Inky is a goat fucker.

[Praefection]

Just thought I'd share. Since several people he's mad at read these boards.

Story, Linsha just got back from Solhaven with several people trying to find out information about the tree herders. Was at the north gate.

Inyk is trying to drag you. If you want to prevent this type "GROUP CLOSE".
Inyk just went through the town gates, dragging you with him.
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a rolton, a rolton, a short sword, a massive wheeled tower and a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Inyk
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
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Inyk swings an ancient black-stained battle-axe at you!
AS: +337 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +46 = +184
... and hits for 96 points of damage!
Awesome slash severs your left arm!
A jagged stump is all that remains!
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
The powerful look leaves you.
A dark shadow seems to detach itself from your body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The air calms down around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 10 mins...
>
* Linsha just bit the dust!
>
Journeyman Anat just arrived.
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Journeyman Anat just went through the wooden gates.
>'and that is for what?
You ask, "And that is for what?"
>
Journeyman Anat just came through the wooden gates.
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A rolton trots in!
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A rolton trots southwest.
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A rolton sniffs the air anxiously.

A rolton glances around, sure he has missed something...

>cou
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
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Inyk says, "For alfues imputence."
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Traelin just arrived.
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Kallamdor's group just arrived.
>'I did nothing you moron
You say, "I did nothing you moron."
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Inyk says, "And killing me while i was alseep."
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A rolton trots northwest.
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A rolton trots north.
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Inyk says, "And nalina gang banging me."
>'I was in Solhaven
You say, "I was in Solhaven."
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Kallamdor's group just went through the wooden gates.
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Inyk asks, "Aahh dont like it heh?"
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A rolton trots in!
>
A rolton trots in!
>
Kallamdor's group just came through the wooden gates.
>
A rolton trots in!
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Inyk says, "I didnt ethier."
>'let me repeat. I did NOTHING
You say, "Let me repeat. I did NOTHING."
>
Inyk just went through the wooden gates.
>


He's a stupid fucker, end of story.

[Nieninque]

He is Ericos' brother.

Say no more

[Praefection]

I don't know who is he. Except he's been a pain in the ass since he's been around for the last several days. Sorta like a pile of shit you accidently step in.

[Nieninque]

Yeah...its a family thing :)

[Lyonis]

I'd kill him until he warn interacts and runs away but that's just my take on it.

[Caiylania]

Gawd. That must have been right after I left you. We'd been back, what .. one minute?

Sorry :(

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Praefection
Inyk says, "And nalina gang banging me."



Originally posted by Jesae
Jesae
Nalina
Ihara


How come I can't get in on that action? :?: :saint:

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Praefection
Inyk says, "And nalina gang banging me."



Originally posted by Jesae
Jesae
Nalina
Ihara


How come I can't get in on that action? :?: :saint:

Not a fan of the ladies eh Trebek?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Not a fan of the ladies eh Trebek?

Buck Futter, Buck Futter, Buck Futter!

[AnticorRifling]

Wezas reads from a card! He gets his answers from a card he's not so smart!

[Wezas]

Anticor I'll take The Penis Mightier for 200.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas
Anticor I'll take The Penis.

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

[AnticorRifling]

On topic it seems that Inky is a knob and needs to learn what's IC/OOC/OOG/etc/BBQ?

Off topic: That's titles, famous TITLES.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Falgrin
Anticor I'll take The Penis.

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

Leave it up to you to ruin a good Connery conversation.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Falgrin
Anticor I'll take The Penis.

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

Leave it up to you to ruin a good Connery conversation.

Leave it up to you to ruin it with your continued need for the penis.:yes:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Falgrin
Anticor I'll take The Penis.

:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

Leave it up to you to ruin a good Connery conversation.

Leave it up to you to ruin it with your continued need for the penis.:yes:

Leave it up to you to not notice I edited your previous post :saint:

[Parkbandit]

BASTARD!

[DeV]

Inyk has always been that way... stay clear of him if you don't want to be dragged down to his level of immaturity and lack of RP.

Too bad people like Inyk don't mess with Arkans .

- Arkans

[Warriorbird]

It's because you developed a reputation for just outright smashing them.

[Shari]

Yeah, yet another person I would like to see drown in their own bucket of vomit.


That being said. Linsha and Nalina were discussing Inyk's complete idiocy while trying to figure out this whole tree herder thing. Example:

(Inyk pisses on the sickly green growth)

I mean how much more fucking stupid can you get?
Answer?

Well, its a trick question, because he's in the same category with Michaelous and Abztract.

ANYWAY, so Nalina and Linsha were talking in elven, Nalina asked if anyone would mind her killing Inyk, someone must have relayed the message to him (since he's giantman) or he has another char there (we can only pray he doesn't) and he called Nalina a whore or something, I honestly don't remember.

