Spooky
Senior Member

One of the sailors on the ship inside of your bottle shrieks out, "You are about to send us on a journey to send a message to Auchand. The message will read, 'If you can get this message....well, weird. Also, I'd like a fireball.'"
A roaring ball of fire streaks through the air and strikes you!
... 40 points of damage!
Head reduced to a charred stump.