for a different role. It worked out good, Puck is fun. The imp in the right hand corner is me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warriorbird
http://i.imgur.com/7Afae.jpg
This makes me almost, but not really, find a picture of me as a really skinny MacBeth.
If 'tis done, 'tis well t'were done quickly, lemme see if I can find anything.
Guess I'm back on the market. SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, LADIES??
As you can tell, many ladies approve of my appearance.
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In fact, sometimes there are so many ladies I can barely carry them all!
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I had a good lady once, but I eated her. =(
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So ladies, what do you say?
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(Please ignore my retarded friend. I eated his brains too.)
Yeah. We'll eated you.
Haha. Well done, PK, well done.
The bow is key.
UM YEAH SORTAQuote:
Originally Posted by droit
(the blonde in the first pic. a/s/l?!)
Truth, madam.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNQuote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Umm.. I think I finally have a new facebook profile pic. Thanks, pk!
LOL! My roommate's jaw dropped when he saw that pic because apparently the parrot you placed on his shoulder is the same parrot he had growing up.
:lol:
If I knew your roommate, I would constantly be feeling the urge to suck on his earlobe where those earrings are. Yeah, I know that I'm a freak.
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures..._0809_a07b.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Have you gotten any positive rep that says "Hey, DCSL, oral fixation wazzzzaaaap girl! Yeah. On my penis instead."Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
Because I was not going to do that. I was going to, maybe I will, give you a positive rep, but leave it anonymous, that asks what would happen if I chop off someone's ear and staple it to my dick.
Okay hold on.
I got my ear pierced when I was 11. I could probably put something in the lobe again, Dex, just for you.
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Vacationing in California.
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Hunting picture from a few years ago. Yeah... I'm wearing creased pants. Was a pair of uniform trousers that I'd taken to the dry cleaners prior to my department switching uniforms.
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Doing some home improvements here. Sealing the back splash on the vanity that the wife and I are building.
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My Casper kitty is NOT happy that I refused to keep petting him, also he kept trying to drink out of my glass, I said No!
Your soul. He's stealing it.
beautiful cat!