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Betheny
10-21-2004, 09:56 PM
You approached me, Maimara doesn't know you, and just in case you didn't know, Maimara hates pretty much everyone. Especially people that touch her.

Warclaidhm hugs you.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Laldyin just entered the east tower.
>
Warclaidhm whispers, "You need some love."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Warclaidhm nods to you.
>
Lord Meacteryl just came through the town gates.
>
Lord Meacteryl just went south.
>
Warclaidhm just went south.
>
Tristis just left.
>
High Lord Dredroberts just came through the town gates.
>
High Lord Dredroberts just entered the east tower.
>s
Warclaidhm just arrived.
>
[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
The cobbled road girds the town along the inner side of the northern palisade. Just to the north stand the twin sentinels of the gate's guardtowers, silhouetted against the night sky. Guardsmen come and go through the main gates, keeping a close eye on the people of all races who move to and fro. Opposite the gates, you see the shop of Dakris the Furrier.
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>n
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see the Braelon disk and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Warclaidhm, Lord Braelon, Lord Kalidor
Obvious paths: south
>
Warclaidhm just went south.
>bind warc
*** TypoHelp: Converted "214 warc" to PREP 214 and CAST AT warc

Warclaidhm just arrived.
>
You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +276 - TD: +169 + CvA: -21 + d100: +6 - +5 == +87
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Lady Milque just arrived.
>
Warclaidhm just went south.
>
Galohama just came through the town gates.
>
Kerbane just arrived.
>bind warc
*** TypoHelp: Converted "214 warc" to PREP 214 and CAST AT warc

You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
>
Galohama just went through the town gates.
>
Kerbane just went through the town gates.
>
Darkquill just came through the town gates.
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Warclaidhm just arrived.
>
Lazarillo just arrived.
>bind warc
*** TypoHelp: Converted "214 warc" to PREP 214 and CAST AT warc

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +276 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +2 - +5 == +68
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Lazarillo just went through the town gates.
>
Warclaidhm pokes you in the ribs.
>growl
You growl ferociously!
>
Lillyen just arrived.
>bind warc
*** TypoHelp: Converted "214 warc" to PREP 214 and CAST AT warc

You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +276 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +97 - +5 == +163
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm suddenly stops all movement.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Darkquill applauds.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Now that's not nice is it."
>
Warclaidhm lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Lady Milque just went south.
>
Warclaidhm shakes with a sudden rage and breaks free of his motionless state!
Warclaidhm begins to move again.
The berserker's rage leaves Warclaidhm's eyes.
>silence warcl
Please rephrase that command.
>210 warcl
*** TypoHelp: Converted "210 warcl" to PREP 210 and CAST AT warcl

You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Silence spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +276 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +18 - +5 == +84
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Kalidor just left.
>
Lord Nuadjha just arrived.
>'you can shut up, too.
Warclaidhm removes a small statue from in his arabesque cloak.
>
You say, "You can shut up, too."
>
Warclaidhm rubs a small statue.
A faint silvery glow surrounds Warclaidhm's body.
His small statue suddenly disintegrates!
>
Illius just came through the town gates.
>210 warcl
*** TypoHelp: Converted "210 warcl" to PREP 210 and CAST AT warcl

Illius just went south.
>
Kaelahn just arrived.
>
You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Silence spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +276 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +21 - +5 == +87
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Lord Nuadjha just went through the town gates.
>
Elegance just arrived.
>311 warcl
*** TypoHelp: Converted "311 warcl" to PREP 311 and CAST AT warcl

You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Blinding spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +301 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +51 - +5 == +142
Warding failed!
As your faith overcomes Warclaidhm's weakened defenses, you sense the compassion, pain, and longing of He who is the Sorrow of the World flowing through you.
Warclaidhm appears dazed.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>shrug
You shrug.
>
Kaelahn just went south.
>
Elegance just entered the east tower.
>
Warclaidhm lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Lizzya just arrived.
>
Warclaidhm staggers about trying to shake the stun!
>
The dim aura fades from around Lillyen.
>
Ject just came through the town gates.
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Ject just went south.
>
Lizzya just went through the town gates.
>
Darkquill starts chortling.
>
Elegance just arrived.
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Galohama just came through the town gates.
>
Warclaidhm staggers about trying to shake the stun!
>
Galohama just went south.
>
Lillyen just went through the town gates.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Warclaidhm fumbles about aimlessly!
>
Warclaidhm shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
Warclaidhm regains his clarity and focus.
>
Lillyen just came through the town gates.
>
Warclaidhm spins around looking for something to attack!

