Liberi Fatali
10-18-2004, 07:12 PM
I found some rather amusing logs here.
Cuumzalot just arrived.
>
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
>
* Arkai just bit the dust!
(Cuumzalot removes his big dildo lance and STIKS u with it where u know it
hurts, but u like it!!)
(Cuumzalot removes his big dildo lance and STIKS u with it where u know it
hurts, but u like it!!)
(Cuumzalot removes his big dildo lance and STIKS u with it where u know it
hurts, but u like it!!)
>
Cuumzalot just disappeared.
__________________________
>exchange waraxe with eomar for 18000000 silver
>
You offer your jam stained waraxe to Eomar for 18000000 silvers. He has 30
seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
>
Merllinus put an etched silver falchion in his spidersilk cloak.
>
Merllinus says, "can yas swing light at me"
>
Koviack says, "yeah"
>
Eomar hands you his promissory note.
Eomar has accepted your offer and is now holding a sticky jam stained waraxe.
__________________________
Buldr says, "stupid poohbah"
>
Buldr entered a shimmering portal.
>
You continue to meditate on recent events.
>
The voice of the poohbah echoes in the room, "Moron Buldr"
>nod
Your action interrupts your meditation.
___________________________
Alfador says, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"
>
Sorlentak asks, "What the...?"
>
Sorlentak glances at Alfador.
>
Palooka blinks a few times and then opens his eyes and looks around.
Palooka sits up.
>
Palooka shrugs.
>
Alfador exclaims, "SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!"
>
Azanul asks, "who sets up the bomb?"
_____________________________
Tenderhand gestures at you.
CS: +662 - TD: +163 + CvA: +14 + d100: +70 == +583
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over you.
>
Lonewolfe becomes solid again.
>wave sword
wave sword at tenderhand
You raise your mithril short sword skyward.
Barely visible wisps of blue flame surround the weapon!
wave sword at tenderhand
>You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 20 points of damage!
Icy strike to the back scores a direct hit!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
...wait 2 seconds.
>wave sword at tenderhand
>
...wait 1 seconds.
>wave sword at tenderhand
>
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 5 points of damage!
Icy chill to Tenderhand's midriff. Looks like a bowl of nice hot stew is
in order.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Slayd says, "now you are the god of silence"
>prep 514
cast
The pall of silence settles more heavily over you.
>The pall of silence settles more heavily over you.
>
Slayd says, "hey"
>
[Soulpieced] "I recall him getting slain by merely having his leg severed,
not even a fatal blow"
>wave sword at tenderhand
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 15 points of damage!
Tenderhand failed to sidestep the chilly blast. Bruised ribs anyone?
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Slayd removes a diamond-edged black vultite falchion from in his black
weapons harness.
>
Slayd removes a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield from in his black weapons
harness.
>wave sword at tenderhand
Slayd stands up.
>
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 25 points of damage!
Strange how the cold can burn.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>wave sword at tenderhand
>
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 15 points of damage!
Tenderhand failed to sidestep the chilly blast. Bruised ribs anyone?
Roundtime: 3 sec.
[Soulpieced] "How pitiful"
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>wave sword at tenderhand
You hear a booming voice from above, sounding remotely like Andraste, yells,
"Hey! Break it up and knock it off!"
________________________
Tabor.
Cuumzalot just arrived.
>
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
Cuumzalot exclaims, "Hello, my name is Sir Cumzalot, and I have CUM to save
you!"
>
* Arkai just bit the dust!
(Cuumzalot removes his big dildo lance and STIKS u with it where u know it
hurts, but u like it!!)
(Cuumzalot removes his big dildo lance and STIKS u with it where u know it
hurts, but u like it!!)
(Cuumzalot removes his big dildo lance and STIKS u with it where u know it
hurts, but u like it!!)
>
Cuumzalot just disappeared.
__________________________
>exchange waraxe with eomar for 18000000 silver
>
You offer your jam stained waraxe to Eomar for 18000000 silvers. He has 30
seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
>
Merllinus put an etched silver falchion in his spidersilk cloak.
>
Merllinus says, "can yas swing light at me"
>
Koviack says, "yeah"
>
Eomar hands you his promissory note.
Eomar has accepted your offer and is now holding a sticky jam stained waraxe.
__________________________
Buldr says, "stupid poohbah"
>
Buldr entered a shimmering portal.
>
You continue to meditate on recent events.
>
The voice of the poohbah echoes in the room, "Moron Buldr"
>nod
Your action interrupts your meditation.
___________________________
Alfador says, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"
>
Sorlentak asks, "What the...?"
>
Sorlentak glances at Alfador.
>
Palooka blinks a few times and then opens his eyes and looks around.
Palooka sits up.
>
Palooka shrugs.
>
Alfador exclaims, "SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!"
>
Azanul asks, "who sets up the bomb?"
_____________________________
Tenderhand gestures at you.
CS: +662 - TD: +163 + CvA: +14 + d100: +70 == +583
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over you.
>
Lonewolfe becomes solid again.
>wave sword
wave sword at tenderhand
You raise your mithril short sword skyward.
Barely visible wisps of blue flame surround the weapon!
wave sword at tenderhand
>You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 20 points of damage!
Icy strike to the back scores a direct hit!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
...wait 2 seconds.
>wave sword at tenderhand
>
...wait 1 seconds.
>wave sword at tenderhand
>
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 5 points of damage!
Icy chill to Tenderhand's midriff. Looks like a bowl of nice hot stew is
in order.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Slayd says, "now you are the god of silence"
>prep 514
cast
The pall of silence settles more heavily over you.
>The pall of silence settles more heavily over you.
>
Slayd says, "hey"
>
[Soulpieced] "I recall him getting slain by merely having his leg severed,
not even a fatal blow"
>wave sword at tenderhand
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 15 points of damage!
Tenderhand failed to sidestep the chilly blast. Bruised ribs anyone?
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Slayd removes a diamond-edged black vultite falchion from in his black
weapons harness.
>
Slayd removes a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield from in his black weapons
harness.
>wave sword at tenderhand
Slayd stands up.
>
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 25 points of damage!
Strange how the cold can burn.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>wave sword at tenderhand
>
You wave a flaming mithril short sword at Tenderhand!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating
her!
... 15 points of damage!
Tenderhand failed to sidestep the chilly blast. Bruised ribs anyone?
Roundtime: 3 sec.
[Soulpieced] "How pitiful"
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>wave sword at tenderhand
You hear a booming voice from above, sounding remotely like Andraste, yells,
"Hey! Break it up and knock it off!"
________________________
Tabor.