NIPPLEGATE!

[Parkbandit]

LONDON: Hollywood actress Tara Reid became the latest celebrity to join the 'Nipplegate' bandwagon after her left breast popped out of her dress as she arrived for hip hop artist P Diddy's birthday bash, in New York.

The American Pie actress whipped off her fur wrap as she arrived, which in turn lowered her dress and exposed her breast and she did not even realize it until an attendant warned her.

The actress however seemed unperturbed as she told the press photographers, who were snapping away like crazy, to abstain from publishing them anywhere.

"She giggled and wagged a finger at the snappers, saying I'd better not see those photos anywhere," The Sun quoted an onlooker as saying.


By the way.. nice boob job!

[DeV]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
By the way.. nice boob job! Maybe it was a conspiracy... OMG look at my brand new boobies!!
They are nice though.. nothing wrong with a healthy pair of fake tits that look ripe for squeezing and other fun stuff.

[TheRoseLady]

Damn, you never hear any stories about men falling out of their pants. :( - Unless it's buttcrack and I'll pass.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by Parkbandit
By the way.. nice boob job! Maybe it was a conspiracy... OMG look at my brand new boobies!!
They are nice though.. nothing wrong with a healthy pair of fake tits that look ripe for squeezing and other fun stuff.

I could not agree more. Christ.. all this agreeing with liberals today.. I hope I'm not coming down with something...

:sniffle:

[Betheny]

Real boobs > fake boobs.

[GSLeloo]

Someone showed me a picture of that and specifically the nipple and you can see like these scars all around it, really gross.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Maimara
Real boobs > fake boobs.

Agreed. But:

If Real boobs = small then Fake Books > small real boobs.

[Numbers]

She probably got one of the worst boob jobs in Hollywood history.

Like Leloo said, he nipples are fucked up. They obviously did the boob job by removing the nipples, going through there, and reattaching them.

The result? Her nipples are now misshapen and scarred.

http://chill.to/xax/2004/11/tara-reid-pdiddy-combs-royal-birthday.html

Personally, I think boob jobs are gross. Give me real ones any day over those plastic funbags.

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by 3704558]

[Betheny]

Originally posted by 3704558
She probably got one of the worst boob jobs in Hollywood history.

Like Leloo said, he nipples are fucked up. They obviously did the boob job by removing the nipples, going through there, and reattaching them.

The result? Her nipples are now misshapen and scarred.

http://chill.to/xax/2004/11/tara-reid-pdiddy-combs-royal-birthday.html

Personally, I think boob jobs are gross. Give me real ones any day over those plastic funbags.

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by 3704558]

:applause:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Maimara
Real boobs > fake boobs.

Agreed. But:

If Real boobs = small then Fake Books > small real boobs. Hell yea.. I was gonna say she wasn't working with much before. So, anything would be a step up and if it makes her feel better, more power to her and whoever lays their hands on them. Though in my completely biased opinion, there'd be no complaints either way.

[Keller]

ewewewewewewewewww!!!

I hate big nipples!!
EWWWW!! already!

[Betheny]

I heard Paris Hilton flipped out because she wasn't getting any attention.

Proportion is king. Too big or too small just sux0rz.

- Arkans

[Wezas]

Originally posted by TheRoseLady
Damn, you never hear any stories about men falling out of their pants. :( - Unless it's buttcrack and I'll pass.

If I remember right - the winner of the first "Big Brother" had his thing hanging out of his boxer shorts on live TV because they woke him up (morning wood). He was the guy with one leg.

[longshot]

Wow...

I hope she got some money back from the doctor...

They really butchered her.

She has money... she should have done it where they go through the bellybutton.

[Betheny]

We need more dong on TV.

[Snapp]

Thanks for the horrible link 370. Her nipples make me wanna puke (and not just cuz she's female either).


We need more dong on TV.
Agreed. :thumbsup:

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Snapp]

[TheRoseLady]

Originally posted by Arkans
Proportion is king. Too big or too small just sux0rz.

- Arkans

That doesn't just go for boobs ;)

[Wezas]

OMG her nipples are frightening. :?:

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Snapp
Thanks for the horrible link 370. Her nipples make me wanna puke (and not just cuz she's female either).


