Poor Ashley Simpson...

[Wezas]

If only SNL wasn't Saturday Night "Live".

Click here for groovy lip-synch action (http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv)

[Betheny]

I watched this in action.

Don't feel bad for her, she's a spoiled little rich bitch with very little talent who got famous off her sister's coattails.

It doesn't surprise me she sucks.

[Wezas]

Now she's blaming it on a Microphone Malfunction (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/245688p-210457c.html) :whistle:

[Parkbandit]

And my god.. even I dance better than she did... what the fuck was that?

No talent hack. She deserves everything she is getting currently.

[Hulkein]

Yeah I agree, she is terrible. Only reason she got any chance was her sister.

Funny stuff.

[Drew2]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arkans will phrase my thoughts nicely, I'm sure.

[Betheny]

Uh, it was a music technician on SNL that played the same song FROM HER CD as the first one, SHE NEVER SANG. SHE LIP SYNCHED.

Fuck a microphone malfunction, LOL. WTF.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
And my god.. even I dance better than she did... what the fuck was that?


I think everyone on this board would like to see video proof of your dancing. So as to compare it to hers (not to laugh at).

:saint:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
And my god.. even I dance better than she did... what the fuck was that?


I think everyone on this board would like to see video proof of your dancing. So as to compare it to hers (not to laugh at).

:saint:

::edited to add::

She's already being pwned by people in the internet:

Her dancing skillz (http://ashlee-simpson.ytmnd.com/)

[Edited on 10-25-2004 by Wezas]

[Betheny]

I remember watching it and going... wtf?

That was hilarious. :moon2:

Oh, and it's ASHLEE, GET IT RIGHT, SHE WORKED HARD TO BE ORIGINAL.

[Edited on 10-25-2004 by Maimara]

[Wezas]

I wonder if she'll show her face when she supposed to perform on the Radio Music Awards (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041025/ap_en_tv/people_ashlee_simpson) tonight.

[Chyrain]

"yeah...my band played the wrong song. we were really going to sing the SAME SONG WE JUST PLAYED 10 MINTUES AGO...AGAIN!"

what a fucking freakshow.

[StrayRogue]

I'm loving the fact the band are trying hard not to crack up when she walks off.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas
I wonder if she'll show her face when she supposed to perform on the Radio Music Awards (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041025/ap_en_tv/people_ashlee_simpson) tonight.

We can hope.

[Drew]

From Lucky Magazine interview:

LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?

AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.

[Warriorbird]

:snickers: Something to bring us all together in this turbulent time. Mocking Ashlee Simpson. It warms the heart.

[Wezas]

Now she's changed her story from her "Microphone Malfunction" to "My voice was ragged from too much work (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1492993/20041025/simpson_ashlee.jhtml?headlines=true)"

[Betheny]

WTF?

NO IT WASN'T it was the same fucking song they played earlier. OMG.

[Latrinsorm]

I'll never understand why people are so CARELESS about lip-synching. You think they'd make awful sure everything was shipshape, especially after Milli Vanilli demonstrated for us how disastrous it could be.

[Wezas]

Girl you know it's, girl you know it's, girl you know it's.....

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
:snickers: Something to bring us all together in this turbulent time. Mocking Ashlee Simpson. It warms the heart.

I bet she's voting for John Kerry too...

A VOTE FOR JOHN KERRY IS A VOTE FOR NO TALENT HACKS LIKE ASHLEE SIMPSON!
:D

[Betheny]

She's probably voting for Bush since she comunnicates much the same way.

[Tsa`ah]

That's frickin hilarious. I'm sure that one will rank up there in the all time music moments.

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

I bet she's voting for John Kerry too...

A VOTE FOR JOHN KERRY IS A VOTE FOR NO TALENT HACKS LIKE ASHLEE SIMPSON!
:D

:axe: PB. Don't turn a fine and dandy bashing thread into a political thread!

Jorddyn

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jorddyn
:axe: PB. Don't turn a fine and dandy bashing thread into a political thread!

Jorddyn

Besides, looking at her sister's religious attitude - it's entirely possible that she'll be voting for Bush.

[Parkbandit]

Is Jessica athiest?

[Betheny]

Jessica is talented. /nod

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
Is Jessica athiest?

No, she's quite religious, or at least claims to be.




Jessica is talented. /nod

Those aren't called talents.

Jorddyn

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Jorddyn


Jessica is talented. /nod

Those aren't called talents.

Jorddyn

They're called personalities.

[GSLeloo]

She's really religious cause I remember the whole thing that she didn't have sex till she was married. Her father I think was a minister or something before he became her manager.

[Meos]

holy shit fucking PWND

[SpunGirl]

Hahahaha. I h8 Ashlee Simpson anyway, her whole "I'm so eedddggyyy that I'll have daaarrkkk haaair and pose like with a smuuuushhhyyy face and an aaanngggstyyyy look on my album" makes me want to vom. She's like Fiona Apple lite, and there's nothing good about that.

-K

[Numbers]

I really hope she gets boo'd off the stage tonight.

[Betheny]

haha me too. only thing worse than someone that sucks is someone that sucks and lies to cover it up.

[Wezas]

For some reason, I find Fiona Apple attractive, and Avril Lavigne not.

[DeV]

rofl @ what happened to Ashley. Jessica is hot and for that biased reason I like her "music" alot.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Wezas
For some reason, I find Fiona Apple attractive, and Avril Lavigne not.

Five bucks says Fiona would give you something to make your peepee ooze, but Avril wouldn't.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
rofl @ what happened to Ashley. Jessica is hot and for that biased reason I like her "music" alot.

Agreed. I usually like girls to have at least a little bit of common sense/brains, but I'm always open for compromise.

She needs to dye her hair red. Then I could totally overlook her "dumb as a stump" quality.

[SpunGirl]

That's because Fiona Apple IS attractive, while Avril can be summed up by, "check me out, I'm so sk8r chick and anti-establishment that I'll wear dumb hair with neckties to make an attempted fashion statement about being non-fashionable."

-K

[Blazing247]

<I'm loving the fact the band are trying hard not to crack up when she walks off. >

Haha, you noticed that too? The guy on the far right has a huge grin on his face. And she has the nerve to blame it on her band, who switched songs after the incident to try and help her? Fuck her, that should be the end of her music career (hopefully).

[Blazing247]

And Fiona Apple is hot in a slutty kinda way. She's wayyyy too skinny for my taste, but she's definitely cuter than Advil.

[Caiylania]

Ouch. It will be interesting to see how she handles herself and the situation. I'll have a tid bit of respect for her if she doesn't let it knock her down.

[SpunGirl]

My friend said, and I must concurr, that Jessica Simpson should give Nick Lachey sex in the freakiest ways possible at any given moment to make up for him having to put up with her stupidity. And her family.

-K

[Drew2]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey should give me freaky sex for listening to their music.

[Miss X]

I should give you a smack upside the head for listening to their music.

Wait... They make music??

[DeV]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
My friend said, and I must concurr, that Jessica Simpson should give Nick Lachey sex in the freakiest ways possible at any given moment to make up for him having to put up with her stupidity.
-K She probably already does... :yes:

[SpunGirl]

Her being a virgin before marriage could have its advantages. "No, baby, ALL wives give their husbands head twice a day, and sex at night. That's the way it's done."

-K

[Snapp]

"Ashlee" is probably one of the biggest no-talents out there. Glad she got outted. At least the other no-talents in music have other things that got them to fame (Lohan, Duff, J-Lo).

HIP HOP MUSIC.

[Myshel]

Wouldn't surprise me if the SNL cast did it, when she whining about her throat being too overworked to sing live. I can see them.. sure you can lip it.... heh.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
Five bucks says Fiona would give you something to make your peepee ooze, but Avril wouldn't.

That's what a 3-pack of condoms is for. Putting one on my schlong and 2 on each testicle (because who knows what they'd be hittin).

Also, she is way too skinny - but I can decide if I want to do her or just push her onto the floor and watch her shatter.

[Chyrain]

I was talking to my sister about this today and she was a vocal performance major in college and she reminded me that she had said that she knew that Ashlee would have to resort to lip syncing because she sings totally WRONG. Anyone watch the show where she had to go to the voice Dr. like 23495823749353 times because her vocal chords were all messed up? I love my sister, she called this months ago heh.

She had a decent voice that could have taken her somewhere near pop mediocrity if she had gone about it the right way, but because she's Jessica's little sister...the record label threw her in and she just started "singing" rock music that thrashed any chance of a live singing voice.

not that i'm crying in my beer...

[Toxicvixen]

Her gig looked like a homage to Milli Vanilli. Didn't they dance like that in the music videos and what not? The band should have pointed and laughed. :yes:

[Chadj]

I'm not reading through this whole thread.. But I WILL say this:

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH x infinity.

She got pwned.

[Blazing247]

<"Ashlee" is probably one of the biggest no-talents out there. Glad she got outted. At least the other no-talents in music have other things that got them to fame (Lohan, Duff, J-Lo). >

Hehe, speaking of J-Lo did anyone see the number 1 South Park episode last night? SO...FUCKING....FUNNY.

