my only friend is my ferret diamond

[Dhuul]

[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "no my ferret is dead now I sent his ashes to a place called TrueGem, Lifegem, or Realgem, etc. and for 5,000 bucks they turn your cremated ashes into a real diamond."

[CrystalTears]

:wtf:

[Betheny]

I pwned him.

[Betheny]

[OOC]-You: "Warclaidhm, where do you live?"
[OOC]-Tayre: "So you're breaking policy."
[OOC]-Indica: "Hardly"
[OOC]-Siafu: "heh"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "I'll be sure to tell Jamus that Tayre. We shall see if he agrees."
[OOC]-Amalee: "Does anyone want Warclaidhm's text on their screen?"
[OOC]-Siafu: "feel the POWER"
[OOC]-You: "If you live within driving distance of me, I might consider driving to your house, knocking you over, and farting in your face."
[OOC]-Adredrin: "Warclaidhm..let me give you a little touch of advice."
[OOC]-Snowdrop: "lol"
[OOC]-Tayre: "rofl maimara"
[OOC]-Tayre: "He lives in Arizona"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "As long as its helpful Adredrin."
[OOC]-You: "I ate bean burritos just for you, warclaidhm."
[OOC]-Dazmar: "classy maimara"
[OOC]-You: "with sweet ancho sauce."
[OOC]-You: "who ever claimed I was classy"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "I dont like burritoes."
[OOC]-Adredrin: "you actually gained a little respect from me from the last log you posted. Where you almost fought off Shay and Artha."
[OOC]-Selenite: "fucking not me."
[OOC]-Adredrin: "don't loose that respect by acting like a fool on OOC."
[OOC]-Caladari: "what is it called when you have a religious meeting, to kill someone?"
[OOC]-Imorthorn: "Bah, ancho chilli is so good it would be a pleasure, even in recycled, gaseous form"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "how am I acting like a fool?"
[OOC]-Dazmar: "jyhad?"
[OOC]-Imorthorn: "Witch hunt?"
[OOC]-Dazmar: "by speaking"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "I've not said you were..I said don't."
[OOC]-Zenogais: "Assassination."
[OOC]-Melkinor: "sacrifice?"
[OOC]-Zenogais: "Heh."
[OOC]-Imorthorn: "Crucifixion?"
[OOC]-Bauzokhahl: "i want a permanent gold ring"
[OOC]-Imorthorn: "You lucky bastard!"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "Adrendrin, how did I gain your respect back slightly ?"
[OOC]-You: "HEY WARCLAIDHM, how are your mental health buddies."
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "Bauzo, buy those shadowglass ones. they last permanently."
[OOC]-Siafu: "think he was talkin to Maimara"
[OOC]-Taelrak: "shadowglass rings are far from permanent"
[OOC]-Llello: "they can be navved"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "do not they take your hand in exchange for perma?"
[OOC]-Llello: "or whatever the word is"
[OOC]-You: "Warclaidhm, even my ferrets hate you."
[OOC]-You: "And they like everybody."
[OOC]-Tayre: "roflz"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "I have a ferret too, he likes me maimy."
[OOC]-Dayli: "anyone willing to open my kobold boxes for free?"
[OOC]-You: "You obviously feed him crack cocaine."
[OOC]-Tayre: "rofl"
[OOC]-Siafu: "yes.. bring them to the rift"
[OOC]-Dayli: "brt, Siafu"
[OOC]-Melkinor: "Warclaidhm is made of candy"
[OOC]-Ardwen: "he's prolly got a stuffed ferret"
[OOC]-You: "stuffed up his ass maybe"
[OOC]-Imorthorn: "Well down the trousers is traditional"
[OOC]-Siafu: "plane 5.. just look for the Siafu Sanctuary"
[OOC]-Selenite: "sounds like you have that touch Maimara"
[OOC]-Imorthorn: "I'm guessing that's a sport that hasn't crossed the Atlantic"
[OOC]-You: "I shut him up, didn't I?"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "no my ferret is dead now I sent his ashes to a place called TrueGem, Lifegem, or Realgem, etc. and for 5,000 bucks they turn your cremated ashes into a real diamond."
[OOC]-Caladari: "in real life?"
[OOC]-Caladari: "my mom told me about that"
[OOC]-Indica: "You have a diamond ferret, and he likes you?"
[OOC]-Siafu: "ok, that was weird"
[OOC]-Roor: "its not a "real" diamond"
[OOC]-Caladari: "she wanted me to make her into a diamond"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "he is now a beautiful yellow diamond."
[OOC]-You: "You fucking lie."
[OOC]-Davena: "can someone answer some questions about Ebonsgate for me?"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "not lying."
[OOC]-Caladari: "I swear to god, they do that"
[OOC]-Caladari: "its not a joke"
[OOC]-Zimzum: "tayre!"
[OOC]-Tayre: "WHT"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "let me get the link.."
[OOC]-Dayli: "anyone willing to open my kobold boxes for free?"
[OOC]-Caladari: "no"
[OOC]-You: "Where'd you get five grand, I thought your pimp took all your money"
[OOC]-Caladari: "stick your boxes in your arse"
[OOC]-Bauzokhahl: "i want the blowup church"
[OOC]-Caladari: "why would anyone want to use their hard learnedd services for free?"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "oh, and the diamonds aren't clear. they always have colours based on the DNA of the ashes. colors vary"
[OOC]-Caladari: "learn to pick if you dont want to tip"
[OOC]-Dayli: "i am ass, im 4 tho"
[OOC]-Caladari: "your point?"
[OOC]-Dazmar: "level 4 can pick a kobold box"
[OOC]-Dayli: "point is, if ya aint useful to me, don't speak to me."
[OOC]-Siafu: "lol"
[OOC]-Dazmar: "stop with the meaningless verbage"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "Here is where I got my ferrets ashes made into a diamond: http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG.asp"
[OOC]-Dazmar: "if you dont want to hear unuseful people, untune from ooc"
[OOC]-Dayli: "anyone willing to open my kobold boxes for free?"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "its alot better than into space because if I get poor I can sell it on Ebay"
[OOC]-Dazmar: "warclaidhm is a prime example of one"
[OOC]-You: "Shut up."
[OOC]-You: "you should sell yourself on ebay"
[OOC]-Adredrin: "now now Maimara, what have I told you about getting angry? ;) Do it more often damnit!"
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "i love that song smash mouth.."
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: ""Well the years start coming and they don't start coming..""
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "the all star one"
[OOC]-You: "Smashmouth is a band, fuckhead."
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "sorry. I wasn't sure"

[Edited on 10-30-2004 by HarmNone]

[CrystalTears]

Who are these parents that allow him or give him $5000 to spend on a ferret ash diamond? Adopt me! I'll use the money wisely!! Holy ferret shit, Batman, that guy is off his onion.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Who are these parents that allow him or give him $5000 to spend on a ferret ash diamond? Adopt me! I'll use the money wisely!! Holy ferret shit, Batman, that guy is off his onion.

I ask you to please stop insulting Onions..what did they ever do to you! ;) :D

[Scott]

I hope he realizes that it isn't a real diamond and he can't sell for more then he paid.....

[SpunGirl]

I just started laughing so hard that my husband asked me if I was reading. www.tard-blog.com again. I started to say no, then I changed my mind.

-K