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This is their latest one. Quieter and more agile and yes, creepy.
Those things just need lasers and Skynet stickers.
Ooh bet you sleep like a rock!Quote:
Originally Posted by Allereli
Sigh. I need to learn to temper my love for animals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I was like HEY WTF when the guy kicked him. =(
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
You apparently were far from the only one.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
Friend of mine in Canada sent me these today:
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Ketchup Doritos sounds oddly appealing to me.
The roulette ones sound awesome.
I tried the flaming cheetos. They were vaguely spicy, I'm not some kind of chili head who seeks out ghost peppers or anything. I guess my expectations were just off.
A small bag of crunchy Cheetos is still my guilty pleasure once in a while. Nature's perfect food.
one more day!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
http://www.brookstone.com/webassets/...00/889262p.jpg
It was -24°F when I woke this morning. No idea if it's a record for the area, but it's a record for me. New bragging rights! I'm going to go crawl back into my warm bed for the rest of the morning.
Got tickets to see Joshua bell this summer.:D
Going to see Trailer Park Boys live tomorrow in New Orleans and got 2nd row seats.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/58933357.jpg
Are you going to watch it stoned?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
That and Top Gear live are both things I totally want to see. I'm envious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
No way, that stuff's illegal and causes psychosis and even death!Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
R-rated Power Rangers
http://spinoff.comicbookresources.co...gers-fan-film/
I can't take the Power Rangers seriously since they had a murderer on their cast.
Who?Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
OJQuote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
If the power glove don't fit you must acquit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/01/power-...-murder-sword/Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Pfft. It was self defense. He was never charged and was already released.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
That 14 minute short was actually pretty damn fun to watch. I didn't make one Dawson's Creek joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Just got a great deal on these LED lights and hub. You can change the brightness and the color from your phone along with hooking up a lot of other appliances and features up to the same system. There is a really good deal on them from Home Depot if anyone wants to check them out, but it is today only!
http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/pro...e7526c_400.jpg
Anyone else mess around with "Smart Home" technology? Apparently these bulbs can all be tied into any existing system. If I didn't rent I would convert everything over to smart technology. Fucking internet of things, man. It's the future.
http://www.homedepot.com/p/GE-Link-9...806?quantity=1
They look cool and every time I pass by them at Home Depot I'm tempted to pick them up but they seem like more of a novelty than anything else. I'm sure some people might find more use for them than me but for me it would be the "That's so awesome!" factor of controlling my lights from my cell phone then a week later I'm just flicking the on/off switch anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
You should pull the trigger. I've done my research and I think these are the best for the cost, and with this sale, it's about as good a deal as you're going to find. If you drop down to the 65w or 60w bundle it's even cheaper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
You talking about just the cost of the light bulb themselves? Granted the current sale price makes them much more reasonable but there are cheaper LED light bulbs out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
http://www.homedepot.com/p/GE-Link-60W-Equivalent-A19-Connected-Home-LED-Light-Bulb-2-Pack-Wink-HUB-PLINK-KIT2/205601641Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
Nah, I mean the bundle with the hub that allows to sync them with your phone. You get 2 bulbs and the hub for 50 bucks there. I guess i'm a nerd. I like colored lighting and I especially like being able to dim the lighting.
There are 3 versions of the bundle. One with 60w bulbs, one with 65w, and one with 90w bulbs.
Harrison Ford will star in the sequel to Bladerunner.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/p...re-on-the-run/
llamas on the lam.
It's a sign of the alpacalypse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allereli
Cuteness overload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WlTSsJlOnE
Aliens is getting a direct sequel..
Bladerunner 2 being made..
What fucking year is it?!?
My aunt won the miniature division at the Philly Flower Show again
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I don't see any space marines.
Now explode it on camera is post it on the internet and claim it is (insert city) and see what news site picks it up and asserts it as true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allereli
So did you explain it to him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
I did. I promptly explained in no uncertain terms that it was because of government.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeP
Ronda Rousey armbarring girls into oblivion. Always fun to watch.
My seventh cash business is now operating in the black. Business is simplified enormously when you ignore laws and taxes and just do whatever you want. :D
It's the Internet.. people can claim anything they want!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
Seriously though.. wtf was Cat thinking? Her wheelhouse and expertise is standup striking... and Ronda's weaker game. WHY would she think "I think I'll rush Ronda and get her on the ground" is a good strategy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
Enjoy being in the record books for tapping out the fastest. Ever. And 14 seconds.. that's a record that could go on for a very long time.
WOOHOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Translation: Fuck the honest business people I'm undercutting! Fuck the environment! Fuck the property values of my neighbors! Fuck them all hard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
Property values?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap
And gas prices, too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
THANKS WRATHBRINGER!!!1!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenlaar
<Thanks Obama popcorn spill gif here changed to wrathbringer>
Eta: think Obama has seen that? Lol
It's just a matter of time before your front yard looks like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
Oh, I thought you were implying that I was black.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap
No, you're the selfish Libertarian weirdo, leaving copies of "Reason" in waiting rooms, and with a faded "Two parties is no parties!" sign by your mailbox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
People, please stick to the stereotypes that I've assigned you.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap
And I'm a billionaire. Just ask Bill Gates. We hang out a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
My smile of the day is avatar related. I'm still keeping avatars turned off though as it really speeds page load times on my phone.
I wouldn't worry about property values. I'm pretty sure wrathbringer lives in a squalid little apartment in a trashy part of town somewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap
Happy 1 month anniversary
http://i.imgur.com/7hxpOCL.jpg
Gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Changing quotes...how original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
Using sarcasm to call someone original...how orig.. fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
My cat has been sick for the past couple of weeks so a few days ago I took her to the vets. It was my first time at this particular place and the staff was amazing and the doctor was very thorough and knowledgeable. I was already pretty sure I was going to use them from now on but today I got a get well card in the mail from them, signed by the entire staff, and given a coupon for a free nail filing. Fucking A+ customer service.
Yay for healthy pets! :) get well soon, kittyQuote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Thanks. She's not fully recovered but definitely better.Quote:
Originally Posted by leifastagsweed
Oldtown Funk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRlJvOxIY0
BattleBots is coming back!
We're those the generic transformers? Or was that go bots?
Oooh cool, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astray
There was a lot of potential in this show and if they can get legit teams together, it'd be cool as hell to see what people can cobble together.
Nice, my dad and I were big Vlad fansQuote:
Originally Posted by Astray
I loved Deadblow. God I hope this one brings out the nut jobs who just build the coolest robots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allereli
Valve's Vive is a legit VR HMD. I wonder if it will cause Oculus to up their game.
http://cdn1.24liveblog.com/images/20...7abfbd1262.jpg
I am really excited, since the Oculus wasn't very motivated when it was the only show in town. I am probably going to get two sets of the Vive when it comes out this year during Christmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
passport arrived! I can leave the country
Yeah, they definitely have me on the fence as to which HMD i'll buy, and I didn't think that was going to be possible. It all comes down to the specs of CV1 Oculus.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
What are the specs on your gaming rig?
Using a new carbide tool bit on the lathe vs. high speed steel, and making babby's first blue chips. :smug:
http://i.imgur.com/VXpZPBj.jpg
Supposedly they developed a controller that works really well with this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
I'm building two custom rigs, both with crossfire and double monitor, and they'll be done by xmas. Will post specs when they're all finished! =)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
The controller usage has me sort of wary. I expected something more interactive, like touch gloves or something *I know, it sounds stupid* for the VR aspect. It's supposed to be an immersive reality. I am definitely looking forward to it all with anticipation, since it's ~supposed~ to make gaming a whole new experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Anyone claiming that, with new tech, has my attention. At least while it seems logical, and not fantastical.
E3 should be very interesting this year.
I would probably prefer some kind of glove controller too. These just look kind of clunky.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...r5jtqxovg9.jpg
Yeah that's my worry. When you're holding a controller like that, it's a tactile disconnect. A glove, at least, is something you slip on and forget about. It's just a cover. I really hope they flesh options out because if there's gloves instead of controllers, I'm sold. If I have to use the Bowser Wands, I'm going to probably be cranky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I'm jealous, I want a lathe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Velfi
Sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Velfi
Ringling ending elephant acts
Just finished Dying Light. It isn't a perfect game, but it's pretty famed enjoyable.
Putting looser.com into the google search bar.
https://plus.google.com/u/0/+Curiosi...01906830913042
Viking Rap Throwdown
It starts at 7:17 in the video if you want to watch.
https://curiosity.com/video/10-intri...305g%2Bflyting
On another board there was a thread where we tell general details about ourselves and I mentioned I love books. Some random stranger messaged me with a code for an amazon gift certificate. It was the sweetest thing and it made my week :)
Aww. Use it on a video game. ::sorcerer cackle::Quote:
Originally Posted by Lolleia
32°F and sunny, no wind! I went for a walk without a coat today.
