Hunter pleads guilty

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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So what I hear you saying is your lies are somehow justified in the name of.. your version of divinity. Gotcha.

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Originally Posted by Seran

So what I hear you saying is your lies are somehow justified in the name of.. your version of divinity. Gotcha.

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Your hearing is functioning as well as your damaged brain.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Your hearing is functioning as well as your damaged brain.

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"Damaged" is a bit of an understatement, don't you think?

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Originally Posted by Seran

So what I hear you saying is your lies are somehow justified in the name of.. your version of divinity. Gotcha.

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You’re onto something Seran.

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If there's anyone other than South Park who got organized religion right, it was Monty Python. Maybe also the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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It's amazing how sheep herders wrote so well that their writing is still academy award level 2500 years later.

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Originally Posted by Seran

If there's anyone other than South Park who got organized religion right, it was Monty Python. Maybe also the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Wow Seran. You’re such a based edgelord.

That was actually from Kingdom of Heaven (2005 film).

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

It's amazing how sheep herders wrote so well that their writing is still academy award level 2500 years later.

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A little bit of divine inspiration goes a long way. Also they really hated the Philistines. Their sacrificing of children to appease their pagan gods really didn’t gel well with the Israelites.

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Originally Posted by Methais

"Damaged" is a bit of an understatement, don't you think?

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I was being extremely generous and complimentary.