Worst.Commercial.Ever

[Ylena]

All those damned Pepto Bismol commercials with the people doing the fucked up version of the macarena, grabbing their tummies and asses and stuff.

The stupid tune is one of those that crawls into your brain and nestles in for a good long stay, too.

Second place: All the stupid new AoL ads.

[Betheny]

those axe commercials.

[CrystalTears]

Any and all female product commercials! Gah, go 'way!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm with you on the AOL ones. Those fucking blow.

[Tsunami]

LOL, I agree with all above.

Lets not forget the ones for herpes medication. :rolleyes:

[Betheny]

Any and all viagra commercials... or any other old man penis related commercials.

[Chemical Ali McBeal]

Those stupid Enzyte commercials. They wouldn't be so bad in moderation, but the stupid things are shown just about every commercial break on sci-fi and spike tv and a bunch of other channels I like.

[Chemical Ali McBeal]

Coincidentally, what does this say about what these stations or their sponsors think about their viewing audience? Do they think everyone who watches the sci-fi channel is some overweight (subway), allergetic (allegra, flonaise, etc), weakling (bowflex) with erectile disfuctions (viagra) and a small penis? (enzyte) It's a bit insulting if you think about it.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Maimara
Any and all viagra commercials... or any other old man penis related commercials.


I like the one where the guy is throwing the football through the tire swing. Let's hear it for symbolism!

[Betheny]

People bitch about feminine product commercials, they ought to bitch about those too.

At least tampons are a necessity.

[Back]

I thought those ones with the red periods at the end of the senteces were grotesquely clever.

[Tsunami]

Oh, those Herbal Essence Shampoo commercials that sound like the woman is having an orgasm washing her freaking hair.

[Betheny]

I think they should have birth control commercials with a picture of a very pregnant lady with a big red X across her belly.

Or a picture of a baby with a big red X.

I'd be sold!

[Toxicvixen]

Lets not forget the ones for herpes medication.


:lol: I love how they are so happy in those commercials. I have an STD and its okay!

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Oh, those Herbal Essence Shampoo commercials that sound like the woman is having an orgasm washing her freaking hair.

Yeah, and IT TOTALLY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

What a rip off.

[faiyth]

the budweiser "twins" commercials that they play during football.. My boyfriend loves them because I hate them so much.

[faiyth]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Tsunami
Oh, those Herbal Essence Shampoo commercials that sound like the woman is having an orgasm washing her freaking hair.

Yeah, and IT TOTALLY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

What a rip off.

Yeah but from what I've heard purchased of Herbal Essense Shampoos went way up from those commercials.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Maimara
I think they should have birth control commercials with a picture of a very pregnant lady with a big red X across her belly.

Or a picture of a baby with a big red X.

I'd be sold!

This one is better: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/kidcondom.mpg

[faiyth]

... benedryl commercials suck too. the ones where flowers suddenly become boxes of benedryl and such.

[Edited on 11-12-2004 by faiyth]

[Betheny]

Originally posted by faiyth

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Tsunami
Oh, those Herbal Essence Shampoo commercials that sound like the woman is having an orgasm washing her freaking hair.

Yeah, and IT TOTALLY DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

What a rip off.

Yeah but from what I've heard purchased of Herbal Essense Shampoos went way up from those commercials.

not at my house... more like the purchase of duracell batteries went up because the shit just don't work. :(

just kidding. I have someone do that stuff *for* me...

[Drew]

Originally posted by Maimara
just kidding. I have someone do that stuff *for* me...
Stanley?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Drew

Originally posted by Maimara
just kidding. I have someone do that stuff *for* me...
Stanley?

Time to quit smoking, you get no cigar.

I've actually never met Stanley. Or the guy that posts as Stanley.

[Edited on 11-12-2004 by Maimara]

[Wezas]

Quiznos still takes the cake in my mind.

http://cariocainmemphis.mundopequeno.com/quiznos.JPG

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas
Quiznos still takes the cake in my mind.

http://cariocainmemphis.mundopequeno.com/quiznos.JPG

i love those commercials!

[Drew]

<Time to quit smoking, you get no cigar. >

You just seem to invite him over a lot... who knows? :saint:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Drew
<Time to quit smoking, you get no cigar. >

You just seem to invite him over a lot... who knows? :saint:

Yeah, okay. Shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about.

[LastSamurai]

Originally posted by Maimara

Yeah, okay. Shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about.

Maimara...that was so heartfelt I almost cried! .:lol2:
Back on topic, I hate that Cialis commercial...especially that part where the couple is outside on the porch, sitting in separate bathtubs, staring out at a sunset....I don't know about you, but if I had to pay up that kind of money to get my bone up, I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting my hard on in a bathtub.

[Tsunami]

Yeah, I hate those viagra...cialis...get a hard on from us commercials too...

But I laugh my ass off when the announcer comes on warning if the boner lasts longer than four hours, seek medical attention...

:lol: I've got a hard on, and it won't go down!

[KymberlynX]

"I'm not TOUCHING you!" Sunny Delight commercial.

Every time it came on, I wished I could go up to that kid, slap him and tell him to STFU.

[Sirina]

Lamisil - the ad for some foot fungus cream with the disgusting little yellow creature that lifts up someone's toenail and crawls under there.

So grotesque I have to change the channel whenever it comes on.

[Vesi]

1-800-SAFE AUTO

Not sure if they're regional commercials or not but they drive me NUTZ!

Vesi

[Vesi]

Originally posted by KymberlynX
"I'm not TOUCHING you!" Sunny Delight commercial.

Every time it came on, I wished I could go up to that kid, slap him and tell him to STFU.

I just laugh at that one because kids do stuff like that all the time. I remember as a kid (4 sisters) we'd pull all we could. Mama, she's looking at me!

Vesi

[Fission]

The one with the zesty chicken border bowls or whatever, where they make them when you order, and some jackass keeps saying it halfway to fake them out.

He'd be lucky if they only spit in it after.

:barf:

[Tsunami]

Originally posted by Sirina
Lamisil - the ad for some foot fungus cream with the disgusting little yellow creature that lifts up someone's toenail and crawls under there.

So grotesque I have to change the channel whenever it comes on.

Oh crap! That creeps the hell out of me!

And I hate those 1 800 Safeauto commercials too :P

[kheldarin]

I hate commercials about medicines that have like, 4938573497534 side effects.

Plus, it never shows what the problem is. It just shows people horseback riding, swimming, sitting on their porches smiling, playing with their grandchildren.

[Toxicvixen]

I hate commercials about medicines that have like, 4938573497534 side effects


Yeah it may cause Sudden death but at least I don't have a yeast infection anymore! You wonder sometimes what's worse the medication or the actual affliction your trying to cure.