We need more dong on TV.
Agreed. :thumbsup:

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Snapp]

OMG no! I think I have stressed my desire to NOT see such a thing... right Kadumi? :D

[KymberlynX]

Isn't she in her early 20's cuz she looks old too.

You would think she could afford a better boob job. She needs to invest in strapless bras too. How the fuck can you NOT know your boob is hanging out? :?:

[Hips]

Big nipples are scary. And big, scarred nipples are even worse. *shudder* :puke:

[DeV]

Haha.. she knew. She went from a size A. Do you know how close to nothing that is... thankfully I don't but I dated a girl who was that small. I may as well have been with a man when it came to the chest area.

That chick is happy with anything more than what she had previously. lol

[SpunGirl]

I can't see the link, it asked for a password and stuff. I wanna see nipples! She probably didn't know her boob was hanging out because her nipples are all desensitized, so she was all, "huh?"

Also, Tara Reid makes me want to barf. She's not that talented and I don't think she's even that pretty. There are about a zillion actresses that are 10 x more gorgeous than she is.

Regarding boob size, a guy I knew in high school told me, "any more than a handful is a waste, any less is a waste of my time."

-K

[Betheny]

Tara Reid is such a skank.

PS. POWER TO THE REAL TITS.

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Maimara]

[Hulkein]

<<How the fuck can you NOT know your boob is hanging out?>>

How long ago did she get them done?

Don't they lose sensation sometimes after implants? That could be why, if they were still somewhat numb.

Plus the fact she was probably coked up.

[Chemical Ali McBeal]

I see she went for the cheap porn star look. Her nipple looks like it's gonna snap off like a stretched rubber band.

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Hulkein
<<How the fuck can you NOT know your boob is hanging out?>>

How long ago did she get them done?

Don't they lose sensation sometimes after implants? That could be why, if they were still somewhat numb.

Plus the fact she was probably coked up.

Or just a skanky ho like Beth said...

...most likely the latter.

[Betheny]

yeah, because she didn't even give a fuck

she's just like

TEE FUCKING HEE I'M SO AWESOME

I hope she overdoses on Colin Farrell's cock.

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Maimara
yeah, because she didn't even give a fuck

she's just like

TEE FUCKING HEE I'M SO AWESOME

I hope she overdoses on Colin Farrell's cock.


Originally posted by Parkbandit
"She giggled and wagged a finger at the snappers, saying I'd better not see those photos anywhere," The Sun quoted an onlooker as saying.

She may as well have said "please make sure you post those pictures all over the place...I love the attention cuz I R A HORE!!!111"

And I thought she was no longer with Mr. Farrell??

[Betheny]

she'd still choke herself on his dick.

you know it.

actually sh e's probably with Carson Daly now. DOFL

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Maimara
she'd still choke herself on his dick.

you know it.

actually she's probably with Carson Daly now. DOFL

Actually, I think I thought you meant him in the first place. :lol:

[The Cat In The Hat]

WARNING! Bad boob job! (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/)

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by The Cat In The Hat]

[Weedmage Princess]

You'd think her being rich she'd be sure to get something presentable done....not that I'm advocating walking around with your boob exposed like that ::stare::

I'm going to go with Hulkein on this one though and wonder how long ago it was done? The recuperation for that procedure is lengthy and it's not uncommon for scarring after having the nipple reshaped or whatever. It does go away eventually but it just takes a while.

[Weedmage Princess]

Okay what the HELL is up with Bree Walker's lips?!?!?! Why would you do that to yourself???

[SpunGirl]

Haha cat, that site is great! I saw that Bree Walker chick on either Oprah or Dr. Phil talking about her hands, it's some genetic disease where they're all misshapen and the fingers are all funky. I guess she feels like she has to over-beautify in other places to compensate. I mean, it sucks that she has a deformity and all, but why would she want to go CREATING one on purpose?

-K

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by KymberlynX

Originally posted by Hulkein
<<How the fuck can you NOT know your boob is hanging out?>>

How long ago did she get them done?

Don't they lose sensation sometimes after implants? That could be why, if they were still somewhat numb.

Plus the fact she was probably coked up.

Or just a skanky ho like Beth ...



Where the hell did that insult come from???

Criminy.. be civil. And if you can't do that.. get a tub full of vanilla pudding and fight like real ladies.

