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RAR
04-22-2015, 06:22 PM
a gold-eyed pitch black kitten with sharply pointed ears
a mesh-lined golden suede carrier

mb 5m (I’ll go once twice sold and update every other day)
cb 9m to Thorns069 SOLD

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This roomy carrier is comfortably padded and constructed of a loose, but strong, silk mesh that allows air to pass in and out freely.

Inspecting that may not be a sound idea.

You analyze your golden suede carrier and sense that there is no recorded information on that item. It may or may not be able to be worked on by a merchant alterer.
You can tell that the carrier is as light as it can get and that its pockets could not possibly get any deeper.

You open a mesh-lined golden suede carrier.

Inside your golden suede carrier, you see a pair of eyes staring calmly up at you.

You close a mesh-lined golden suede carrier.

get kitten
You carefully lift the kitten up by the scruff of its neck and then tuck it gently into the crook of your arm.

You see nothing unusual.

You analyze your pitch black kitten and sense that there is no recorded information on that item. It may or may not be able to be worked on by a merchant alterer.
You get no sense of whether or not the kitten may be further lightened.

You try to drop the kitten, but it clings to your arm.

You start to hand your pitch black kitten to Telv, but you find you just can't do it. Maybe if you try again right away, you will have the strength of will to part with your kitten.

With renewed resolve, you decide to try again. It helps a little that the kitten seems to have become intensely interested in some sort of flying bug hovering right in front of its nose, rather than looking back at you with a reproachful kitten stare.
You offer your pitch black kitten to Telv, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

You tuck your pitch black kitten safely into its comfortable golden suede carrier. It wriggles around a bit until it finds a position it likes and then settles in for a nap.

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kiss my kitten
You cover your pitch black kitten with kisses.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

hug my kitt
You wrap your arms around your pitch black kitten affectionately, squeezing it enthusiastically.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

tickle my kitten
You tickle your pitch black kitten under its chin with the very tips of your fingers.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

nudge my kitten
You poke and prod at your pitch black kitten, risking life and limb.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

poke my kitten
You poke and prod at your pitch black kitten, risking life and limb.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

rub my kitten
You pet your pitch black kitten.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

pet my kitten
You pet your pitch black kitten.
Your pitch black kitten hooks a claw into your clothing and then cannot pull it out. It wrestles and twists and tugs until finally you slip a finger under its paw and lift it so that the claw comes free. With a look that very clearly says, "I meant to do that," it returns to staring idly into the distance.

The following messages all result from using kiss/hug/tickle/nudge/poke/rub/pet verbs as above…

Suddenly your pitch black kitten leaps out of your arms into the air. While in flight, it changes directions completely several times, but still lands on its feet. It runs around wildly, darting crazily from spot to spot, pouncing on nonexistent spiders and batting invisible balls of yarn so fast that its paws blur. Then, as quickly as it began, it leaps back into your arms and begins to serenely lick one paw as if nothing had ever happened.

Tiny paws knead your arm as your pitch black kitten apparently uses its claws to explore.

Your pitch black kitten hisses warningly, its mouth open to show sharp teeth and its pupils shrinking to slits.

Your pitch black kitten brings one paw up to its mouth and begins to lick meticulously between its toes.

Your pitch black kitten extends one paw toward your face and you shut your eyes just in time to feel its warm, soft touch on your eyelid.

Your pitch black kitten stares lazily off into the distance.

Your pitch black kitten purrs for no particular reason.

The kitten gazes up at you, its eyes looking round and innocent.

Your pitch black kitten licks your wrist with its rough little tongue.

You get no reaction from your pitch black kitten whatsoever.

Your pitch black kitten twists around to bite your hand. Ouch!

Without warning, your pitch black kitten lets out a yowl so loud it makes your eardrums sizzle.

Out of nowhere, the pitch black kitten suddenly grabs your arm with both front legs and then begins to rake you with its back legs. Painful!

Your pitch black kitten suddenly starts bapping your arm over and over with both front paws. Then, just as suddenly, it stops.

With supreme indifference, your pitch black kitten calmly licks its paw.

Your pitch black kitten braces its back legs against the crook of your arm and stretches up to touch its nose to yours.

Your pitch black kitten curls its tail around your arm, purring happily.

Your pitch black kitten nips at your fingers playfully.

Your pitch black kitten grabs onto your hand in its two front paws and playfully bats at it.

Your pitch black kitten thwaps its tail irritably against your arm.

There are likely more verbs and messaging. I’ll post anything else I find. I just wanted to get it listed. Thx

Bluke
04-22-2015, 06:26 PM
I'll do 5m.

Thorns069
04-22-2015, 06:30 PM
5.1

RAR
04-22-2015, 10:17 PM
Updated

shad0ws0ngs
04-22-2015, 10:24 PM
5.5

Thorns069
04-22-2015, 10:41 PM
6 mil

lynkdead
04-23-2015, 09:35 AM
6.5m

RAR
04-23-2015, 01:14 PM
Updated

shad0ws0ngs
04-23-2015, 01:29 PM
7

lynkdead
04-23-2015, 01:55 PM
7.5

Thorns069
04-24-2015, 11:26 AM
8

lynkdead
04-24-2015, 12:09 PM
8.5

Thorns069
04-24-2015, 06:20 PM
9 million gangster silvers for the little furball

RAR
04-25-2015, 11:09 AM
Updated. I'll update again tomorrow since I didn't catch this last bid until now. Thx

Candor
04-25-2015, 11:19 AM
I don't get you people. I threw my Dhu kitten down the well years ago.

Tgo01
04-25-2015, 02:11 PM
I don't get you people. I threw my Dhu kitten down the well years ago.

You threw 9 million silvers down the well and you don't get us people?

JackWhisper
04-25-2015, 02:13 PM
You threw 9 million silvers down the well and you don't get us people?

What do you mean US PEOPLE?!?!

JackWhisper
04-25-2015, 02:14 PM
I don't get you people. I threw my Dhu kitten down the well years ago.

What do YOU mean YOU PEOPLE?!?!

JackWhisper
04-25-2015, 02:14 PM
9 million gangster silvers for the little furball

What do you mean GANGSTER?!?!

RAR
04-26-2015, 03:26 PM
Updated

Thorns069
04-27-2015, 12:12 AM
I mean Gangster...had to put your mom and sisters on the track to raise those silvers! LMAO!

JackWhisper
04-27-2015, 12:17 AM
I mean Gangster...had to put your mom and sisters on the track to raise those silvers! LMAO!

Doublepost ftw?

Thorns069
04-27-2015, 04:05 AM
Not sure why it double posted. Apologies.

Candor
04-27-2015, 05:21 AM
You threw 9 million silvers down the well and you don't get us people?

My only regret is that I couldn't animate a dog or wolf to tear the kitten into tiny strips before throwing the remains down the well.

As for throwing stuff away, I'm thinking of dumping the entire 30 or so OTF found weapons in my locker that were never claimed over the past 40 months or so...

Candor
04-27-2015, 08:41 AM
<<you are dumb>>

But you don't know how dumb. Let me help.

I did a quick inventory of the locker I use to store OTF found weapons. It looks like I have 17 4x weapons, three 5x weapons, one 6x weapon, a +1 claid, two 1x claids, and a 2x claid. I'm thinking I'll save the 2x claid and the 6x weapon (it's a runestaff) and dump the rest. Dumb enough for ya now?

JackWhisper
04-27-2015, 08:44 AM
Give your junk stuff to F2P. Don't be a nozzle.

meekee38
04-27-2015, 08:46 AM
Is there a perfect handaxe in there? Still missing mine from some time ago and GM could never recover.

Candor
04-27-2015, 09:09 PM
Give your junk stuff to F2P. Don't be a nozzle.

Actually I was thinking along those lines. It might damage my reputation as a stupid heartless jerk, but sometimes you have to take chances.

JackWhisper
04-27-2015, 09:10 PM
When I was helping someone with Duskruin, I collected over 80 random 1x-5xwhatever weapons, armors, and shields. I just handed all the stuff out to F2P people who gave me their containers. Good times.

Candor
04-27-2015, 09:10 PM
Is there a perfect handaxe in there? Still missing mine from some time ago and GM could never recover.

Sorry, afraid not.

Androidpk
04-27-2015, 09:15 PM
When I was helping someone with Duskruin, I collected over 80 random 1x-5xwhatever weapons, armors, and shields. I just handed all the stuff out to F2P people who gave me their containers. Good times.

Give an adventurer an enchanted weapon and he'll hunt for a day. Teach him to forge and he'll hunt for a lifetime.

- the raging Thrak

JackWhisper
04-27-2015, 11:23 PM
Is this thing sold?

RAR
04-28-2015, 12:24 PM
Fur ball sold. Thx

Candor
05-02-2015, 02:21 PM
Actually I was thinking along those lines. It might damage my reputation as a stupid heartless jerk, but sometimes you have to take chances.

I gave away most of the 4x weapons this morning. I hope this will not damage my reputation as a complete asshole. I worked hard to obtain it, and I don't want a few selfless acts to ruin years of effort.

Wrathbringer
05-02-2015, 03:17 PM
I gave away most of the 4x weapons this morning. I hope this will not damage my reputation as a complete asshole. I worked hard to obtain it, and I don't want a few selfless acts to ruin years of effort.

No worries.