Er, by glad I mean that I would have never gotten out of the city that day had I gone to school, since I definitely would not have been able to take...
I was supposed to go into the city to do dumb stuff, which was meeting and greeting new students and crap, but I was like, "No." I'm glad, because I...
OMG! You guys are all offending me! I need a safe place!
I'm offended that you've offended me. In fact, I'm so offended I need to have a fantasy game changed to prevent me from choosing to be offended about being offended by things that don't offend me because they're not real.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, offends me.
"You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw the line any fences