Bumper Stickers

[Brattt8525]

17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.


Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



The proctologist called
...they found your head.



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.



Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.



I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.



WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.



Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.



If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.



Hang up and drive!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!

Welcome to America
...now speak English

[Edaarin]

My personal favorites

How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT

The only mad cow in Texas is Oprah

My favorites:

"Work harder, millions on welfare are relying on you!"

and

"If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier."

- Arkans

[Shalla]

The only mad cow in Texas is Oprah

LMFAO! :lol:

[LadyLuck]

Warning: I drive like you do.

Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.

What would Scooby-Do?

Never Buy A Car That You Can't Push

Visualize Whirled Peas

Actions Speak Louder Than Bumperstickers

God is coming, and she is pissed!

Military solutions are problems

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Draft SUV drivers first

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

God protect me from your follower!

I'm for the seperation of Church and Hate

If you want to wear fur, stop shaving.

Men who change diapers, change the world.

Minds are like parachutes.... they only function when open.

Ordain women, or stop dressing like them.

DARE to think for yourself.

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

Your silence will not protect you.

Mall*Wart... your source for cheap plastic crap.

We don't have a democracy, we have an auction.

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed.

Somewhere in Texas, there is a village missing it's idiot.

No you can't have my rights, I'm still using them.

Labotomies for Republicans, it's the law!

Yeah, I'm a liberal in the S.F. Bay Area... lotsa bumper stickers around here :D

[Edited on 10-25-2004 by LadyLuck]

[Hulkein]

It's RoseLady 2! Even the avatars are similar.

As long as you don't post hundreds of articles you read at biased websites, we'll be okay. :)

[LadyLuck]

Originally posted by Hulkein
It's RoseLady 2! Even the avatars are similar.

As long as you don't post hundreds of articles you read at biased websites, we'll be okay. :)

My avatar is Irish (see the clovers?), it's an Irish pride thing. :grin: Dunno RoseLady 2... guess I should check it out now though.

In regards to articles from web sites... erm... no. Criminal Justice and Soc. double major with minors in three fields (psych, gender studies, and poly sci). 15 years in journalism and freelance writing, and PI career and junveile prob officer. I'm not daft enough to post web site bullshit. :D I is somewhat educated, if I ever post something to back something I have to say, I'll have deciphered it and gone through the studies and explored all sides extensively, or would lend it open-minded as my own experience happy to intake others' experiences... with still an open-mind to change my own mind.

And, if you ever catch me posting bullshit bias web stuff, please kick my ass for me, I'd deserve it.

[Caiylania]

I'm biased... my favorite bumper sticker is:

Ride a Horse.... the only true atvs!

Lame. But I <3 it.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by LadyLuck

Originally posted by Hulkein
It's RoseLady 2! Even the avatars are similar.

As long as you don't post hundreds of articles you read at biased websites, we'll be okay. :)

My avatar is Irish (see the clovers?), it's an Irish pride thing. :grin: Dunno RoseLady 2... guess I should check it out now though.

In regards to articles from web sites... erm... no. Criminal Justice and Soc. double major with minors in three fields (psych, gender studies, and poly sci). 15 years in journalism and freelance writing, and PI career and junveile prob officer. I'm not daft enough to post web site bullshit. :D I is somewhat educated, if I ever post something to back something I have to say, I'll have deciphered it and gone through the studies and explored all sides extensively, or would lend it open-minded as my own experience happy to intake others' experiences... with still an open-mind to change my own mind.

And, if you ever catch me posting bullshit bias web stuff, please kick my ass for me, I'd deserve it.

Cant wait to hear more :)

[Hulkein]

15 years in journalism? That's cool to hear, I'm majoring in it right now.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by LadyLuck
::insert resume here::

We don't take kindly to smart folk around here.


And, if you ever catch me posting bullshit bias web stuff, please kick my ass for me, I'd deserve it.

What's your take on Fox News? Fair and Balanced?

[Caiylania]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by LadyLuck
::insert resume here::

We don't take kindly to smart folk around here.


Yah, Wezas can't stand people with anything over 8th grade level. He feels overwhelmed. :D





J/K... <3 Wezas.