Warclaidhm lets out a blood curdling scream of frustration!

The berserker's rage leaves Warclaidhm's eyes.
>
Warclaidhm removes a fog beetle etched potion vial from in his arabesque cloak.
>
Warclaidhm takes a drink from his etched potion vial.
Warclaidhm begins to breathe more deeply.
>
Warclaidhm put a fog beetle etched potion vial in his arabesque cloak.
>
Warclaidhm removes a dimly shimmering vial from in his arabesque cloak.
>
Warclaidhm takes a drink from his shimmering vial.
A dim aura surrounds Warclaidhm.
>
Warclaidhm put a dimly shimmering vial in his arabesque cloak.
>
Lord Braelon just went through the town gates.
>
Petyr just arrived.
>
Lillyen checks her equipment, adjusting and rearranging her gear.
>119 warcl
*** TypoHelp: Converted "119 warcl" to PREP 119 and CAST AT warcl

You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Dispel spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
A hazy film coats Warclaidhm.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Petyr just went south.
>
Warclaidhm bows to you.
>
[Roll result: -105 (open d100: 29)]
Warclaidhm hurls himself at you, but he sails by and lands in a heap on the ground.
>
Staimos just came through the town gates.
>
Warclaidhm scowls.
>smirk
You smirk.
>
Strummerat just arrived.
>
Warclaidhm appears to be checking his pockets for something, but finds them empty.
>bind warcl
*** TypoHelp: Converted "214 warcl" to PREP 214 and CAST AT warcl

Strummerat just went south.
>
You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
CS: +276 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +46 - +5 == +112
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm suddenly stops all movement.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Elegance glances at Warclaidhm.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Bah."
>'Next time you try that.
The hazy film fades from Warclaidhm.
>
You say, "Next time you try that."
>
Briavana just came through the town gates.
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Briavana just went south.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Was just trying to help you."
>
Lord Braelon just came through the town gates.
>"I'll pull your guts out through your nose.
You say, "I'll pull your guts out through your nose."
>
Shelartom just arrived.
>
Lord Braelon just went south.
>'And feed them to you.
You say, "And feed them to you."
>
Warclaidhm says, "Sure."
>
Elegance asks, "Can I watch?"
>
Shelartom just went through the town gates.
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Elegance cocks her head at you.
>
Elegance ducks her head.
>
Warclaidhm lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
Warclaidhm shakes with a sudden rage and breaks free of his motionless state!
Warclaidhm begins to move again.
The berserker's rage leaves Warclaidhm's eyes.
You hear a loud *POP* come from Warclaidhm's muscles!
>
Warclaidhm stands up.
>
Lormein just came through the town gates.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Warclaidhm turns towards you and renders you a sharp salute with his black ora claidhmore.
>
Lormein just went through the town gates.
>l
>
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a wooden barrel.
Also here: Staimos, Lillyen, Elegance, Warclaidhm, Darkquill
Obvious paths: south
>
Odjuret just came through the town gates.
>
Odjuret just went south.
>
Warclaidhm whispers, "Hey, don't get forum.gsplayers.com mixed up from this game. I haven't even interacted with Maimara before . :wink:"
>
Ishiyama just came through the town gates.
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Ishiyama just went south.
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Elegance just entered the east tower.
>
Lillyen just went south.
>"I'll gut you.
You say, "I'll gut you."
>
High Lord Dredroberts just arrived.
>
Warclaidhm gasps in terrified panic, trembling and flailing his arms about!
>
High Lord Dredroberts just went south.
>302 warcl
*** TypoHelp: Converted "302 warcl" to PREP 302 and CAST AT warcl

Warclaidhm glances at a claw-hilted black ora claidhmore.
>
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses Warclaidhm.
CS: +301 - TD: +184 + CvA: -21 + d100: +44 - +5 == +135
Warding failed!
The violet haze eddies and swirls around the Warclaidhm, lashing out at Warclaidhm's skin with ethereal tendrils.
Warclaidhm is hit for 30 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Warclaidhm's hand blisters and bleeds from intense heat.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Warclaidhm just went south.
>
Aenstaas just arrived.
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Aenstaas just went through the town gates.
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Lady Milque's group just arrived.
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Darkquill traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Darkquill gestures.

After a moment's silence a white cat prances into the area and glances up at Darkquill intelligently.

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Kaelahn just went south.
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Lady Milque just entered the east tower.
>'I win.
You say, "I win."
>
Zydra just arrived.
>smirk
You smirk.
>
Lord Dache just strode in.
>rub amu
You rub an onyx-bound bloodjewel amulet.
1d100: 16 + Modifiers: 115 == 131

You become invisible.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

SpunGirl
10-21-2004, 10:00 PM
Wow, Wardouchebaghm. You don't like it when people who read the shit you spew here assume that you'll be an ass in the game, and yet you take the boards into the game by approaching Maimara and telling her she needs a hug. What kind of stupid shit is that? I shouldn't be surprised, but your supreme amount of suckage never ceases to amaze me.

-K

[Edited on 10-22-2004 by SpunGirl]

Bobmuhthol
10-21-2004, 10:00 PM
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "Maimara is a guy, I swear."

Betheny
10-21-2004, 10:01 PM
I wish I had realized I was outside of town, I would have just killed him in the first place. I"m such a dumbass. :(

SpunGirl
10-21-2004, 10:03 PM
Just do it next time you get a chance, before he can WARN you.

-K

Betheny
10-21-2004, 10:03 PM
he can warn me all he wants, I'm still going to assrape him with plasma bolts.

Alfster
10-21-2004, 10:05 PM
Heh, he whispers to you not to get the forums confused with the game...yet had he not read the forums, he would have just walked right past ya and not even noticed ya.

I think he's confused.

StrayRogue
10-21-2004, 10:07 PM
Lol, how unlucky were you with those binds??

Anyway, its so wonderfully ironic how he gives you shit for not interacting with you when its him initially who presumes to know you. Christ this guy needs to be banned.

Lyonis
10-21-2004, 10:07 PM
I am seriously amazed that someone can be that bad at interacting with others.

SpunGirl
10-21-2004, 10:09 PM
His levels of social ineptness rival that of Merryleon IRL.

-K

Adhara
10-21-2004, 10:15 PM
Wow. I'm reading this log shaking my head. I don't understand why I still find it so unbelievable that he would do stuff like that. Really. My jaw was hanging open.

Warclaidhm, soon you will get locked out of GS. It is only a matter of time. You will think it's a terrible thing but really, it's going to be one of the best things to have happened to you and my only hope is that you will realize this in time.

Snapp
10-21-2004, 10:16 PM
Warclaidhm whispers, "Hey, don't get forum.gsplayers.com mixed up from this game. I haven't even interacted with Maimara before . :wink:"

I really can't believe he even said that to you. :nutty:

Drektor
10-21-2004, 10:34 PM
I wish I could learn berserk..

Toxicvixen
10-22-2004, 12:29 AM
God I feel he needs to be killed more then Coinner or Candor. Why can't we see more of the just bit the dust joy with his name attached?

Chelle
10-22-2004, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Maimara
he can warn me all he wants, I'm still going to assrape him with plasma bolts.

Kinky. Now thats something worth watching. :lol:

Scott
10-22-2004, 12:38 AM
Instead of making a new topic for him..... If that fucker picks up one more box from my kill in this invasion.....

Tsa`ah
10-22-2004, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Gemstone101
Instead of making a new topic for him..... If that fucker picks up one more box from my kill in this invasion.....

Why wait?

Be pro-active.

Scott
10-22-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah

Originally posted by Gemstone101
Instead of making a new topic for him..... If that fucker picks up one more box from my kill in this invasion.....

Why wait?

Be pro-active.

Honestly I'd rather not listen to him bitch about it. I'd rather him steal my boxes then hear him bitch constantly to me about how I killed him and how wrong I am.... I don't want to have to deal with him like Ardwen does.

HarmNone
10-22-2004, 12:51 AM
Heh. If he swipes your boxes, kill the idiot. Then, if he starts to follow you around whining, REPORT him. Ardwen is handling his problem quite well, I think. :smilegrin:

Galleazzo
10-22-2004, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Gemstone101
Honestly I'd rather not listen to him bitch about it. I'd rather him steal my boxes then hear him bitch constantly to me about how I killed him and how wrong I am.... I don't want to have to deal with him like Ardwen does.
Yea, but you saw what Zilana said. 'Bout how many more complaints are they gonna take about Warpussyhm before they say fuck'im?

Snapp
10-22-2004, 12:52 AM
Boil his ass Sintik.

Edaarin
10-22-2004, 01:21 AM
Everytime there's an invasion I find myself wanting to kill people moer than whatever's invading.

HarmNone
10-22-2004, 01:53 AM
Heh. I remember those days well, Edaarin. Monsters to the left of me. Monsters to the right of me. All I wanted to kill was the freaking sorcerer in front of me! :rofl:

SpunGirl
10-22-2004, 03:22 AM
It's not like he's making it hard for people to justify reporting him. Do it. Think of it as a favor to a poor disturbed little crack baby who shouldn't be playing GS in the first place.

-K

Galleazzo
10-22-2004, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
It's not like he's making it hard for people to justify reporting him. Do it. Think of it as a favor to a poor disturbed little crack baby who shouldn't be playing GS in the first place.
Yeah, do it. Write Feedback too and cc it to everyone in the company. I'd say "What the fuck is wrong with you people? How many complaints about him do you frigging need? You want his money that bad? I'll tell you then that it's his money or mine, because if I don't see him gone I will be, I don't need this crap in my fun time."

:cool:

Nieninque
10-22-2004, 06:16 AM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
[OOC]-Warclaidhm: "Maimara is a guy, I swear."

I hate how fucking idiot blokes think that because they got their arses handed to them by a female character, the player of that character must be a bloke.

As if it can only be a man that is capable of outwitting their uber powerful nothingness and putting them in their place. :rolleyes:

Betheny
10-22-2004, 07:13 AM
Yeah, I'm such a guy.

EXCEPT I'M NOT.

I think I've proven this many times over but just in case, here's a picture.

The Korean
10-22-2004, 07:14 AM
Jeez, scott, you kill me all the time, kill him off.

Betheny
10-22-2004, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by The Korean
Jeez, scott, you kill me all the time, kill him off.

Chris, back me up. Am I a guy?

Nieninque
10-22-2004, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by The Korean
Jeez, scott, you kill me all the time, kill him off.

Chris, back me up. Am I a guy?

Beth you clearly dont need to explain it. Its fucking pathetic how idiots even go there.

Truth is: He got slammed by a girl. Him thinking about you being a guy makes him feel marginally less inadequate than he obviously does.

:jerkit:

Betheny
10-22-2004, 07:19 AM
this calls for more pwnage later. I may have to install the wizard on my work computer.

Xcalibur
10-22-2004, 08:51 AM
The world vs WARLCAIDHMO.

As if he stands a chance.

Warclaidhmo: There is some girls in gs, just look at the page of simucons...

Yes, most of them are... and ... but hey, they are still girls:tumble:

Amaron
10-22-2004, 08:53 AM
lolz Beth...

My bardess has had one interaction with your character.. like 2 years ago...

Mairmara wanted to poke her eyes out and eat them or something...

Scared the crap out of her...

You were nice to my rogue and raised her once.


Just kill him next time... give us that log to be amused with.

J

Parkbandit
10-22-2004, 08:55 AM
Falgrin went to groin kick Warclaidhm last night for calling Falgrin a thief. He missed.

Conclusion: Warclaidhm has a tiny scrotum.

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by Amaron
lolz Beth...

My bardess has had one interaction with your character.. like 2 years ago...

Mairmara wanted to poke her eyes out and eat them or something...

Scared the crap out of her...

You were nice to my rogue and raised her once.


Just kill him next time... give us that log to be amused with.

J

Yeah, Maimara is bipolar/crazy/sadistic. She either wants to make you scream for mercy or beg for pain. Pretty much...

hopefully the interactions were fun for you!

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
Falgrin went to groin kick Warclaidhm last night for calling Falgrin a thief. He missed.

Conclusion: Warclaidhm has a tiny scrotum.

This reminds me of a Beavis and Butt-head episode where they talk about how the weiner is there to protect the sack from getting kicked, so they start kicking each other in the weiner.

:lol:

Beavis, Butt-head, and Falgrin... :rofl:

10-22-2004, 09:37 AM
You mean it isn't??? :penis: <---- look, it's a victory dance to show that he did his job in protecting the package.

- Arkans

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:42 AM
Guys,

Warclaidhm is a loose, slimy, fungi-infested girl with a drippy cunt.

That being said, I'm going to kill him every time I see him in GS. Why? Because it makes him feel like the pussy he is.

Prepare, little girl, you have yet to see a wrath like mine.

10-22-2004, 09:43 AM
I still don't see how people can be bothered by this guy. I never even interacted with him nor have I come close. Is he drawn to you or do you guys put yourselves in this situation?

- Arkans

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Arkans
I still don't see how people can be bothered by this guy. I never even interacted with him nor have I come close. Is he drawn to you or do you guys put yourselves in this situation?

- Arkans

What pissed me off the most is how he bitched at me for 'bringing the forum into the game' when I didn't, but then turned around and insulted me IRL for doing something completely IC for my character.

PS: Bitch.

[Edited on 10-22-2004 by Maimara]

10-22-2004, 09:50 AM
I agree that shit like that is stupid, but how hard can it be to avoid one character in game?

- Arkans

PS: It's not a slam against you, Maimara, but an honest question.

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Arkans
I agree that shit like that is stupid, but how hard can it be to avoid one character in game?

- Arkans

PS: It's not a slam against you, Maimara, but an honest question.

Apparently it's pretty difficult, considering I've gone for what, 4 years without having to deal with the fucker. Until, of course, he happened upon me in game and knew my character from these boards.

Besides, I just feel like being an asshole. I'm really not all that concerned about it, but it'll be something to do in Gemstone, anyway. Enemies are way more fun than friends.

10-22-2004, 09:55 AM
I completely agree with you. Unfortunately, 95% of the Gemstone population writes checks with their mouths that their asses can't cash. Then, it's off to the GMs they run. It's almost enough for an evil type character to quit interaction with others altogether. It sucks.

- Arkans

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Arkans
I completely agree with you. Unfortunately, 95% of the Gemstone population writes checks with their mouths that their asses can't cash. Then, it's off to the GMs they run. It's almost enough for an evil type character to quit interaction with others altogether. It sucks.

- Arkans

heh.

why do you think Maimara is a recluse? ;)

10-22-2004, 09:57 AM
And here I was hoping you'd have some answer that would help me with my problem. *CRIE*

- Arkans

Betheny
10-22-2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Arkans
And here I was hoping you'd have some answer that would help me with my problem. *CRIE*

- Arkans

Kill them all and let the GM's sort it out? Heh.

Miss X
10-22-2004, 09:59 AM
Oh so Arkans is supposed to be evil? :rofl:

10-22-2004, 10:02 AM
HEY! What's THAT supposed to mean!?!?!

- Arkans

PS: Feh, if I did that, I'd be like the most well known character by the GMs!

Amaron
10-22-2004, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Amaron
lolz Beth...

My bardess has had one interaction with your character.. like 2 years ago...

Mairmara wanted to poke her eyes out and eat them or something...

Scared the crap out of her...




J

Yeah, Maimara is bipolar/crazy/sadistic. She either wants to make you scream for mercy or beg for pain. Pretty much...

hopefully the interactions were fun for you!


Yes you scared the shit of her and it was fun...gads. ..I love interacting with the darker side


:devil: <----- Maimara


grin

J

[Edited on 10-22-2004 by Amaron]

Nieninque
10-22-2004, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Amaron

Yes you scared the shit of her and it was fun...gads. ..I love interacting with the darker side


:devil: <----- Maimara


grin

J

[Edited on 10-22-2004 by Amaron]

She wasnt scary to Snowy at all. In fact she told her a nice story about the Griffin Sword and then told some stupid cow she was being a stupid cow as she was trying to goad Snowy into fighting her (which didnt happen). Snowy had heard of Maimara through Lyonis so was a little wary of her, but she warmed to her.

Amaron
10-22-2004, 11:28 AM
Well if she had told you she liked your eyes...

And told you how she wanted to cook them and eat them....

You might have been a bit nervous...

J

Betheny
10-22-2004, 11:30 AM
I bet she didn't say cook, Maimara prefers her meat raw and screaming.

That must have been right after her and Sepher staked Juspera out and popped her eyes, and Maimara tried to lick her brain through her eye sockets.

Good times.

:spaz: