Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

I would have given Saddam the choice of death between hanging and watching baseball. In fact, he probably was.

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Baseball is horrid.

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I knew I liked you for a reason.

Bombardment (the game) > baseball.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

You're retarded! Just because you have the attention span of a gnat doesn't give you leave to bash the greatest sport of all time!

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I think you have somehow confused hockey with baseball.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

You're retarded! Just because you have the attention span of a gnat doesn't give you leave to bash the greatest sport of all time!

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Tisket and Latrinsorm stand alone. I won't feel bad if you find this prospect vaguely unsettling.

The only MLB game I've seen in person was made better with Nikki's boob sweat-covered whiskey she snuck in the stadium and lolbrielus. Otherwise.. meh.

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Originally Posted by DCSL

The only MLB game I've seen in person was made better with Nikki's boob sweat-covered whiskey she snuck in the stadium and lolbrielus. Otherwise.. meh.

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Hey! I looked at your boobs too. Man, I need more eyes. So I don't ever appear to seem like I'm being impolite by favoring a particular set of boobs with my puny human binocular vision.



MAIL ME EYES.

FRAGILE
HANDLE WITH CARE
HAS HUMAN EYES INSIDE
PLEASE DO NOT BEND OR REPORT TO THE FEDS
SNITCHES GET STITCHES

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

FRAGILE
HANDLE WITH CARE
HAS HUMAN EYES INSIDE
PLEASE DO NOT BEND OR REPORT TO THE FEDS
SNITCHES GET STITCHES

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So it begins.

I have a bag of dicks on hand for anyone to munch on who said that baseball is horrid. You hear that fuckers? A BAG OF DICKS!