Fun With Flares

[time4fun]

#PaladinLife

You swing a gilded black mithglin mace at a stone giant!
AS: +456 vs DS: +156 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +97 = +415
... and hit for 88 points of damage!
You broke the stone giant's nose!
The stone giant is stunned!

** Your black mithglin mace surges with power as smoky green radiance coalesces around it! **

... 15 points of damage!
Pinpoint strike sears the stone giant's chest.

** Your black mithglin mace pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 15 points of damage!
Plasma scalds the stone giant's stomach leaving painful red streaks.

** Your black mithglin mace sprays with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 20 points of damage!
A curling tongue of blue flame sears the skin on the stone giant's stomach.

Your black mithglin mace suddenly lights up with hundreds of tiny blue sparks!
A pillar of smoky green radiance manifests around a stone giant.
CS: +313 - TD: +186 + CvA: +25 + d100: +69 == +221
Warding failed!
Waves of sacred energy tear through the stone giant's body!
... 68 points of damage!
[You have earned enough recognition points to be eligible for promotion.]
The stone giant rumbles in agony and goes still.
A stone giant seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A stone giant returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Vusit]

Rotflares, plasma double flare and blink? What no ensorcell? Newb

[Androidpk]

Rotflares, plasma double flare and blink? What no ensorcell? Newb

Crusade, double guiding light, blink.

[time4fun]

Crusade, double guiding light, blink.

Correct. It was basically the most Paladin flare moment ever.
1618, 1604, 1615.

( Ensorcel would have ruined the Paladin vibe of the post)

[Androidpk]

You're missing a bane flare. Plasma flares on extraplanar critters.

[time4fun]

I retreat now back to my hovel of shame where I will wither and die. =(

[droit]

You attempt to jab a Grimswarm troll ranger!
Your attack is hindered by holding a barbaric skull-set ruic longbow!
You have excellent positioning against a Grimswarm troll ranger.
UAF: 605 vs UDF: 492 = 1.229 * MM: 113 + d100: 51 = 189
... and hit for 24 points of damage!
Amazing jab to left forearm shatters radius bone!
The ranger's small shield falls to the ground.

** Necrotic energy from your vruul hide gloves overflows into you! **

You feel energized!

** Your vruul hide gloves flare with a burst of flame! **

... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Looks uncomfortable.
The troll ranger moans in pain as the flames singe his skin!
... 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to neck. Looks uncomfortable.
The webbing around a Grimswarm troll ranger catches fire!
... 35 points of damage!
Flames burn neck into a bubbling mass of flesh. Forget lunch.


** Burning orbs of pure flame burst from a pair of vruul hide gloves charred with fiery runes and engulf a Grimswarm troll ranger! **

... 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to right arm. That hurts a bit.
The troll ranger howls in agony as the flames dance over his body!
... 20 points of damage!
Burst of flames to head catches ears on fire! Yeeoww!

... 30 points of damage!
Nasty burns to chest make you wish you never heard of heartburn.
The troll ranger howls in agony as the flames dance over his body!
... 30 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
It is knocked to the ground!

Roundtime: 2 sec.

[time4fun]

nice

[Erous]

Double crit. One from the hit then the flare:

You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will!
You swing a well-crafted golvern morning-star at a massive troll king!
AS: +391 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +34 = +445
... and hit for 138 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The troll king continues to struggle for life!

** Your golvern morning-star pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 25 points of damage!
A raw, red hole is drilled in the troll king's chest by a powerful bolt!
The troll king lies still.

Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position.

And just for giggles, it's not flare related, but the bandits didn't know what hit them:

You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a well-crafted golvern morning-star at a human mugger!
AS: +391 vs DS: +203 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +91 = +313
... and hit for 142 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the human mugger's insides to outsides!

[You have 8 kills remaining.]
The human mugger falls to the ground and dies.
A human mugger recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.

** Necrotic energy from your golvern morning-star overflows into you! **

You feel healed!
You swing a well-crafted golvern morning-star at a human brigand!
AS: +391 vs DS: +224 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +78 = +275
... and hit for 115 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!

[You have 7 kills remaining.]
The human brigand falls to the ground and dies.
A human brigand recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
You swing a well-crafted golvern morning-star at a human thug!
AS: +391 vs DS: +210 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +46 = +263
... and hit for 91 points of damage!
Neck removed, head falls to the ground.

[You have 6 kills remaining.]
The human thug falls to the ground and dies.

[time4fun]

You launch a quick bash with your spiked eonake greatshield at a shrickhen!
[Roll result: 185 (open d100: 80) Bonus: 6]
Your bash connects!
... 20 points of damage!
Air supply cut off by sharp strike, the shrickhen's eyes bulge!
It is knocked to the ground!
The shrickhen is stunned!

** Your spiked eonake greatshield pulses with a burst of plasma energy at the shrickhen! **

... 15 points of damage!
Dazzling arc of energy traces blackened path across the shrickhen's back!

** Your spiked eonake greatshield sprays with a burst of plasma energy at the shrickhen! **

... 35 points of damage!
Ferocious bolt of plasma tears through the shrickhen's eye and fries the brain!
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
You swing a gilded black mithglin mace at a shrickhen!
AS: +482 vs DS: +221 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +7 = +297
... and hit for 81 points of damage!
Blow ruptures the stomach!

** Your black mithglin mace pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 10 points of damage!
Blistering strike to leg shrivels skin and causes excruciating pain.

** Your black mithglin mace sprays with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 30 points of damage!
Vicious beam of energy rips open the shrickhen's back!

Your black mithglin mace suddenly lights up with hundreds of tiny blue sparks!
You briefly close your eyes, and your form is enveloped by thick smoke. A faint green light builds up and emanates from you before tendrils of green mist coalesce around your arm!
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking a shrickhen!
CS: +360 - TD: +278 + CvA: +25 + d100: +35 == +142
Warding failed!
The shrickhen is stricken for 51 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Arm lock.
The shrickhen strains as if burdened by some invisible force.

The mist enshrouding your arm evaporates into nothing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Godsanvil]

I thought if you bound a flaring weapon it would only flare the plasma flares?

[time4fun]

I thought if you bound a flaring weapon it would only flare the plasma flares?

Hey Gods, I saw your private message on this. The mace is a blink weapon. When you bond to them, you still get guiding light flares, but they also flare a spell of your choosing (with restrictions). So in this case, I loaded it up with 1630. The first flares were just the shield.

[Gnomad]

Also, you have it backwards. They only flare their original flares, not guiding light.

1625 won't "see" blink and some other script flares, though, so you'll get guiding light and your script-based flare.

[time4fun]

I believe the list of flares that still allow guiding light is:

Knockout
Poleaxe/Rebalance
Blink
Rot
Bubble


Folks will let me know if I'm missing something on that list

[time4fun]

Weeeeeee


>mstrike
You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies.
With instinctive motions, you weave to and fro striking with deliberate and unrelenting fury!
You swing a shimmering silver dhara at an ethereal guard!
AS: +467 vs DS: +251 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +36 = +270
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Quick strike rips left arm open!
To your dismay it quickly closes on its own.
The ethereal guard is stunned!

** Necrotic energy from your silver dhara overflows into you! **

You feel energized!
You swing a shimmering silver dhara at an ethereal squire!
AS: +482 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +38 = +326
... and hit for 118 points of damage!
Hard strike to the abdomen.
Ethereal entrails seem to spill from the ethereal squire's mangled substance,
vanishing into misty tendrils as they strike the ground.
The ethereal squire is stunned!
You feel the unnatural surge of necrotic power wane away.

Your silver dhara suddenly lights up with hundreds of tiny blue sparks!
You briefly close your eyes, and your form is enveloped by thick smoke. A faint green light builds up and emanates from you before tendrils of green mist coalesce around your arm!
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guard!
CS: +396 - TD: +259 + CvA: -13 + d100: +60 == +184
Warding failed!
The ethereal guard is stricken for 71 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Wild attack passes through the right leg, viciously assaulting the air!
The ethereal guard strains as if burdened by some invisible force.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal squire!
CS: +396 - TD: +291 + CvA: +8 + d100: +7 == +120
Warding failed!
The ethereal squire is stricken for 33 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Right ankle stung!
The ethereal squire stamps in silent annoyance.
The ethereal squire strains as if burdened by some invisible force.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guardsman!
CS: +396 - TD: +268 + CvA: +8 + d100: +40 == +176
Warding failed!
The ethereal guardsman is stricken for 56 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Large gash to the right arm seals as strike passes through.
The ethereal guardsman strains as if burdened by some invisible force.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guard!
CS: +396 - TD: +327 + CvA: +17 + d100: +95 == +181
Warding failed!
The ethereal guard is stricken for 55 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Glancing blow to the left arm leaves a trail of vapor in its wake.
The ethereal guard strains as if burdened by some invisible force.

The mist enshrouding your arm evaporates into nothing.
All of a sudden, an ethereal guardsman rises quickly to his side feet.
You swing a shimmering silver dhara at an ethereal guardsman!
AS: +467 vs DS: +275 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +41 = +262
... and hit for 100 points of damage!
Strong hit to the chest!
Tendrils of mist explode as the strike passes right through.

** Necrotic energy from your silver dhara overflows into you! **

You feel energized!

Your silver dhara suddenly lights up with hundreds of tiny blue sparks!
You briefly close your eyes, and your form is enveloped by thick smoke. A faint green light builds up and emanates from you before tendrils of green mist coalesce around your arm!
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guard!
CS: +405 - TD: +259 + CvA: -13 + d100: +55 == +188
Warding failed!
You feel the unnatural surge of necrotic power wane away.
The ethereal guard is stricken for 42 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Quick blow to the head.
Swirls of vapor dance around the ethereal guard's head.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal squire!
CS: +396 - TD: +291 + CvA: +8 + d100: +12 == +125
Warding failed!
The ethereal squire is stricken for 23 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Weak blow to neck wouldn't have scared the ethereal squire even if it were still alive.
The ethereal squire strains as if burdened by some invisible force.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guardsman!
CS: +396 - TD: +268 + CvA: +8 + d100: +71 == +207
Warding failed!
The ethereal guardsman is stricken for 60 points of damage!
Your reputation with Reim just got better.
You watch as 5 ethereal scrip rises out of the ethereal guardsman and drifts over to you.
The ethereal guardsman shudders before falling into a lifeless heap on the ground.
An ethereal guardsman appears less distracted and conflicted.
An ethereal guardsman recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guard!
CS: +396 - TD: +327 + CvA: +17 + d100: +96 == +182
Warding failed!
The ethereal guard is stricken for 55 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Left ankle stung!
The ethereal guard stamps in silent annoyance.
The ethereal guard strains as if burdened by some invisible force.

The mist enshrouding your arm evaporates into nothing.
You swing a shimmering silver dhara at an ethereal guard!
AS: +467 vs DS: +334 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +49 = +211
... and hit for 71 points of damage!
Strike swipes cleanly through the abdomen, but seals up a moment later!
The ethereal guard is stunned!
A dark shadowy tendril rises up from an ethereal guard, writhes its way up a shimmering silver dhara towards you and lashes out malevolently...
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The elemental aura around you wavers.

Your silver dhara suddenly lights up with hundreds of tiny blue sparks!
You briefly close your eyes, and your form is enveloped by thick smoke. A faint green light builds up and emanates from you before tendrils of green mist coalesce around your arm!
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guard!
CS: +396 - TD: +259 + CvA: -13 + d100: +2 == +126
Warding failed!
The ethereal guard is stricken for 42 points of damage!
Your reputation with Reim just got better.
You watch as 5 ethereal scrip rises out of the ethereal guard and drifts over to you.
The ethereal guard tries to crawl away on the ground but is instead consumed by ethereal light.
The warm glow fades from around an ethereal guard.
The wall of force disappears from around an ethereal guard.
An ethereal guard appears less distracted and conflicted.
An ethereal guard recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal squire!
CS: +396 - TD: +291 + CvA: +8 + d100: +4 == +117
Warding failed!
The ethereal squire is stricken for 23 points of damage!
Your reputation with Reim just got better.
You watch as 11 ethereal scrip rises out of the ethereal squire and drifts over to you.
The ethereal squire rolls over on the ground and goes still.
An ethereal squire returns to normal color.
An ethereal squire seems to lose an aura of confidence.
An ethereal squire seems to lose some dexterity.
The wall of force disappears from around an ethereal squire.
An ethereal squire appears less distracted and conflicted.
An ethereal squire recovers from being rebuked, regaining his composure.
A length of a green tentacle bursts out from the tendrils of mist, striking an ethereal guard!
CS: +396 - TD: +327 + CvA: +17 + d100: +96 == +182
Warding failed!
The ethereal guard is stricken for 75 points of damage!
Your reputation with Reim just got better.
You watch as 7 ethereal scrip rises out of the ethereal guard and drifts over to you.
The ethereal guard's body falls to the ground as it is consumed by ethereal flame.
The bright luminescence fades from around an ethereal guard.
A shadow seems to detach itself from an ethereal guard, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The very powerful look leaves an ethereal guard.
The white light leaves an ethereal guard.
An ethereal guard glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves an ethereal guard.
An ethereal guard appears less distracted and conflicted.

The mist enshrouding your arm evaporates into nothing.
Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you off-balance and out of position.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

[time4fun]

5 flares in one swing!

You swing a jade-inlaid black ora spikestar at an Ithzir seer!
AS: +506 vs DS: +424 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +93 = +209
... and hit for 93 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending left leg flying.
An Ithzir seer falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!

** Necrotic energy from your black ora spikestar overflows into you! **

You feel reinvigorated!

** Your black ora spikestar surges with power as smoky green radiance coalesces around it! **

... 15 points of damage!
Stinging burn to the Ithzir seer's hand.

** Your black ora spikestar releases a twisted tendril of force! **

... 25 points of damage!
Neck grapple, loud *pop* as the bones strain!
It is knocked to the ground!

** As you attack an Ithzir seer, the shadows surrounding your black ora spikestar swirl off and strike! **
... 25 points of damage!
The Ithzir seer's skull cracks with an audible "Pop"!

** A sickly green aura radiates from a jade-inlaid black ora spikestar and seeps into an Ithzir seer's wounds! **

... 30 points of damage!
Major bones in the Ithzir seer's left arm crack loudly!
Roundtime: 5 sec.