FLEURS IS THAT YOU?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Velfi
1st FW represent :grin:
http://theaviationist.com/2015/02/10...ted-rjaf-jets/
http://www.ausairpower.net/USAF/FA-2...S-1stFW-05.jpg
On a side note I'd like to say they would be foolish not to restart production.
Picked up a third job, babysitting occasionally for these two kids. No idea what to charge, I just shrugged when their dad asked what my rate would be. I was like, honestly I have no idea what babysitters get paid now, whatever you think is fair.
He's a cool dude, friends with my both of my bosses (coffee shop), I'm trying to help him get his leather work into the store I sell leather goods at on commission. Still excited to hang out with some kids and make sure they dont burn the house down and get paid lol
2 kids? $12-13/hour.
20 bucks an hour. No, I am not joking. Yes, it is what the rate is here in California.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I ran a childcare service for 6 families when I was in LA, to help supplement me and my girlfriend's income. We both watched, and we charged 20 bucks an hour. It's a bit expensive, but it's NOWHERE near what daycares charge. And you're available more readily than a daycare.
This. Certainly not less than $15. The kids will start off all nice and harmless looking. Within a week, they'll figure out you have no real authority and be shitting all over you. Other people's kids are the worst.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
I'll tell him next time I see him I guess.
His kids are really sweet, I've met them before. His son will be the more difficult of the two just cause he's younger but his daughter is pretty cool, 10 years old so she's like, a person.
They're gaining your confidence before they secretly plot your murder and/or drunken striptease.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Uh. nope.
Last time I saw them we played Where is Waldo.
I played that game recently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Sounds like my Where is Waldo had different rules/goals...
Maybe.
One of the owners of my second job (coffee place) made all the counters and tables by himself and one has a bunch of where is waldo pages under a clear resin, gives kids something to do while they wait. So last time we played where is waldo.
If you made this about your penis gahross
Quoted, for when you come back in six months and tell us stories of the myriad ways these hellspawn are behaving, and how their idiot parents don't parent them properly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
No! Of course not! God, what kind of sick depraved boards do you think this is?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
...
#ThumbTwiddle
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/321...wner-iii-o.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap
FailPost!Quote:
Originally Posted by Back
I have two kids. I wish I could have gotten away with 12-13 bucks an hour. One of them no longer needs a babysitter but I still pay more than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
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Originally Posted by Lolleia
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Originally Posted by Fallen
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Originally Posted by JackWhisper
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Originally Posted by Fallen
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Because Fallen is a badass mamma jamma. Thank you. =)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
Bought a 1989 score football vend box. :)
I laughed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/tkm...k=MW_news_stmp
One of the drugs we worked on is moving to Stage 2 clinical trials.
I'm guessing it's not as much fun as salvia?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
Grats on the progress!!
Dear Anticor,
You need to start making clips like this.
http://gifsound.com/?gifv=fzSWzkD&v=FPp4qb-phrA
Holy shit that turned the cuteness up to eleven.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Rogue
Lol, saw that earlier and thought of hamticor.
Nice try, Umbrella.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
Wow, only one person left for the final jeopardy question. Never seen that happen before. Wonder if she'll win!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lsJmwNO40
Gotta be honest, this actor is one of the most underappreciated actors, and he's amazing to watch on the big screen.
Give that bitch Susan a motherfucking A+. Tellin' the TRUTH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanteax
I would totally work at the Hive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Seriously. PM me, Umbrella.
Seriously.
Obvious viral image is obviously not by a kid, but funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susan-...b_5053008.html
Totes doesn't stop it from being hilarious and truthful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warriorbird
Babysitting tomorrow, 8:30, 15/hr.
Mostly kids will be sleeping.
being paid to sit in someone elses' house.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
DON'T YOU TRUST THAT! OOOOOOHH NOOOO! DON'T YOU TRUST THAT!
Ladybugs invading my house again.
You sick sick man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO65UHoUJ8k
I expect the 10 year old might be, but the 4/5 year old? He might be up and down but eventually he'll pass out? No?Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
If they aren't just put Frozen on until they pass out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Or Benedryl, whichever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Look for the nanny cam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Ooh, good call on this. People do this all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I would hope so. We have a nanny cam. It's the parents who invite someone into their home to watch their children, and don't have a nanny cam that make me shake my head in disbelief.
I mean, I'm not going to look for it. They can watch me sit on their couch and study when the kids are asleep
I plan on crafts if the kids are still awake.
Bring toys, hide them around the house, and make a game of finding them with the kids. Perfect cover.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I don't just have toys hanging around to bring...
I'll take 'Things she DIDN'T say' for $400, Alex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
:|
I mentioned it so you wouldn't do something like scratch your butt or pick your nose. Not that I thought you'd hurt the kids. Nanny cam isn't the first thing that pops into a decent person's thoughts when going to babysit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
oh man. how horrible would that be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Picking nose ONLY in bathroom.
Do they have sound!? WHAT IF I BOOF?!
Can you say YouTube?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Search parameters: Gross things babysitters do when they think no one's looking
Gnomerage blows ass into a brand new couch while everyone's sleeping. 7,439,821 views.
Almost all of them have sound. You can have it turned on/off though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Here's some (but by no means all) that are available: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no...ix=nanny%2Caps
It is illegal to record audio with them.
On private property? That seems dumb
Federal wiretap laws.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Or ones she would care to share with children....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Jeeze you guys are fast...need to f5 moar.
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Originally Posted by Internetz
I realized after I said it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Depends on the state.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
We told our babysitters we had a nanny cam in all but the bathrooms. We had sound on and, since we warned them in advance, I think the recordings made would have been admissible but who knows. Stupid lawyers.
Also, I believe (in Washington anyway) if you post a sign that states people on the premises might be audio or video recorded then legally you're covered.
If they know about it that's fine. It's when they don't that can cause problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Now Latrinsorm is going to want to move in with me.
Tisket, this is officer Taernath. We've traced Latrinsorm's posts. They're coming from inside your own home! Get out now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Dude, that stripper outfit you bought last year does NOT make you an officer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to frisk you.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
................Ew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
#ResistingArrest
So BF is coming too to camp out on the couch?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0KNhaDDKCYQuote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
Attachment 7290Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanteax
Taernath likes it rough.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
Speaking from experience, eh Tisket? =PPQuote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Who doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Got through year 4 and 50,000 words in my Kina transcription project. Double milestone!Now? :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Yeah, but how many signs, where do they have to be placed, do they have to have braille, lighting, etc. Fuckin cocksuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Katt Williams show just got put up on Youtube. Woo. Funny stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds3URet-nJY
I like his older stuff. Pablo Francisco is very funny too, check him out.
After not having played this character for ~10 years:
>artisan skill
>
You feel your prior Artisan's Guild experience paying off.
Artisan Guild skills successfully converted. Please take a moment to read ARTISAN UNLEARN HELP and set your unlearning preference.
In the skill of forging - crafting, you are a skilled laborer with 316 ranks.
In the skill of forging - one handed edged, you are an apprentice with 136 ranks.
>
You've gained 33 physical training points.
(To use these new points, click on the "skill goals" link in the quick link bar.)
You've gained 27 mental training points.
(To use these new points, click on the "skill goals" link in the quick link bar.)
Unconverting 33 Phy points to return 66 Mnt points. (See HELP TPS)
Almost gained a full level.
Hilarious! Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
At some point in the show, his pants rip and he's cock and balls out for like 20 seconds. ROFL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Tool lawsuit settled!!
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...#ixzz3UT7lkaTO
I am packing my green bikini and going HERE today. No pinching, thankfully, but I'm probably going to get a water wedgie. Bring it.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Grand Mound. The name alone makes me want to go there for some reason. Those crazy Thurston county people.Quote:
Originally Posted by leifastagsweed
The Leviathan
https://vimeo.com/122368314
https://vimeo.com/121736043
PK you see this shit yet? Largest known cave
Were you going to link something?
I couldn't find anything saying this is actually being produced. The video clip seems to be nothing more than a pitch so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warriorbird
I'd pay to watch the movie though.
Check to see if you are blocking Vimeo or video posts in general. There is an embedded vid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I've seen pictures of that cave before. Would love to go someday.
Why do people want to risk burial under tons of rock and earth???Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Whackjob.
Adventure!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
All I can say to that is: The Descent. Watch it again!
I didn't like that movie. Wasn't even scary.
Because it's fun.... "Why do people want to risk going outside, there's a world out there????Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
One of the summer camps I did as a kid was cave camp, whole week of exploring different caves and it was a blast.
Descent was a decent game back in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...ref=nav_searchQuote:
Originally Posted by subzero
AWWW YEAH!
http://www.gog.com/game/descent_1_descent_2Quote:
Originally Posted by JackWhisper
http://www.gog.com/game/descent_3_expansion
Erupting volcanoes are interesting. Doesn't mean I want to be anywhere near one.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Good on you though, you intrepid explorer.
I went to some caves when I was a kid. There was one section where you had to lay flat and low crawl. Talk about severe claustrophobia.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling