Tisket
Oh hell no

Song of the Powers
By David Mason
Mine, said the stone,
mine is the hour.
I crush the scissors,
such is my power.
Stronger than wishes,
my power, alone.

Mine, said the paper,
mine are the words
that smother the stone
with imagined birds,
reams of them, flown
from the mind of the shaper.

Mine, said the scissors,
mine all the knives
gashing through paper’s
ethereal lives;
nothing’s so proper
as tattering wishes.

As stone crushes scissors,
as paper snuffs stone
and scissors cut paper,
all end alone.
So heap up your paper
and scissor your wishes
and uproot the stone
from the top of the hill.
They all end alone
as you will, you will.

How the fuck do you leave visitor messages for other people? I'm not sure I like this feature. It's hard enough to think of things to say in rep comments and actual posts but now the pressure is even greater!

Also it really upsets me that you aren't actually your avatar. You should make your own version of that.

Look at all the visitors to your profile, even mighty Kranar. I'm glad that now we're officially friends, it's confirmed electronically.

Never have I been more jealous of scissoring in my life. I heard you were a pro, but now that the mighty Nik has confirmed this, I have put in a good word with the Olympic counsel.

Tisket gave me the best and most athletic scissoring of my life. It was hard keeping up with her because she sprints really fast but she provided me gatorade when it was all said and done and not that gross yellow kind, so I can't really complain. A+++++, would scissor again.