Viekn
09-09-2015, 02:27 PM
I love when this random shit happens. I cleaned it up as best as I could. Nothing hilarious, but I thought I'd share...
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the town constable, a sleek black-mantled hawk that is flying around, the Praytus disk, an infuriated mountain spirit that is flying around, a cloudy grey lynx, a great white wolf that is sitting, a rose-marrow potion, some wolifrew lichen, an herbal remedy donation bin and some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Makreg, Gornell who is sitting, Uyeda who is sitting, Lord Thraet, Nienaite, Lord Praytus, Tempist, Finfrick, High Lord Rmel, Morquel, Gundrik, Lady Pixelia who is kneeling, Senak, Drifty
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
Senak says, "Be safe old man."
Senak nods to the town constable.
Speaking raspily to the town constable, Finfrick says, "Yup that makes you crazy."
The town constable asks, "Hopping over your sword?"
Finfrick breathes in deeply as he clenches a pipe in his mouth, then exhales slowly, causing some scarlet amorphous clouds of puffy smoke to float up from his mouth.
Thraet says, "I suppose the warrior guild thinks it'll make be better at.."
Thraet scratches his head.
The town constable snatches a small book from his jacket and reads intently.
Thraet asks, "Hopping?"
The town constable exclaims, "Well, that's not a misdemeanor, but watch it!"
Speaking raspily to Thraet, Finfrick says, "Or impaling yourself."
Praytus softly says, "Ok no hopping over swords."
>pinch head constable
Staring at the town constable, you hold up your fingers in front of your face and pinch them together, staring through the narrowing aperture. You will crush them all!
Speaking to the town constable, you ask, "What about that?"
Speaking to the town constable, you ask, "Don't like tomfoolery, eh?"
The town constable asks, "Pinching one's head with your fingers to squish it?"
You stick your tongue out at the town constable and let loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from your lips!
Khristal nods to the town constable.
You nod to the town constable.
Praytus grins at the town constable.
You say, "I'm a rebel."
You nod to the town constable.
The town constable reads his handbook once more, flipping a few pages.
The town constable exclaims, "Almost assault, but not quite! Watch yourself!"
You fidget.
>watch ohno
Do you expect yourself to do something interesting soon?
Speaking softly to the town constable, Praytus asks, "Is it possible for one of us to see whats in your handbook?"
The town constable says, "The law is contained in this handbook."
The town constable exclaims, "That's all you need to know, citizen!"
Telyne grins.
You chuckle.
Speaking raspily to the town constable, Finfrick says, "Bet the pages are blank."
Praytus softly says, "Fine then, I wont let you see w hats in my book then."
Thraet grins.
Speaking raspily to the town constable, Finfrick says, "Make it up as you go."
The town constable holds the handbook close to his chest.
The town constable says, "Trust me, these pages contain many things."
Telyne quietly says, "Like Helga's address."
You exclaim, "Oh yeah!"
Finfrick cackles!
Praytus chuckles.
You turn to Telyne and cheer!
Thraet chuckles.
The town constable furrows its brow.
Telyne smiles at the constable.
The town constable snorts.
The town constable says, "That's in Sleepy's handbook."
Telyne quietly says, "Sounds like."
Telyne coughs.
Telyne quietly says, "Sounds like Helga too."
The town constable stammers slightly.
The town constable exclaims, "In either case!"
The town constable coughs.
Telyne chuckles.
Telyne quietly says, "Looks like."
The town constable exclaims, "I'll be watching ye all. Closely!"
The town constable exclaims, "Don't be blowin' up any boxes or thiefin'!"
Telyne quietly says, "Looks like I hit a nerve."
Finfrick chuckles.
Telyne sticks his tongue out at the town constable.
Speaking softly to the town constable, Praytus says, "Fine you do that, but remember we are watching you also."
The town constable exclaims, "I've got eyes like a blood eagle!"
Thraet grins.
Finfrick raspily says, "Like a dead eagle."
You say, "Bloodshot maybe, from the death rum."
You hear someone chuckling.
The town constable reads his handbook, furiously flipping through the pages.
The town constable ponders a moment.
The town constable exclaims, "Slander!"
You exclaim, "Yes!"
The town constable says, "Oh, it isn't punishable."
The town constable frowns.
>hide
You fail to slip into hiding.
R>glance west
You glance west.
Thraet says, "I need one of those handbooks just to know all the laws here.."
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "Be on your way constable, before you embarass yourself some more."
The great white wolf barks loudly.
You hear someone chuckling.
Speaking to a great white wolf, you exclaim, "Get 'em wolf!"
You point at the town constable!
The town constable exclaims, "Just cross your T's and dot your lower case J's and we'll be fine!"
You chortle.
The town constable exclaims, "You don't need to know the law, just know I'll be there when ya break it!"
The town constable chortles.
Speaking to the town constable, Rennick says, "Have to see it happen first."
You chuckle.
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "If you were any good, there wouldn't be any lawbreakers."
Speaking to the town constable, Rennick says, "And even you can't be everywhere."
You say, "Keep up the good work. Don't let our tomfoolery get to ya. Specially not mine."
Thraet asks, "If we all dotted our lower case J's you wouldn't have a job aye?"
The town constable exclaims, "Good, I would prefer to sit behind my desk anyway!"
You say, "We can tell."
(Ohnoro pokes the constables sizeable belly.)
Rennick says, "Donuts."
Thraet smirks.
Rennick nods to you.
Praytus softly asks, "Do you also eat tarts while sititng behind that desk of yours?"
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "Looks like you sit behind your desk too much as it is now."
You hear someone chuckling.
The town constable closes his handbook with a sharp *whap* and pushes it into jacket pocket.
The town constable exclaims, "Hmph. Scoundrels!"
You cackle!
Rennick chuckles.
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "And proud of it."
A droopy-eyed tan bloodhound lifts his head, loudly baying at the sky.
Thraet says, "Not sure I'd poke him, he looks like he means business."
The town constable exclaims, "I'll be watchin' ye! I am the law!"
You say, "Monkey business, maybe."
The town constable just went east.
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "More like."
Thraet agrees with you.
You make a horrendous warthog-like noise.
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the town constable, a sleek black-mantled hawk that is flying around, the Praytus disk, an infuriated mountain spirit that is flying around, a cloudy grey lynx, a great white wolf that is sitting, a rose-marrow potion, some wolifrew lichen, an herbal remedy donation bin and some stone benches with some stuff on it.
Also here: Makreg, Gornell who is sitting, Uyeda who is sitting, Lord Thraet, Nienaite, Lord Praytus, Tempist, Finfrick, High Lord Rmel, Morquel, Gundrik, Lady Pixelia who is kneeling, Senak, Drifty
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
Senak says, "Be safe old man."
Senak nods to the town constable.
Speaking raspily to the town constable, Finfrick says, "Yup that makes you crazy."
The town constable asks, "Hopping over your sword?"
Finfrick breathes in deeply as he clenches a pipe in his mouth, then exhales slowly, causing some scarlet amorphous clouds of puffy smoke to float up from his mouth.
Thraet says, "I suppose the warrior guild thinks it'll make be better at.."
Thraet scratches his head.
The town constable snatches a small book from his jacket and reads intently.
Thraet asks, "Hopping?"
The town constable exclaims, "Well, that's not a misdemeanor, but watch it!"
Speaking raspily to Thraet, Finfrick says, "Or impaling yourself."
Praytus softly says, "Ok no hopping over swords."
>pinch head constable
Staring at the town constable, you hold up your fingers in front of your face and pinch them together, staring through the narrowing aperture. You will crush them all!
Speaking to the town constable, you ask, "What about that?"
Speaking to the town constable, you ask, "Don't like tomfoolery, eh?"
The town constable asks, "Pinching one's head with your fingers to squish it?"
You stick your tongue out at the town constable and let loose with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from your lips!
Khristal nods to the town constable.
You nod to the town constable.
Praytus grins at the town constable.
You say, "I'm a rebel."
You nod to the town constable.
The town constable reads his handbook once more, flipping a few pages.
The town constable exclaims, "Almost assault, but not quite! Watch yourself!"