So, she swept him, missed, and then he killed her.

Then later....HE'S SLEEPING LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS OUTSIDE OF TOWN. And Alfue and I killed him. Then later Alfue killed him again. It was rather pathetic on my part because it took several swings (without a blue crystal though) to actually kill him.

I am stocking up on the crystals now for future use.

:D


Sorry he killed you Linsha, I guess he must have assumed we were the same person OOC? Either way, I'll help kill him again if you want. ;)

Edited to add: The FUNNIEST part about all this is, is he killed Linsha because he thinks Alfue killed him for her, when in actuality he was doing it for Nalina, as Linsha and Alfue HATE each other with a passion.

[Edited on 11-10-2004 by Jesae]

[Praefection]

I've no idea what he assumed. But we must have been in cahoots since oh my god, we were talking about killing him! What a twat.

[Alfster]

I wasn't sure why he killed Nalina for simply mentioning killing her.

When Nalina did find him outside the gates, it was truly one of the saddest looking assasinations I've ever seen by anyone. I ended up sweeping him, and chopping off both of his legs so that she'd have a chance to kill him.

Then, after some time passed Nalina and Alfue went back to the spore, and the first thing Inyk does is swing at Alfue. He missed, so Alfue swung back and killed him.

Then Inyk starts saying, "Hey, I was low on spirit, you're an ass...blah blah blah"

My advice, don't swing at people if you can't take a swing back.

Although, I do find it funny that he killed Linsha and then stated that it was for "Alfue's impotence". He obviously has never seen Linsha and Alfue interact because...they do NOT get along.

Haha, what a dipshit.

[Parkbandit]

You didn't deny that Alfue has impotence though.

:)

Having a reputation like that puts me on cloud 9. Then again, I still get no action. Such a difficult life.:help:

- Arkans

[Shari]

I am now totally convinced that not only that Lycain=Lycane, but...


Lycain=Lycane=Inyk. As he tried brought in Lycane to drag me out of Hearthstone to god knows where and then started harassing Alfue and I.

Then after he was killed 4 times (once by me :( ) he started bitching about unfairness and how he would return later when his spirit was back up.


GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU NASTY LITTLE COCKROACH!

You said COCK hehehehehe

- Arkans

[Alfster]

Basically, Lycane came in and drug Nalina around town, then he came back and for whatever reason...casted at Alfue. I hadn't even spoken to him yet. What a moron.

[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
You notice some full plate, a metal breastplate, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Obvious paths: southYou focus your mind in an attempt to draw the memory of Nalina through the PsiNet.

You feel the memory of Nalina blend with yours for a moment, and see their location as they last saw it:
[Lower Trollfang, Clearing]
This small grassy clearing is dotted with occasional low bushes and young trees. To the east the trees become larger and more numerous, while to the west a faint trail leads back to the walls of Wehnimer's Landing. You also see an obscure trail and a black iron gate.
Obvious paths: east

Lycane suddenly fades into view.
Lycane gestures at you.
Lycane hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
AS: +297 vs DS: +218 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +47 = +165
... and hits for 23 points of damage!
Heavy spark to abdomen. Bet that hurts.

Lord Lycane just went south.

Nalina just arrived.

Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You hear someone calling upon the powers of the elements...

You hear someone intoning a short, mystical phrase...
Lycane suddenly fades into view.
Lycane gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Lycane.
Nalina is forced out of hiding as she is knocked to the ground by the dark ethereal waves.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.

Lycane traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...

Lycane gestures.
Lycane suddenly disappears.

Nalina stands up.

The voice of Nalina says, "Freaking idiot."

[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
You notice some full plate, a metal breastplate, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Obvious paths: south
H>ambush lycane head
What were you referring to?


You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...

Lycane suddenly fades into view.
Lycane gestures at you.
CS: +148 - TD: +156 + CvA: +2 + d100: +77 - -5 == +76
Warded off!
You are unaffected.

Lord Lycane just went south.

You hear someone sigh.


[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
You notice some full plate, a metal breastplate, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Nalina (hiding)
Obvious paths: south


You say, "You're a moron."

You laugh out loud!

Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

The voice of Lycane patiently says, "I know."

You are now in an offensive stance.

You hear someone chuckling.

The voice of Nalina asks, "Do you really have nothing else better to do?"

Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...

The voice of Lycane patiently says, "Alfue."

The voice of Lycane patiently says, "I want a strong shot."

You hear someone intoning a short, mystical phrase...

Lycane suddenly fades into view.
Lycane gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Lycane.
Nalina is forced out of hiding as she is knocked to the ground by the dark ethereal waves.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Lycane!
AS: +331 vs DS: +157 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +8 = +213
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You say, "Kill him Nalina."

