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Liberi Fatali
10-19-2004, 11:24 AM
I must warn you that I'm not in 1st person in most of these. Some of these I just found in my mailbox from 2000-2001 -- they were sent to me by other players. Only where you see Jenovadeath, is it my character.

This first one proves the ignorance of some of the boulder people. I'm in this log, but it's not me you're looking through:

Casilla says, "See NOW, you people are the cheaps of all cheaps. You have nohonour. Instead, you come here, have petty duels to boast your ownegos. There is nothing gained but pitiful ego-trips when you kill eachother."
>'Gossard, why did you kill me in the first place?
You ask, "Gossard, why did you kill me in the first place?"
>
Gossard comes out of hiding.
Gossard traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Emislity say, "if you don't like it leave"
>

* Casilla has been vaporized!

>
Gossard gestures at Casilla.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Casilla!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Casilla to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Casilla drops dead at your feet!

Casilla seems hesitant.
Casilla seems slightly different.
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
>
Gossard just went down.
>
* Casilla just bit the dust!
>
Jenovadeath exclaims, "!"
>'Uhhh.
You say, "Uhhh."
>
The wall of force disappears from around Tijay.
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Emislity say, "or die"
Jenovadeath's group just went down.
>
Tijay gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Geosain says, "uh..."
Tijay gestures.
A wall of force surrounds Tijay.
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Casilla say, "Knew that was coming."
Jenovadeath's group just arrived.
>
Geosain says, "hrm"
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Emislity say, "well when you talk crap about the boulderites"
>
Tnnaro seems a bit less imposing.
>
You hear the ghostly voice of Emislity say, "what do you expect"
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Again, I'm in this, but it's not through my view:

>
Uthenegal comes out of hiding.
Uthenegal crouches, sweeps a leg at Jenovadeath and connects!
MS: +462 - MD: +408 + MAvA: -12 + d100: +16 == +58
Failed!
Uthenegal whacks Jenovadeath's legs futilely! Uthenegal stumbles back on his
feet.
>
You hear someone calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Uthenegal crouches, sweeps a leg at Jenovadeath and connects!
MS: +462 - MD: +411 + MAvA: -12 + d100: +61 == +100
Failed!
Uthenegal whacks Jenovadeath's legs futilely! Uthenegal stumbles back on his
feet.
>
Uthenegal crouches, sweeps a leg at Jenovadeath and connects!
MS: +462 - MD: +411 + MAvA: -12 + d100: +48 == +87
Failed!
Uthenegal whacks Jenovadeath's legs futilely! Uthenegal stumbles back on his
feet.
>
Heidi says, "eek"
Jenovadeath traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully
incants a dark invocation...
>
Jenovadeath gestures at Uthenegal.
CS: +657 - TD: +404 + CvA: -21 + d100: +70 - -5 == +307
Warding failed!
His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
He is massively stunned!
>
Heidi says, "HELP"
>
Satira gestures.
Satira's left leg looks better.
>
Glavanor says, "dren"
>
Jenovadeath exclaims, "I shall endow you with my true powers!"
>
Jenovadeath exclaims, "Haha! Writhe! Dance!! Die and rot in obscurity
here!"
>
Edaarin comes out of hiding.
>
Larenusia says, "Uh oh"
Jenovadeath traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully
incants a dark invocation...
Glavanor asks, "how spelled are you?"
>
Boarton says, "And so it ends."
>
Jenovadeath gestures at Uthenegal.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Uthenegal!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Uthenegal to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Uthenegal drops dead at your feet!

Uthenegal appears less secure.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Uthenegal.
The bright luminescence fades from around Uthenegal.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Uthenegal.
The brilliant aura fades away from Uthenegal.
Uthenegal seems a bit less imposing.
A grey wolf gasps for air and is stunned!
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without
further incident.
>
Uthenegal just left.
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This one, to me, was hilarious. I'm quite the animal lover (I'm even a vegan!) but this just made me laugh. Scarecrow is BEN, by the way, for those of you that know him.


Junis pets the white cat.
[Script]>
You feel at full magical power again.
[Script]>
Scarecrow comes out of hiding.
Scarecrow pets the white cat.
[Script]>act stomps the cat's spine
(Heidi stomps the cat's spine)
[Script]>exp

Level: 14 Experience: 293498
Next level at: 300000 exp. Exp. until next lvl: 6502
Family Fame: 3597966 Character Fame: 3597966
Deeds: 18 Deaths this level: 0
Mana: 38/38 Max

Your mind is becoming numbed.
[Script]>
Junis says, "Now thats not nice"
[Script]>

[Script aborted.]
(Scarecrow pulls cats tail.)
>
Junis glances at you.
>gig
You giggle.
>
Junis glances at Scarecrow.
>
Junis asks, "What did tha cat do to you?"
>
>act grabs cat by tail and SLAM repeatedly into ground
(Heidi grabs cat by tail and SLAM repeatedly into ground)
>
Scarecrow smiles as he lifts the cat up by its tail, spins it around his head and smacks it against a nearby barrel.
>
Junis begins to twitch.
>knee
You move to a kneeling position.
>act raises her arms above her head
(Heidi raises her arms above her head)
>
* Bue just bit the dust!
>
Scarecrow smiles and punts the cat between Heidi's Upraised arms and yells, "It's Good!"
>cheer
You let out a cheer!
>l
[Town Square, Garden Niche]
This small niche between two buildings was once a tiny garden, but nowits flagstones are blackened and the grass and plantlife has witheredby fire. A low stone bench rests along one darkened wall, and a patchof dead and crispy violets surrounds a charred wooden barrel in onecorner. You also see a white cat who is sitting, a trollfear mushroomand the Guntram disk.
Also here: Dreen, Junis, Scarecrow, Maimara who is kneeling, LordGuntram who is lying down, Teso who is lying down, Nocto who is lyingdown, Geene who is lying down
Obvious paths: east.
>
Dreen just went east.
>
Scarecrow asks, "Now that I've won the catbowl what am I gonna do now?"
>
A passerby runs off to the constable screaming Scarecrow has committed disturbing the peace!
>
Suddenly the town constable, supported by a sizeable posse, comes riding up!
The constable says, "So dere ya are Scarecrow! We've a warrant for yararrest. Now come 'long quietly or we'll hang ya right where ya stand."
With that, the deputies wrestle Scarecrow to the ground, chain him and lift him onto a horse.
Without any hesitation the posse rides off with their prisoner.
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This one IS from my perspective. I don't know what the hell happened, but it didn't tickle my fancy:

[Birthing Sands, Cavern of Ages]
This part of the cavern seems intimate after the expansiveness just around a
bend of the red stone. Recesses all along the east wall give the rock a
filigreed appearance which belies the vast size of each enclosure. The fine
sand is a constant carpet, however, the light it expends is much dimmer here,
fading to a soft twilight within the eastern niches. To the south, the walls
swirl to create an oval passageway into another cavern where more of the
recesses can be glimpsed. You also see a rotting maoral trunk, a narrow
fissure and a jagged stone ledge with some stuff on it.
Also in the room: Haelmistrum
Obvious exits: south, southwest.
>encumbr
You feel somewhat weighed down, but can still move well, though you realize
you are not as quick as you could be.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>l on led
On the stone ledge you see a frosted oatmeal doughnut, a drake mace, a
crystal amulet, a pale yellow wicker picnic basket, a drake mace, some orange
pants, some maroon pants, a drake dagger, a stained rod, a quartz ring, a
scratched anklet, a crystal amulet, some woth flower, some wolifrew lichen
and a heavy quartz orb.
>
Haelmistrum says, "Chuckaar is hiding from us"
>
* Sahra is dead! Long live Sahra!
'Is he now?
>Haelmistrum gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
>
Haelmistrum gestures.
Haelmistrum appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
>
You ask, "Is he now?"
>
Haelmistrum searches around for a moment.
>'Heh.
You say, "Heh."
>
Haelmistrum says, "He hidden."
>l in bas
In the wicker picnic basket you see a stained rod.
>'Death to us.
You say, "Death to us."
>
Haelmistrum says, "We dead now"
>
Haelmistrum slings an ora-bound rolaren shield emblazoned with the image of a
green serpent on a field of brown over his shoulder.
cack
>You cackle!
>
Haelmistrum removes some pothinir grass from in his spidersilk knapsack.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Haelmistrum takes a bite of his pothinir grass.
Haelmistrum makes a horrible face!
Haelmistrum's chest looks better.
>
Haelmistrum takes a bite of his pothinir grass.
Haelmistrum makes a horrible face!
Haelmistrum's abdomen looks better.
>
Haelmistrum takes a bite of his pothinir grass.
Haelmistrum's abdomen looks better.
>put long in cloak
You put a malevolent, bile-green onyx and veniom-hilted longsword splattered
with the blood of gremlin-slayers in your silk cloak.
wear shi
>Haelmistrum takes a bite of his pothinir grass.
Haelmistrum makes a horrible face!
Haelmistrum's back looks better.
>
You sling a delicate snakeskin shield over your shoulder.
>stance o
You are now in an offensive stance.
>prep 118
You concentrate on the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast hael
You gesture at Haelmistrum.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Haelmistrum.
CS: +482 - TD: +570 + CvA: +12 + d100: +22 - -5 == -49
Warded off!
Haelmistrum avoids the webbing.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>kick haelm
Wait 1 seconds.
>kick haelm
* Jenovadeath isn't dead, he's resting!
>
You attempt to kick Haelmistrum!
MB: 29 vs MB: 417 = -388 -- Lose advantage!
(Fumble! @ 5) rolled: 3
Unbelievable! Spinning and flipping dive into ground!
The air calms down around you.
You feel less confident than before.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The wall of force disappears from around you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
Your senses are no longer as sharp.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are
keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess
Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
Roundtime: 30 sec.
>
Haelmistrum glares at you.
>

Heh!

Tabor.

SpunGirl
10-19-2004, 11:37 AM
I don't get it. I like Casilla.

-K

Liberi Fatali
10-19-2004, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I don't get it. I like Casilla.

-K

Errh, no, no, don't get me wrong! Myself and her are GOOD friends. The point of that log was to prove how idiotic the boulder people are. Casilla and I walked in there, saw them killing everyone, and Casilla then stated what she did in the log.

Gossard saw what she said, and plain out killed her. THAT'S what I was trying to show -- how stupid that was to kill her for her comment of truth.

I <3 Casilla.

Tabor.

Snapp
10-19-2004, 11:45 AM
Poor kitty. :(

Wezas
10-19-2004, 11:53 AM
I love it when someone tries to kick me and they break their neck.

Classic.

SpunGirl
10-19-2004, 12:07 PM
Okay, nifty.

-K

10-19-2004, 12:22 PM
Boulder people are okay. People that go to the boulder and whine about boulder people are gluttons for punishment. The logs were still funny, though.

- Arkans