Simucon RPA orb for sale.

[GS4Pirate]

RPA orb FOR SALE from this years simucon.

10 million silvers

[GS4Pirate]

Rep comment "get real".

Then don't buy it vagina boy. Jesus, my clit is bigger than your cock.

[Androidpk]

Jesus, my clit is bigger than your cock.

See a doctor if your clitrection lasts longer than 4 hours.

[darkcipher]

I know this really doesn't fit here, but your avatar keeps making me think of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

"We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
Because 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!"

[GS4Pirate]

See a doctor if your clitrection lasts longer than 4 hours.

I went to the doc for that, he said and I quote "Not to worry mam, your clit is normal in size, it's just the men these days have been emasculated." ;P

[GS4Pirate]

I know this really doesn't fit here, but your avatar keeps making me think of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

"We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
Because 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!"

I'm totally good going by Ho, at least someone is getting laid.

[Androidpk]

I went to the doc for that, he said and I quote "Not to worry mam, your clit is normal in size, it's just the men these days have been emasculated." ;P

Was he crying?

[GS4Pirate]

Was he crying?

Who? Vagina boy or the doctor?

[Hoodtralfeck]

i also hav a RPA orb for s 10 million

[Androidpk]

Who? Vagina boy or the doctor?

The doctor. Well, not THE doctor, your doctor.

[GS4Pirate]

i also hav a RPA orb for s 10 million

Good, now go make your own thread, you fat fucker. ;)

[GS4Pirate]

The doctor. Well, not THE doctor, your doctor.

The only tears he shed were tears for the death of manhood. Now quit blowing up my phone, I'm trying to get head here.

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D5tkAUNFa4

[GS4Pirate]

Thanks for holding up on the replies, much better mood now ;)

Sorry my orbs are out of your price range, perhaps negotiating would be better for some of you rather than leaving unsigned neg reps, like little girls.

[darkcipher]

For the love of god, don't call it "unsigned", Tisket will lose her shit.

[Winter]

OP could you explain to me how these work, do you rub them and get a RPA xp bonus? if so how long does it last for?

[GS4Pirate]

OP could you explain to me how these work, do you rub them and get a RPA xp bonus? if so how long does it last for?

To be honest Winter, I have no idea, just saw some were selling for 10 million over merchant channel.

[Jarvan]

OP could you explain to me how these work, do you rub them and get a RPA xp bonus? if so how long does it last for?

If they are like the ones from the paid quest, you rub it, and you get a bonus when absorbing exp up to x amount, those were like 85k I believe.

Basically, if the orb gives 50k exp, as you earn exp, you get extra exp up to the max the orb gives. It's not time sensitive.

[GS4Pirate]

Well boys, you were going to get the request for pics answered, then one of your counterparts went the way of "400 lb fat chick". No tits for you! lol

[Archigeek]

I know this really doesn't fit here, but your avatar keeps making me think of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

"We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
Because 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!"

Thank you for starting my day off with a good laugh.

[Winter]

If they are like the ones from the paid quest, you rub it, and you get a bonus when absorbing exp up to x amount, those were like 85k I believe.

Basically, if the orb gives 50k exp, as you earn exp, you get extra exp up to the max the orb gives. It's not time sensitive.

Ah brilliant thx for the info.

[poison_Owns]

Personally I see these orbs as a good value even at 10m

[GS4Pirate]

Ahh. Jarvan you're a cute one. There will still be no tits, though I may take you for a ride in my canoe and let you swab my deck. You do know how to swab decks, don't you?

[GS4Pirate]

Rep Comment "For that RPA orb, I'd let ya suck my cack"

That is spelled COCK sir, I know you don't know how to use it, but at least you could learn how to spell it. So many children with orb envy, who would have known?

[Androidpk]

Wasn't from me but..

"Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

[GS4Pirate]

" Not to be confused with a male chicken."

There is no confusion here, have I not found the site that is home to them?

[Androidpk]

Player's Cacks?

[Nephelem]

I only got 8 million for mine so if you get 10 million I am going to neg rep you anonymously. It will be the one that says I am pissed you got more. Signed Neph. But you will never know if its from me.






This is Neph.

[Jarvan]

Ahh. Jarvan you're a cute one. There will still be no tits, though I may take you for a ride in my canoe and let you swab my deck. You do know how to swab decks, don't you?

LOL, maybe I will take you for a ride on my ship.

>go gang
[The Carillon, Foredeck]
Gleaming brasswork frames the foredeck, the metal wrought and limned to resemble curling flora twined about bell-shaped blossoms. The clusters of green-lacquered vines thicken to culminate at the bowsprit, before which a large but lithely muscled shape of carmiln sprouts from the bow to overlook the water. Shadowed by the sails of the foremast, the seasoned wood of the deck nonetheless glistens with care and polish. A gold-tinged teak table sits among several matching deck chairs grouped near the railing. You also see a dark-eyed carmiln figurehead and a long wooden gangplank.
Obvious paths: south

[Astray]

Player's Cacks?

Playing Craps?

[Androidpk]

It's an actual ship?I thought it was a canoe.

[GS4Pirate]

LOL, maybe I will take you for a ride on my ship.

>go gang
[The Carillon, Foredeck]
Gleaming brasswork frames the foredeck, the metal wrought and limned to resemble curling flora twined about bell-shaped blossoms. The clusters of green-lacquered vines thicken to culminate at the bowsprit, before which a large but lithely muscled shape of carmiln sprouts from the bow to overlook the water. Shadowed by the sails of the foremast, the seasoned wood of the deck nonetheless glistens with care and polish. A gold-tinged teak table sits among several matching deck chairs grouped near the railing. You also see a dark-eyed carmiln figurehead and a long wooden gangplank.
Obvious paths: south

Oh, you do know how to make a Pirate Queens pantaloons get wet.

[GS4Pirate]

I only got 8 million for mine so if you get 10 million I am going to neg rep you anonymously. It will be the one that says I am pissed you got more. Signed Neph. But you will never know if its from me.
This is Neph.

I would probably take 8 million, but you know vagina boys don't know how to pirate.

[FlayedAngel]

LOL, maybe I will take you for a ride on my ship.

>go gang
[The Carillon, Foredeck]
Gleaming brasswork frames the foredeck, the metal wrought and limned to resemble curling flora twined about bell-shaped blossoms. The clusters of green-lacquered vines thicken to culminate at the bowsprit, before which a large but lithely muscled shape of carmiln sprouts from the bow to overlook the water. Shadowed by the sails of the foremast, the seasoned wood of the deck nonetheless glistens with care and polish. A gold-tinged teak table sits among several matching deck chairs grouped near the railing. You also see a dark-eyed carmiln figurehead and a long wooden gangplank.
Obvious paths: south
You have a ship?? :O

Jelly!

[GS4Pirate]

Oh, my favorite so far "You're disgusting."

I'm a fucking pirate. Here's your sign.

[GS4Pirate]

Orb sold