You nod to Nalina.

[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
You notice some full plate, a metal breastplate, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: a stunned Lord Lycane (prone), Nalina (prone)
Obvious paths: south

Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Nalina stands up.

Nalina rubs a blue crystal.
An invisible force guides Nalina.
Her blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!

[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
You notice some full plate, a metal breastplate, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: a stunned Lord Lycane (prone)
Obvious paths: south

Nalina leaps from hiding to attack!
Nalina swings a heavy-bladed curved vultite waraxe at Lycane!
AS: +321 vs DS: +99 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +96 = +349
... and hits for 115 points of damage!
Horrible slash to Lycane's head! Brain matter goes flying!
Looks like he never felt a thing.

* Lycane drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Lycane.
Lycane becomes solid again.
Lycane no longer bristles with energy.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Lycane suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Lycane.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Lycane.
Lycane loses some awareness.
Lycane seems a bit less imposing.
* Lycane just bit the dust!

You come out of hiding.
You let out a cheer!

The ghostly voice of Lycane patiently says, "Excellent now I get to kill her."

You are now in a defensive stance.

You sling a blood-stained vultite wall shield inset with several razor-sharp mithril spikes over your shoulder.

The ghostly voice of Lycane patiently says, "Most excellent."

[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
You notice some full plate, a metal breastplate, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: the body of Lord Lycane (prone), Nalina
Obvious paths: south

Nalina says, "Don't ever touch me again, you filth."

Lycane's body decays into compost.


You are now in an offensive stance.

Nalina reaches into the sleeve of her blue gown and retrieves a slender shadowed steel stiletto honed to razor sharpness.

Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

The voice of Lycane patiently says, "Oh I can't wait."

The voice of Lycane patiently says, "Ahahaha."

You hear someone calling upon the powers of the elements...

You hear someone intoning a short, mystical phrase...

Lycane suddenly fades into view.
Lycane gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Lycane.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Lycane!
AS: +331 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +77 = +389
... and hit for 112 points of damage!
Gruesome slash to Lycane's throat!
That stings... for about a second.

* Lycane drops dead at your feet!

Lycane loses some awareness.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

* Lycane just bit the dust!


Lycane's body decays into compost.



You say, "Nor can I."

Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You hear someone chuckling.

Lord Lycane just arrived.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Lycane!
AS: +331 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +98 = +410
... and hit for 108 points of damage!
Neck broken.
Lycane twitches several times before dying.

* Lycane drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 6 sec.

* Lycane just bit the dust!


Lycane's body decays into compost.


Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You hear someone giggling.

Lord Lycane just arrived.

Lycane patiently asks, "You done?"

A huge half ogre stomps in with an angry look on his face.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a wickedly curved faenor waraxe at Lycane!
AS: +331 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +47 = +359
... and hit for 98 points of damage!
Deep slash to Lycane's neck severs an artery!
Lycane chokes to death on his own blood.

* Lycane drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 6 sec.

* Lycane just bit the dust!

The voice of Nalina says, "Is there something you need/."

A huge half ogre says, "Bubba says Alfue must leave."

The ghostly voice of Lycane patiently says, "I'm wondering why he keeps killing me."

You say, "It's in your best interest to leave."

I really wish people like him fucked with me still.

- Arkans

[Shari]

Come hang out with us at Hearthstone, Arkans!

This was my favorite part....

Nalina reaches into the sleeve of her blue gown and retrieves a slender shadowed steel stiletto honed to razor sharpness.


God that's so hot. My char is hot. <hugs herself>

I'll be hanging out there starting tonight.

- Arkans

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Jesae
Come hang out with us at Hearthstone, Arkans!

This was my favorite part....

Nalina reaches into the sleeve of her blue gown and retrieves a slender shadowed steel stiletto honed to razor sharpness.


God that's so hot. My char is hot. <hugs herself>

Damn thats one big sleeve

[Alfster]

Originally posted by Jesae
Come hang out with us at Hearthstone, Arkans!

This was my favorite part....

Nalina reaches into the sleeve of her blue gown and retrieves a slender shadowed steel stiletto honed to razor sharpness.


God that's so hot. My char is hot. <hugs herself>

Get over yourself already!

Heh.

I expect Arkans to be kicked out of Hearthstone by tomorrow night. He's a hardcore fascist.

- Arkans

[Silent_Willy]

After the second time I died, I would probably run away with my tail tucked between my legs. If I did come back a third time, and died, I would probably just kill myself in shame.

[Shari]

Uh, a stiletto is what, 3 or 4 inches long? Its virtually the same as a dagger. Though I think the modern-day ones have flatter handles and are usually full of holes to reduce weight.

Someone help me out here.