Rousey vs Correia

[Astray]

Who you got money on?

[Androidpk]

On this guy

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/d/d0/Emperor_of_Mankind_by_genzoman.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail-down/width/660/height/660?cb=20111122004912

[Astray]

So... Rousey?

[Androidpk]

Sure

[Astray]

Her last fight was 14 seconds and her opponent didn't make a suicide joke.

[Fallen]

Rousey will win.

[tyrant-201]

Rousey will win.

+1

[Astray]

Rousey will win.

No doubt. People are wanting a 1st round knock out.

[subzero]

No doubt. People are wanting a 1st round knock out.

I hope they aren't putting money on knockouts. Rousey will win, but not by KO.

[Jeril]

I hope they aren't putting money on knockouts. Rousey will win, but not by KO.

Doesn't she have more wins by submissions then anything?

[Astray]

Doesn't she have more wins by submissions then anything?

I kind of want to see a submission win but only if it results in a broken something.

[audioserf]

Rousey has won most if not all of her pro fights by arm bar submission and it's her go-to, but she's been working on her striking a lot the last couple of years and this Correia person may have her angry enough that she wants to draw the shitwhipping out rather than finish her in a fight short enough to fit on Vine

[Gelston]

So we are down to betting on fights between females now. Cool. How far fighting has fallen.

[Androidpk]

So we are down to betting on fights between females now. Cool. How far fighting has fallen.

Both of these ladies would kick your ass without breaking a sweat.

[Gelston]

Both of these ladies would kick your ass without breaking a sweat.

I don't think you know me. Maybe they would kick my ass, but they'd damn sure be sweating.

[Astray]

they would kick my ass, but they'd damn sure be sweating.

I'd be nervous too if I possibly killed a man after one punch.

[Gelston]

I'd be nervous too if I possibly killed a man after one punch.

Only possibly? Bitches.

[Astray]

Only possibly? Bitches.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, man.

[Gelston]

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, man.

Yeah, just.... No. I don't have any respect for female fighters. Sorry. Even if they could kick my ass, I'm not at my peak anymore and I'm not anywhere towards being the best male fighter. Go big or go home.

[Astray]

Yeah, just.... No. I don't have any respect for female fighters. Sorry. Even if they could kick my ass, I'm not at my peak anymore and I'm not anywhere towards being the best male fighter. Go big or go home.

Anyone who willingly gets punched in the face for a living has some of my respect. Till they prove to be morons.

[Gelston]

Anyone who willingly gets punched in the face for a living has some of my respect. Till they prove to be morons.

Then you misplace your respect. I respect police officers, firemen, EMTs, people in the military, people that work in soup kitchens, etc. People who fight in a ring are very low down the list.

[Gelston]

Oh, and I'm ready for Hillary.

[Wrathbringer]

Then you misplace your respect. I respect police officers, firemen, EMTs, people in the military, people that work in soup kitchens, etc. People who fight in a ring are very low down the list.

Well said...for the most part.

[Wrathbringer]

Oh, and I'm ready for Hillary.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Astray]

Then you misplace your respect. I respect police officers, firemen, EMTs, people in the military, people that work in soup kitchens, etc. People who fight in a ring are very low down the list.

I respect various people in various positions because of the effort that goes into that position. That should've been a given.

[Gelston]

I respect various people in various positions because of the effort that goes into that position. That should've been a given.

You respect gay porn fluffers!

[Wrathbringer]

I respect various people in various positions because of the effort that goes into that position. That should've been a given.

Props for not typing, "should of". I hate that.

[Gelston]

Props for not typing, "should of". I hate that.

He should of though.

[Astray]

You respect gay porn fluffers!

It's true. Those guys work hard and they make eye contact.

[JackWhisper]

You respect gay porn fluffers!

Everyone respects Jara.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah, just.... No. I don't have any respect for female fighters. Sorry. Even if they could kick my ass, I'm not at my peak anymore and I'm not anywhere towards being the best male fighter. Go big or go home.

You clearly haven't watched Ronda Rousey fight. She's a world class judo expert.

She would snap you in half before you could say "How you doing?"

[Gelston]

You clearly haven't watched Ronda Rousey fight. She's a world class judo expert.

She would snap you in half before you could say "How you doing?"

I'd snap her in half with my dingaling.

[Parkbandit]

Plus she's pretty easy on the eyes:

http://images.sportsworldnews.com/data/images/full/14504/ronda-rousey.jpg

[Gelston]

The Correia chick doesn't look hot. Well, she actually looks about like I'd expect for someone that gets punched all the time. I'd ground fight Rousey anyday though. Even if she won, I'd still win.

[Parkbandit]

The Correia chick doesn't look hot. Well, she actually looks about like I'd expect for someone that gets punched all the time. I'd ground fight Rousey anyday though. Even if she won, I'd still win.

You would get elbow pussy and back of the hand titties.. right before you lost feeling in both.

And it would be really, really, quick... but I bet you're used to that.

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/shots-fired-funny-28.jpg

[iJin]

You know, I don't spend money on UFC fights for Rhonda anymore...because I only get at most maybe a minute gratification. Don't me wrong, those minutes are awesome but shit, I'd at least like to see her slap someone a bit.

inb4 minute gratification joke.

[Fallen]

I really don't mind fights that end quickly. I much prefer that to 5 round decisions the vast majority of the time.

[Parkbandit]

I really don't mind fights that end quickly. I much prefer that to 5 round decisions the vast majority of the time.

Exactly this.

[subzero]

You know, I don't spend money on UFC fights for Rhonda anymore...because I only get at most maybe a minute gratification. Don't me wrong, those minutes are awesome but shit, I'd at least like to see her slap someone a bit.

inb4 minute gratification joke.

Watch the Mayweather/Pacquiao(?) fight.

[subzero]

I really don't mind fights that end quickly. I much prefer that to 5 round decisions the vast majority of the time.

187 was awesome.

[Gelston]

You would get elbow pussy and back of the hand titties.. right before you lost feeling in both.

And it would be really, really, quick... but I bet you're used to that.

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/shots-fired-funny-28.jpg

We all aren't old bitches like you, but, k.