The Goatse eclipse is strong. Sorry I can't rep you again; this stupid website is making me turn https to http and that is incredibly time-consuming...
OMG! You guys are all offending me! I need a safe place!
I'm offended that you've offended me. In fact, I'm so offended I need to have a fantasy game changed to prevent me from choosing to be offended about being offended by things that don't offend me because they're not real.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, offends me.
"You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw the line any fences