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by KymberlynX

Originally posted by Hulkein
<<How the fuck can you NOT know your boob is hanging out?>>

How long ago did she get them done?

Don't they lose sensation sometimes after implants? That could be why, if they were still somewhat numb.

Plus the fact she was probably coked up.

Or just a skanky ho like Beth ...



Where the hell did that insult come from???

Criminy.. be civil. And if you can't do that.. get a tub full of vanilla pudding and fight like real ladies.

:lol: I think you left out a word there PB. :lol:

Nice try though! :P

[Parkbandit]

Heh.. that's how I read it the first time.. I was like "DAMN! WE GOT OURSELVES A OL' FASHIONED CAT FIGHT!"

I was somewhat let down when I re-read the post.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

My ex had great tits, both before and after surgery. I honestly think if the person who got them, likes them, that's really all that matters.

I do think that anyone who cuts off thier nipple is crazy though. Go with the cut under where your breast joins your chest, or through the belly button.

[Betheny]

Not as skanky as your wife, PB.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Maimara
yeah, because she didn't even give a fuck

she's just like

TEE FUCKING HEE I'M SO AWESOME

I hope she overdoses on Colin Farrell's cock.

Why would she care you can already see her tits if you go and rent bodyshots.

[Betheny]

is that pre or post her mashing some silicone-filled sandwich baggies into her tits?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Regarding boob size, a guy I knew in high school told me, "any more than a handful is a waste, any less is a waste of my time."

-K

What I heard in high school is a "any more then a mouthful" and they're dead wrong.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Maimara
is that pre or post her mashing some silicone-filled sandwich baggies into her tits?

Pre, but more to the point if anyone who has access to a vhs/dvd player can see her naked I don't see why she'd flip out like 'omg my tits hanging out.'

[Betheny]

maybe because they look like ground beef?

[KymberlynX]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Heh.. that's how I read it the first time.. I was like "DAMN! WE GOT OURSELVES A OL' FASHIONED CAT FIGHT!"

I was somewhat let down when I re-read the post.

More like you wanted to see if you could get some vanilla pudding wrestling goin on. :nono:

[Sean]

Originally posted by Maimara
maybe because they look like ground beef?

I don't think she really cares what Maimara's opinion of her tit's are as I doubt your her targetted audience. I'm just going on a hunch though.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Maimara
maybe because they look like ground beef?

I don't think she really cares what Maimara's opinion of her tit's are as I doubt your her targetted audience. I'm just going on a hunch though.

Oh, so wait a second, I shouldn't voice my opinion because you don't think it's valid?

What exactly *is* your problem with me?

[Sean]

Anyway...

Real or fake I don't honestly care. Like someone stated before proportion is key.

[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Tijay]

[Betheny]

So, before you edited your post, basically. Nobody's opinion matters but yours.

Gotcha. Let me put that in my little notebook of truths. :violin:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

ITS A CONSPIRACY!

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
ITS A CONSPIRACY!

Indeed!

BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!

...oh wait... for a second I thought it was the Spanish Inquisition and I was head inquisitor and I was going to get to burn people.

My bad...

ps, humorous content intended, offensive not intended.

[Ilvane]

Large breasts are overrated. I would love to be just a B..:smirk:

I kind of feel bad for poor Tara, though. How embarassing is that!

-A

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Ilvane
Large breasts are overrated. I would love to be just a B..:smirk:

I kind of feel bad for poor Tara, though. How embarassing is that!

-A

Big tits are overrated.

Be happy with who you are, not what you are. There are way more important things than tits and ass and willy the one-eyed wonder weasel and how big your balls are.

Seriously.

[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Maimara]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

<3 big tits

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Ilvane
Large breasts are overrated. I would love to be just a B..:smirk:

I kind of feel bad for poor Tara, though. How embarassing is that!

-A

Big tits are overrated.

Be happy with who you are, not what you are. There are way more important things than tits and ass and willy the one-eyed wonder weasel and how big your balls are.

Seriously.

[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Maimara]

I've never understood why women want bigger tits, when they have the joy of being able to go out without wearing a bra, can wear gorgeous strapless tops without worrying about their boobs, can run for a bus (Although this doesn't apply to most Americans) without having to put one, or both hands over their chest to prevent black eyes, don't constantly have blokes staring at your chest, asking your breast size, asking if they can cop a feel, if they are real.

Immediately assuming you are a slut because for once you have had the courage to wear a top that shows your figure off a little and the first time you go out you have men who cant take their eyes off your boobs and women staring daggers at you because they think you are trying to steal away their bloke. AS IF!

I constantly tell my fiance that I want a breast reduction, and how fucking kewl it would be to be able to go buy pretty bras instead of scaffolding for the upper body, not being in constant pain from bra straps digging into my shoulders, under the arm, ribcage, etc. He loves me the way I am, poor deluded bloke, I suppose one day I will like myself for who I am too.

I just don't understand people sometimes.

Be glad with what you have, most blokes of a certain age don't really pay too much attention to certain things and are just so happy to see a naked body..... lol

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

<3 Little tits too

[Ilvane]

I'm right with you Eiderfleur!!

A breast reduction almost seems like a dream for some people.:) My friend had one and was thrilled with it, and feels 10 times better now.

-A

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
<3 Little tits too

Admit it you don't care as long as they are tits huh :P

Reminds me of Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents talking about milking a cat hehe

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
<3 Little tits too

Admit it you don't care as long as they are tits huh :P

Reminds me of Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents talking about milking a cat hehe

Breasts, in all their sizes, are wonderful things :)

[longshot]

I'm not a big boob guy as far as size goes, but that's not to say that I don't care about quality.

If she's got tit's that sag like one of grandma's christmas sweaters, it's a dealbreaker...

small and pert over big and sloppy any day...

[Keller]

nipples are my thing. and usually big tits come with big nipples and big nipples are just gross.

[Tsunami]

Oh for crying out loud, they're just boobs.

[Skeeter]

Nipples that look like slices of bologna = unattractive

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
So, before you edited your post, basically. Nobody's opinion matters but yours.


Pwned by Maimara's post monitoring.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Oh for crying out loud, they're just boobs.

Easy for you to say... you get to play with them your whole life.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Tsunami
Oh for crying out loud, they're just boobs.

Easy for you to say... you get to play with them your whole life.

That's like saying, "It's JUST cack."

It's never JUST cack.

As I said, proportion, proportion, proportion! I don't want to see a 100 lbs 5'0" girl with a DDD rack. That's just weird. It looks like she has another human growing out of her.. Gah! On the other hand, larger girls without any breasts make me feel snookered.. "You mean I got ALL you, but no tits includes, WTF???".

As long as your tits are proportional and don't sag like two dead baby seals on your boby, it's fine. Fake still look better, IMHO.

- Arkans

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Arkans
As I said, proportion, proportion, proportion! I don't want to see a 100 lbs 5'0" girl with a DDD rack. That's just weird.
- Arkans

To illustrate Arkans' thoughts:

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/4120.jpg

[Eiderfleur]

Oh god! That's hideous!

[Betheny]

That's just wrong.

See what happens when you encourage women with, "The bigger the better"?

[The Cat In The Hat]

:wtf:

Thats just nasty. Are there any men in the world that would really be turned on by that?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
:wtf:

Thats just nasty. Are there any men in the world that would really be turned on by that?

With hermaphrodites like Klaive and Sean in the world, can you really ask that question?

Heh.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Eiderfleur


Admit it you don't care as long as they are tits huh :P
This is how I feel. I don't see what the big deal is really.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by Eiderfleur


Admit it you don't care as long as they are tits huh :P
This is how I feel. I don't see what the big deal is really.

I'm gonna get implants and have F's!!!!

[Wezas]

Water does a body good.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm a leg and ass man, boobs are nice but if you don't have a big ol butt, firm thighs, and nice calves all the boobs in the world won't save you. And as far as they go I'm a fan of the B and C range and I'm not big on fleshy boobs with big nips.

All that is just physical though, I probably wouldn't give Tara a chance at a lasting relationship because she's dumb. I don't care how hot you are dumb will get you nothing but a few good nights and a hearty handshake from me.

[DeV]

As long as you provide some *pictures* and you're happy with them!

I'm biased though.. I love breasts in any shape or size.
:shrug:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
As long as you provide some *pictures* and you're happy with them!

