View Full Version : Michlosernuts (Michaelous)
Silent_Willy
11-10-2004, 06:39 AM
Which of these statements is the most true. No all of the above option added on purpose.
Dear Michlosernuts,
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
AnticorRifling
11-10-2004, 07:35 AM
I feel dirty.
Parkbandit
11-10-2004, 09:05 AM
I've got a new found respect for Silent_Willy.
Caiylania
11-10-2004, 09:45 AM
boiled in menstruation blood........
Hey now..... Some people consider that pure and stuff. Holy and all that!
landon
11-10-2004, 09:46 AM
Wow pointless vulgarity!
Silent_Willy
11-10-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by landon
Wow pointless vulgarity!
Don't you love it? Really, anything to do with Michlosernuts is pointless in the end. But, really, it would be amusing if someone boiled his ass in menstration blood, wouldn't it?
landon
11-10-2004, 09:53 AM
Haha, that did make me laugh. What do you have against the guy besides the obvious? Give us a good story. Hehe.
Kainen
11-10-2004, 09:56 AM
Ok where is the All Of the Above choice!?!?!?!
Originally posted by landon
What do you have against the guy besides the obvious? ... "besides the obvious" is reason enough.
Chelle
11-10-2004, 01:20 PM
I have actually seen a one armed juggler before, and he was pretty good at it.
Xenostrus
11-10-2004, 08:04 PM
Boiled in menstruation blood...
That had to be the most disgusting, sickening, awful, distasteful, nauseating comment I have EVER heard and I LOVE IT!!!!!
That sentence has just made its way into my everyday library of insults. Thank you Silent_willy for having a tremendous impact on my life.
Lyonis
11-10-2004, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Xenostrus
Boiled in menstruation blood...
That had to be the most disgusting, sickening, awful, distasteful, nauseating comment I have EVER heard and I LOVE IT!!!!!
That sentence has just made its way into my everyday library of insults. Thank you Silent_willy for having a tremendous impact on my life.
I doubt anyone would be averse to you meeting the same fate.
Shari
11-11-2004, 12:01 AM
Wow, boiled in menstration blood. That's WAY worse than my...drowning in a bucket of their own vomit.
Naturally I voted for that. Horribly disgusting, love it.
HarmNone
11-11-2004, 12:03 AM
Blood's blood. :shrug:
AnticorRifling
11-11-2004, 06:19 AM
Harmnone always gets me hot with comments like that.
Shari
11-11-2004, 02:18 PM
You know, even being a woman, I'm going to disagree there. Menstral blood is just, well if you're a woman you know what I'm getting it. Its totally foul.
Wezas
11-11-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Jesae
You know, even being a woman, I'm going to disagree there. Menstral blood is just, well if you're a woman you know what I'm getting it. Its totally foul.
Evidently, even the men know what you're talking about.
How is the boyfriend? Still scared to flush? :saint:
Lyonis
11-11-2004, 02:43 PM
I remember when I was in highschool I was staying over at a friends house who had a sister that was a couple years younger then us. Well when I went to take a piss it seemed that the dog had found her used femine products and chewed them up and spread them all over the place. I've seen plenty of blood before but that by far was one of the grossest things I've ever come across
4a6c1
11-11-2004, 02:48 PM
mmm, menstrual blood
:lol:
Chadj
11-11-2004, 02:48 PM
hahahahahhahaha, THAT, my friend, is amusing. And horribly disgusting.
Lyonis
11-11-2004, 02:58 PM
You should of seen the dog lapping it up. I think that was the worst part. That or me pleading with my friend to be discreet when he told his sister and not tell her I found it which he promptly replied with yelling from the living room that the dog was eating her pads. Vurry embarassing.
Shari
11-11-2004, 03:59 PM
ACTUALLY, Wezas...I've been pretty good about remembering to flush them. :P
That is a really disgusting story, Lyonis. Thanks for making me decide not to have lunch today.
Xenostrus
11-12-2004, 04:57 AM
I also had a great experience with finding someone else's pads. I was sleeping over my friends house who also had a sister about our age. I went to take a piss when I saw a plastic bag behind the toilet. Because I was young and curious, I grabbed the bag, opened it and immediately like a ton of bricks the smell hit me. The bad thing was that at the same moment I took a deep breath so I sucked in all the funk. I have never been the same since.
Betheny
11-12-2004, 06:52 AM
I think I'm in love.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.