View Full Version : A doctors note.
J-Tech
10-24-2004, 01:29 PM
I need a template, or an image or something so i can write up a doctors note. If anyone has any information or can help me please responsd. Thanks.
J.
Betheny
10-24-2004, 01:30 PM
Why don't you just go to the doctor's like you were supposed to.
Drew2
10-24-2004, 01:32 PM
Because he needs an excused absence from work, apparently.
I could use one of those for school.
tsk tsk isn't this a violation of TOS and by a staff member no less? Forging a doctor's note is a violation of the law. Could we have some moderation on this please?
Betheny
10-24-2004, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
Because he needs an excused absence from work, apparently.
I could use one of those for school.
That's why you don't call in sick when they want notes if you aren't sick or going to the doctor.
My suggestion, just go to a doctor's office and pick up one of th e cards and write a note on the back. THat usually works.
BigBadBonar
10-24-2004, 01:35 PM
Damn xtc, what's your deal? random sociopathic behavior to try and get bob back?
Betheny
10-24-2004, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBonar
Damn xtc, what's your deal? random sociopathic behavior to try and get bob back?
He just needs to take the oath Xcalibur took.
Originally posted by BigBadBonar
Damn xtc, what's your deal? random sociopathic behavior to try and get bob back?
No, I am showing the utter hypocrisy when it comes to moderating on this board it seems there are two standards.
You need to look up the definition of sociopath.
Originally posted by Maimara
Originally posted by BigBadBonar
Damn xtc, what's your deal? random sociopathic behavior to try and get bob back?
He just needs to take the oath Xcalibur took.
I am not big on taking oaths. I am big on impartial moderating.
BigBadBonar
10-24-2004, 01:43 PM
Sociopath: One who is affected with a personality disorder marked by antisocial behavior
Hmm, purposely trying to snipe mods with unconstructive sarcastic posts. Seems about right to me.
Originally posted by BigBadBonar
Sociopath: One who is affected with a personality disorder marked by antisocial behavior
Hmm, purposely trying to snipe mods with unconstructive sarcastic posts. Seems about right to me.
I guess in your world 1 plus 1 equals 3?
SpunGirl
10-24-2004, 06:22 PM
I think forging a prescription is against the law, but probably not "John has a cold," or whatever.
-K
Snapp
10-24-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I think forging a prescription is against the law, but probably not "John has a cold," or whatever.
-K
Nope. Forging doctor's notes are against the law as well. One of my employees just got arrested for it.
J-Tech
10-24-2004, 08:40 PM
Alright when a doctor writes a note, what exactly do they put it on? Just a regular piece of paper or do they have a special piece of stationary that says "I'm a doctor"?
J
Scott
10-24-2004, 08:47 PM
Damn, the guy just pointed out that what was posted was against the TOS. He isn't wrong:
(c) intentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law within your district, the United States and Canada.
J-Tech
10-24-2004, 08:48 PM
Eh, i didnt realize this was violating any laws. . .I just dont want to get fired when i go into work on monday.
J
Betheny
10-24-2004, 08:49 PM
they put it on their prescription pad.
meaning it can't be forged.
Scott
10-24-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by J-Tech
Eh, i didnt realize this was violating any laws. . .I just dont want to get fired when i go into work on monday.
J
Forging anything is illegal. Not to mention I wouldn't want to get caught with a template for a doctors office because that just looks really bad.
crazymage
10-24-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by J-Tech
Eh, i didnt realize this was violating any laws. . .I just dont want to get fired when i go into work on monday.
J
Then dont skip days for no reason
Your pharmacist could probably help you both ways. Just ask for samples and tell them you should have a day off.
CrystalTears
10-24-2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by crazymage
Originally posted by J-Tech
Eh, i didnt realize this was violating any laws. . .I just dont want to get fired when i go into work on monday.
J
Then dont skip days for no reason
:yeahthat:
J-Tech
10-24-2004, 11:35 PM
My uncle is a licensed pharmacist, i'll just ask him to do me this favor. If he doesnt, then he isnt really family. I'll throw it in his face that way, so he feels guilty if he doesnt do me the favor.
J
Betheny
10-24-2004, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by J-Tech
My uncle is a licensed pharmacist, i'll just ask him to do me this favor. If he doesnt, then he isnt really family. I'll throw it in his face that way, so he feels guilty if he doesnt do me the favor.
J
Wow, you are an asshole.
Way to abuse others to further your own pointless, lazy agenda.
I'm really glad you aren't related to me.
Toxicvixen
10-25-2004, 01:28 AM
Hope you get fired.
Jazuela
10-25-2004, 08:54 AM
Doctor's note:
Dear Jtech:
How are you? I'm fine. I've been doing the usual doctor things, y'know, treating the injured, healing the sick, and all that.
We really should get together some time soon. Maybe you can skip another day of work and come up for a visit.
Take care, and remember if you can't take care and get hurt, come up sooner and I'll have Lovely Nursey take a look at you.
Regards,
Doctor Jones
Betheny
10-25-2004, 09:47 AM
Haha. One day, when he really is sick, and he calls in and gets fired, he is going to feel like an ass. :drunk:
J-Tech
10-25-2004, 01:28 PM
Yes, I am an asshole. Thats the only way to be. I tried being nice to everyone and it got me fucked over, so now i just dont give a fuck about anyone except ME, cause I am all I can depend on.
crazymage
10-25-2004, 01:36 PM
you po' baby.
Betheny
10-25-2004, 02:17 PM
You're depending on others to get you a note for the doctor...
Being independent doesn't mean you have to be a jackass.
Tsunami
10-25-2004, 02:30 PM
Do I really live in this world?
:nono:
Hulkein
10-25-2004, 02:32 PM
Just drop a dookie in your hand and soft-toss it to him.
You'll be alright Spida.
Allycat
10-25-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by J-Tech
Yes, I am an asshole. Thats the only way to be. I tried being nice to everyone and it got me fucked over, so now i just dont give a fuck about anyone except ME, cause I am all I can depend on.
Wow, not only are you an asshole, but an asshole that feels sorry for himself. Get a box of kleenex :yawn:
-Ally
AnticorRifling
10-25-2004, 06:13 PM
I never fucked you over. I continue to kick ass in every way.
Snapp
10-25-2004, 06:17 PM
:violin:
Wezas
10-25-2004, 06:23 PM
It's called Google Image Search. Stop using AOL long enough to look it up.
Here's an example of one that came up on the first page:
http://wunderbred.shackspace.com/art/note.jpg
longshot
10-26-2004, 02:21 AM
I want to see Jon write this...
-------------------------------------------------------------------
To youz who business it be:
I'z be a doktor.
Jon was mad sick, and coughin' up all sortsa whacked crazy shit dis weekend.
F'real, you donts want none of whats hes gotz.
Much luv,
The Doktor
[Edited on 10-26-2004 by longshot]
CrystalTears
10-26-2004, 09:12 AM
Please excuse John from work. He was sick.
Signed,
John's mother
:D
Hulkein
10-26-2004, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by longshot
I want to see Jon write this...
-------------------------------------------------------------------
To youz who business it be:
I'z be a doktor.
Jon was mad sick, and coughin' up all sortsa whacked crazy shit dis weekend.
F'real, you donts want none of whats hes gotz.
Much luv,
The Doktor
[Edited on 10-26-2004 by longshot]
rofl
Snapp
10-26-2004, 05:29 PM
:lol: Longshot, that had me rolling. So what happened J-Tech? You break the law or get fired?
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