You fidget.
>watch ohno
Do you expect yourself to do something interesting soon?
Speaking softly to the town constable, Praytus asks, "Is it possible for one of us to see whats in your handbook?"
The town constable says, "The law is contained in this handbook."
The town constable exclaims, "That's all you need to know, citizen!"
Telyne grins.
You chuckle.
Speaking raspily to the town constable, Finfrick says, "Bet the pages are blank."
Praytus softly says, "Fine then, I wont let you see w hats in my book then."
Thraet grins.
Speaking raspily to the town constable, Finfrick says, "Make it up as you go."
The town constable holds the handbook close to his chest.
The town constable says, "Trust me, these pages contain many things."
Telyne quietly says, "Like Helga's address."
You exclaim, "Oh yeah!"
Finfrick cackles!
Praytus chuckles.
You turn to Telyne and cheer!
Thraet chuckles.
The town constable furrows its brow.
Telyne smiles at the constable.
The town constable snorts.
The town constable says, "That's in Sleepy's handbook."
Telyne quietly says, "Sounds like."
Telyne coughs.
Telyne quietly says, "Sounds like Helga too."
The town constable stammers slightly.
The town constable exclaims, "In either case!"
The town constable coughs.
Telyne chuckles.
Telyne quietly says, "Looks like."
The town constable exclaims, "I'll be watching ye all. Closely!"
The town constable exclaims, "Don't be blowin' up any boxes or thiefin'!"
Telyne quietly says, "Looks like I hit a nerve."
Finfrick chuckles.
Telyne sticks his tongue out at the town constable.
Speaking softly to the town constable, Praytus says, "Fine you do that, but remember we are watching you also."
The town constable exclaims, "I've got eyes like a blood eagle!"
Thraet grins.
Finfrick raspily says, "Like a dead eagle."
You say, "Bloodshot maybe, from the death rum."
You hear someone chuckling.
The town constable reads his handbook, furiously flipping through the pages.
The town constable ponders a moment.
The town constable exclaims, "Slander!"
You exclaim, "Yes!"
The town constable says, "Oh, it isn't punishable."
The town constable frowns.
>hide
You fail to slip into hiding.
R>glance west
You glance west.
Thraet says, "I need one of those handbooks just to know all the laws here.."
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "Be on your way constable, before you embarass yourself some more."
The great white wolf barks loudly.
You hear someone chuckling.
Speaking to a great white wolf, you exclaim, "Get 'em wolf!"
You point at the town constable!
The town constable exclaims, "Just cross your T's and dot your lower case J's and we'll be fine!"
You chortle.
The town constable exclaims, "You don't need to know the law, just know I'll be there when ya break it!"
The town constable chortles.
Speaking to the town constable, Rennick says, "Have to see it happen first."
You chuckle.
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "If you were any good, there wouldn't be any lawbreakers."
Speaking to the town constable, Rennick says, "And even you can't be everywhere."
You say, "Keep up the good work. Don't let our tomfoolery get to ya. Specially not mine."
Thraet asks, "If we all dotted our lower case J's you wouldn't have a job aye?"
The town constable exclaims, "Good, I would prefer to sit behind my desk anyway!"
You say, "We can tell."
(Ohnoro pokes the constables sizeable belly.)
Rennick says, "Donuts."
Thraet smirks.
Rennick nods to you.
Praytus softly asks, "Do you also eat tarts while sititng behind that desk of yours?"
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "Looks like you sit behind your desk too much as it is now."
You hear someone chuckling.
The town constable closes his handbook with a sharp *whap* and pushes it into jacket pocket.
The town constable exclaims, "Hmph. Scoundrels!"
You cackle!
Rennick chuckles.
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "And proud of it."
A droopy-eyed tan bloodhound lifts his head, loudly baying at the sky.
Thraet says, "Not sure I'd poke him, he looks like he means business."
The town constable exclaims, "I'll be watchin' ye! I am the law!"
You say, "Monkey business, maybe."
The town constable just went east.
The voice of Telyne quietly says, "More like."
Thraet agrees with you.
You make a horrendous warthog-like noise.