[Snapp]

I missed it last night, but did it have anything to do with taco-flavored kisses?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Wezas
For some reason, I find Fiona Apple attractive, and Avril LavigneI agree wholeheartedly. :yes:

People (Spungirl) need to get off the necktie kick. Yeah, Avril wore dumb clothes when she was 17. At least she wasn't wearing dumb, slutty clothes.

-an Avril fan

[Blazing247]

<That's what a 3-pack of condoms is for. Putting one on my schlong and 2 on each testicle (because who knows what they'd be hittin).>

Wezas, what'd I tell you about lying? You mean, one for your index finger, one for your thumb, and one around the tweezers. Hygiene hygiene hygiene!

[Kainen]

I hate Avril.. she butchered Metallica's song Fuel.. they were all talking about how great she was, but you could see in thier eyes that thay wanted to kick in her skinny sk8r boi ass

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Snapp
I missed it last night, but did it have anything to do with taco-flavored kisses?

It was Ashlee Simpson, not Jennifer Lopez. :P

Ashlee's a big dummy. It's not unlikely that shows like SNL have lip-synched music in the back. It would be different if it were a show that people had paid to see her perform in. Her fuckup was acting like it was the band or electronic malfunction. Just own up that someone screwed up in the back and deal with it. And someone PLEASE tell her to stop dancing. Good grief.

[xtc]

...................I didn't catch SNL but what a joke. Another Simpson dumber then Homer...................

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Wezas
For some reason, I find Fiona Apple attractive, and Avril LavigneI agree wholeheartedly. :yes:

People (Spungirl) need to get off the necktie kick. Yeah, Avril wore dumb clothes when she was 17. At least she wasn't wearing dumb, slutty clothes.

-an Avril fan

I'll have to imagine you deliberately misunderstood Wezas' post, because he said he finds Avril to be NOT attractive.

And it's not just the neckties, it's her whole THING. If it wasn't for the establishment she's so anti, she wouldn't have a career at all. Add to that the fact that she feels the need to rip on other people to promote how great she thinks she is, well. Ew.

-K

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Hahahaha. I h8 Ashlee Simpson anyway, her whole "I'm so eedddggyyy that I'll have daaarrkkk haaair and pose like with a smuuuushhhyyy face and an aaanngggstyyyy look on my album" makes me want to vom. She's like Fiona Apple lite, and there's nothing good about that. Jeez, at least Fiona Apple's got a good singing voice.

At least Ashlee could go back to her 7th Heaven gig, I suppose. Other than that it's Playboy for her!

:lol:

[Weedmage Princess]

She's no different from a lot of your garden variety worthless bags of pop trash. Britney Spears-oh no, Federline, Jessica Simpson, J-Hoe....although I do like Hillary Duff. I think she's talented and she's not over the top with her stuff. She realizes the pure pop thing works for her so she does it without trying to go the hardcore/gangsta/slut route.

[kheldarin]

HAHA, her fuckin idiotic dancing didn't make it any better. I know one of the band members, the dude on the right. He was an egotistical jerk, so HAHAHAHA.

Ashlee Simpson in my opinion is mind numbingly ugly. Her nose scares me. Jessica is a hottie though.

[Axhinde]

It's my opinion that all of these no-talent overproduced piece of shit pop acts lip-sync. They may actually sing on their album, albiet through $10,000 microphones with voice screens and digitally enhanced vocals, but I firmly believe they fake it during live shows. Britney, Justin, Christina, every fucking one.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Other than that it's Playboy for her!

:lol:

:lol: Agreed

I just saw the clip this morning, that was really pathetic.. she didnt even try to play it off. So much for her "career" doing anything with her clothes ON

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
because he said he finds Avril to be ... attractive.Exactly, me too! :yes:
And it's not just the neckties, it's her whole THING.Yes, it was very off-putting. However, she has a different THING now. More brooding, less teeny-bopping (and less eye make-up).

edited p.s: I heard Ashlee has acid reflux disease, so she couldn't sing for rizzle. And she had some fun with the whole "What song are we playing" at the Radio Music Awards.

[Edited on 10-26-2004 by Latrinsorm]

[SpunGirl]

I saw that, it was a lame attempt at poking fun at herself and it made me want to vom. And she was probably lip-synching.

-K

[Prestius]

What really pisses ME off about this is that I have a LOT of friends who are actual, talented, real musicians who write and perform their own music on their own instruments who have more talent passing gas than Ashley Simpson will ever have - who would give a vital organ to even have a shot at performing on national TV.

Instead we get a pre-packaged, homgenized, untalented faker-moron who wouldn't know a dotted 8th note or the circle of 5ths if it bit her on the ass.

It's sad and pathetic.

[Ilvane]

Amen.

I wish I could get one hit, nevermind a franchise TV show, and a big tour. I'd at least sing my own concerts, play my own instruments and write my own songs..:lol:

-A