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Kadumi
10-23-2004, 05:48 AM
I went to mcdonalds at about 7:30 and ordered a double cheeseburger and a super size fry. the monopoly game piece comes with the super size fry so that's why I ordered it.

I won a small mcflurry and states avenue.

so I went back to mcdonalds at 3something and amber was a witness. the ice cream machine was out so I couldn't get my mcflurry. I told the guy that I needed something for free because I won their game, bitches. he talked to his manager and said I could have anything off the dollar menu. so I said ok gimme a double cheeseburger and 2 apple pies.

and then I drive to the first window and tell the the guy that a mcflurry is more expensive than a dollar so I'm getting the short end of the stick if I get something from the dollar menu instead. he asks me what I want and I say a big mac. yes, bitch. he says ok.

I drive to window number two and they hand me my order. I paid $1.08 and in my bag was a big mac, a double cheeseburger and 2 apple pies.

and I got to keep my mcflurry coupon. I rule.
Drew
10-23-2004, 05:54 AM
Someone needs a livejournal... :whistle:
Enchanter
10-23-2004, 06:00 AM
Enjoy the 2000 calories in one meal, fatty.
Kadumi
10-23-2004, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by Enchanter
Enjoy the 2000 calories in one meal, fatty.

its a very safe bet that I weigh less and am in much better shape than you.
10-23-2004, 06:08 AM
That McDonald's Monopoly gamepoints business was the shits holmes. I wish they'd bring that back.

Also, congratulations on mass consumption for minimum price!
Lyonis
10-23-2004, 06:15 AM
McDonalds makes me smile. Good showing on getting the free food.
LilHellcat
10-23-2004, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by Enchanter
Enjoy the 2000 calories in one meal, fatty.

Considering he probably weighs 160 pounds soaking wet, and plays tennis and is very active he's probably in a hella alot better shape than you.

Also good job on getting the free food baby. :heart:
SpunGirl
10-23-2004, 06:34 AM
Mickey D's makes me vom, but way to screw the man.

-K:2beers:
Bobmuhthol
10-23-2004, 07:34 AM
Weighing less than someone is not even close to being something to brag about. I weigh less than Arnold Schwarzenegger, am I more healthy than him?
Nieninque
10-23-2004, 08:20 AM
McDonalds is shit, but I took my little sister there a couple of weeks ago and ordered a Big Mac and a Strawberry Milkshake for her.

The McDonalds doofus said "A strawberry what?"

So I replied "Milkshake"

He then asked "What flavour?"

Doh!
Bobmuhthol
10-23-2004, 08:23 AM
The last time I ate at McDonald's they were out of chocolate so I had to get a strawberry milkshake. Drinking small chunks of strawberry is so gross.
Nieninque
10-23-2004, 08:32 AM
They are lovely.
I would get them all the time but not from McDonalds
Chyrain
10-23-2004, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Enchanter
Enjoy the 2000 calories in one meal, fatty.

its okay. he ate a mcdonalds twice in one day...it's safe to say it didn't stay in his bowels long.

nothing like a case of explossive diarrhea to get ones metabolism pumping.
Latrinsorm
10-23-2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
That McDonald's Monopoly gamepoints business was the shits holmes. I wish they'd bring that back.I think you need to read the story a little more carefully, Stan. :)

And Chyrain, thanks for associating explosive diarrhea with McDonalds for me. :(
Cayge
10-23-2004, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Kadumi

Originally posted by Enchanter
Enjoy the 2000 calories in one meal, fatty.

its a very safe bet that I weigh less and am in much better shape than you.

And, he can levitate.
Latrinsorm
10-23-2004, 10:11 AM
Only while he's hanging out in the Wild Montana Skies. :yes:
Xcalibur
10-23-2004, 10:13 AM
Mcdonalds is so bad for the health, damn!

Everytimes you screw them, strayrogue is happy.

Do it still? Hmmmmmmmmm....
Zentoph
10-23-2004, 10:16 AM
Now instead of the game pieces, all of my local mcdonalds have the pieces on the bag, it's just printed on there and you have to type in the code to see what you win. they suck:(
NewestUser
10-23-2004, 10:45 AM
The topic alone scares me.
Back
10-23-2004, 11:11 AM
I just found out yesterday that McDonalds owns Chipotle.

But anyway, Kadumi makes all the food runs from now on.
Numbers
10-23-2004, 02:20 PM
You know that they spit in your food, don't you?
SpunGirl
10-23-2004, 02:50 PM
Chipotle is some nasty shit.

-K
Jazuela
10-23-2004, 07:11 PM
McDonald's owns chipotle? I'm missing something here. Is that some other restaurant or something? We don't have anything with that name around here...but lots of restaurants sell stuff with chipotle in it, and that's just smoked jalapeno peppers.
Sean
10-23-2004, 07:13 PM
I love McD's infact since the caf is closed today I think I might go get some tonight.
SpunGirl
10-23-2004, 07:14 PM
Yeah, Chipotle is the name of a chain restaurant. It's not good food.

Tobasco chipotle is the shit.

-K
10-23-2004, 07:16 PM
This gave me a phat idea for a new thread.
Delaroz
10-23-2004, 09:14 PM
:wtf:

Umm, Congrats?
Farquar
10-23-2004, 09:56 PM
Meanwhile, at the McDonald's Corporation Headquarters...

Amount spent on big mac ingredients: $.06
Amount spent on double cheeseburger: $.04
Amount spent on apple pie indgedients: $.02

Letting one of the "little people" think they've won: Priceless.
Kadumi
10-24-2004, 02:20 PM
its a pretty safe bet that the ass explosions are more of a result of the keystone ice than the mcdonalds.

chipotle don't got nothin on freebirds.

I wish they would put the game pieces on dollar menu items. I'd be all over that.
Meos
10-24-2004, 04:48 PM
I need to screw over mcdonalds... If my caculations are correct mcdonalds has stolen a total of 20 bucks from me over my years. From wrong orders and inncorrect change that I didn't notice till I left. FUCK McDonalds!
Kadumi
10-24-2004, 04:50 PM
yeah you gotta watch those crafty bastards sometimes