I'm biased though.. I love breasts in any shape or size.
:shrug:

I posted boob pictures once and I got so innundated with BS that I'll never do it again.

Unless bribed.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
I posted boob pictures once and I got so innundated with BS that I'll never do it again.

Unless bribed.

What's your paypal?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Maimara
I posted boob pictures once and I got so innundated with BS that I'll never do it again.

Unless bribed.

What's your paypal?

b_schoenborn@hotmail.com

[Stunseed]

I guess I'll just come out and say it. I like large breasts, but I gotta love the mind behind those breasts first and foremost.

[Stunseed]

Of course, if I see a chick at work with nice breasts I'll look. My personal preference is large, as earlier stated. However, if I were with a woman with small breasts, as long as personalities matched, I'd be cool.

Luckily I'm with someone who fits me perfectly in personality and breast size. She wants to get a reduction as well, and I wouldn't mind a bit.

[Skeeter]

The only ones that really disturb me, are when you get the bra off and it looks like someone deflated a pair of balloons.

If your nipples are in your belly button, it may be time to think about augmentation.

[Caiylania]

What a view into the male mind!

Not that its anything new. ;)

*Edited to clarify this is in response to most of the posts, not any specific one. The whole thread cracks me up!

[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Caiylania]

The stomach is the most important part of a girl. EVERYTHING works off the stomach.

Example: Nice face, huge stomach = The Michlin Man (tire dude)
Example2: Nice legs, weird stomach = like a walking Donut hole.


- Arkans

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
As long as you provide some *pictures* and you're happy with them!

I'm biased though.. I love breasts in any shape or size.
:shrug:

I posted boob pictures once and I got so innundated with BS that I'll never do it again.

Unless bribed.

Liar. Prove it by sending me pics of your naked breasts.

Thanks.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Wezas
I went to a car meet this past Friday. I brought my dog (140 lb. Newfoundland). A girl came up with a really nice rack, low cut shirt, and asked if she could pet the dog. I said "sure" and she leaned over towards me to pet the dog.

I can honestly say at no time during that was I thinking, "I wonder what kind of mind she has".

EXACTLY

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
As long as you provide some *pictures* and you're happy with them!

I'm biased though.. I love breasts in any shape or size.
:shrug:

I posted boob pictures once and I got so innundated with BS that I'll never do it again.

Unless bribed.

Liar. Prove it by sending me pics of your naked breasts.

Thanks.

Where's my bribe?

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by MaimaraWhere's my bribe?

I just sent the check.

Go ahead and forward them to me.

Thanks.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by MaimaraWhere's my bribe?

I just sent the check.

Go ahead and forward them to me.

Thanks.

email plz

[CrystalTears]

:rolleyes:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
:wtf:

Thats just nasty. Are there any men in the world that would really be turned on by that?

With hermaphrodites like Klaive and Sean in the world, can you really ask that question?

Heh.

hey now, let's not hate on the hermaphrodites, not they're fault!! Klaive and Sean are in their own species of perverts.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by MaimaraWhere's my bribe?

I just sent the check.

Go ahead and forward them to me.

Thanks.

email plz

You can sent them to:

theunderground@tampabay.rr.com

Thanks in advance for your prompt "service".:smilegrin:

[The Cat In The Hat]

I've been honestly toying with the idea of breast augmentation. i know the pro's I know the cons, im just wondering if those nifty little sacks they use can be less full than they usually use them, since I think that would make them more real, and not hard.

Reasons for this are somewhat personal, biggest reason being is TO ME, my right is noticably smaller than my left. My husband doesn't see it but I do, I guess thats the curse of looking straight down. Anyway, I dont want anything huge, Im a B, I'd like a C.

I doubt I'll do it, but the idea's there.

[Parkbandit]

I vote you get them..

Do it, not for yourself.. but for your husband.

He'll thank me later.

Also, feel free to send me before and after pics.. as I can give you a clinical opinion on your breast augmentation.

[Betheny]

WOO.

I'm off to go get drunk with the warehouse guys now. :thumbsup:

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I vote you get them..

Do it, not for yourself.. but for your husband.

He'll thank me later.

Also, feel free to send me before and after pics.. as I can give you a clinical opinion on your breast augmentation.

if I do it, it wont be till next year, and no, I will not be posting pictures :pinch!: