AnticorRifling
Senior Member

Haha.

I have been asked if I'm Jeff Saturday twice in the last week. I hate you.

Looking good in green!


-Richard.

Sometimes I don't know who you are mocking. So I'm just going to go on the assumption that it is always someone other than myself.

See I'm no math expert but there are a lot of mosquitos and only one of you. I'm thinking it would be easier to replace your blood with powdered sugar; lice hate powdered sugar so it's safe to assume mosquitos will too. It only makes sense.

I was walking back from a taco place and it was dusk out and a mosquito bit me on the side of my foot. It's really itchy and already swelling up to the size of a tennis ball, and I'm pretty upset by this. I'm going to need you to wipe out mosquitos as a species and make me not so allergic to their bites or my blood so tasty to them, okay?

I like to get others to do my dirty work. I'm the spider, not a fly.

I heard that you've got the ability to start threads.

Someone needs to start a thread for "Interesting and/or funny Visitor Messages." It's annoying that I might miss something good because I don't troll people's profiles. Cliquish bastards. It's like high school all over again.

"That's what."
- She

I think you are forgetting something. There is still the tiny, tiny, (tiny) matter of Showals scrotum, Bhaalizmos missing midgets and my itchy butt. You will not get away with this. OCCUPY ANTICORS PROFILE.