View Full Version : Delaware sucks.
Betheny
10-17-2004, 09:30 PM
We should nuke it, or sell it to Canada to justify it's suckingness. Because of Delaware, a 4 - 5 hour drive bec ame a 7 and a half hour drive.
In closing, I would like to say, FUCK YOU DELAWARE TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
oh, also, fuck maryland and pennsylvania drivers. Mostly the PA ones. Not all Maryland drivers suck, but all pennsylvania drivers should be shot on sight.
The end. :)
Snapp
10-17-2004, 09:37 PM
FUCK YOU BACK CUNT RAG!
j/k don't beat me up plz
Betheny
10-17-2004, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
FUCK YOU BACK CUNT RAG!
j/k don't beat me up plz
STFU soon to be canadian citizen. YOU WILL BE X'S NEIGHBOR. I FORSEE IT.
Oh, also. FUCK TOLL ROADS. WTF. You have to PAY to drive through delaware. What a rip off.
And it's FIVE DOLLARS, TOO. For five dollars you Delawarian whores better be giving me head!
[Edited on 10-18-2004 by Maimara]
Snapp
10-17-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
STFU soon to be canadian citizen. YOU WILL BE X'S NEIGHBOR. I FORSEE IT.
Way to give me nightmares.
BTW, I agree about PA drivers... they are known as the worst.
And it's FIVE DOLLARS, TOO. For five dollars you Delawarian whores better be giving me head!
There's no tolls in DE that are $5 that I know of... I think you mean the one in Maryland (Perryville I think it is).
[Edited on 10-18-2004 by Snapp]
Betheny
10-17-2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
Originally posted by Maimara
STFU soon to be canadian citizen. YOU WILL BE X'S NEIGHBOR. I FORSEE IT.
Way to give me nightmares.
BTW, I agree about PA drivers... they are known as the worst.
Today on 95 just north of baltimore, this chick... was weaving in and out of traffic, without her lights on. It was seven o'clock. It was also dark. Now, when I see the PA plates I back wayyyy the fuck off and take the first exit I see.
NYC drivers were nice to me, weirdly. Probably because I had this look of absolute terror plastered on my face the entire time I was driving in the area.
[Edited on 10-18-2004 by Maimara]
Betheny
10-17-2004, 09:43 PM
Screw Maryland too. And screw New Jersey. And the george washington bridge, wtf.
SOMEBODY OWES ME ORGASMS.
Weedmage Princess
10-17-2004, 09:51 PM
You've not seen anything in the way of bad driving yet, Maimara.
Take a trip to Massachusetts. You will piss your pants within 20 minutes of being in the state.
Soulpieced
10-17-2004, 10:28 PM
Driving through the heart of Boston scared me.
Snapp
10-17-2004, 10:43 PM
Being in a cab in Boston scared the shit outta me. My cab driver drove like a maniac.. it was right near a college and I swear she almost took out like 10 students.
Betheny
10-25-2004, 04:53 PM
I fucking cursed myself.
Now I have to go to a 2-day conference in the Godforsaken realm of DELAWARE.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU DELAWARE.
I am filled with hatred and strange happiness that I will be paid for two days to learn about chromatography. Har. Har. Har.
Snapp
10-25-2004, 05:21 PM
That's what you get for talkin shit on my peeps.
DELAWARE REPRESENTIN'!!!
Betheny
10-25-2004, 06:06 PM
Delaware will never be the same after me.
Victril
10-25-2004, 07:51 PM
I've been stationed in Delaware for almost 3 years now. No one feels the suckiness of DE like I do!
Snapp
10-25-2004, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by Victril
I've been stationed in Delaware for almost 3 years now. No one feels the suckiness of DE like I do!
Well, I'll agree with the part about DOVER sucking. The rest of DE is fantabulous, despite what Maimara says!
Betheny
10-25-2004, 08:11 PM
You're stationed at Dover?
You want to do me a favor and explain to me why the fuck you people can't get your hazmat shipping straight? LOL
Victril
10-25-2004, 08:13 PM
No favors!
Betheny
10-25-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
Originally posted by Victril
I've been stationed in Delaware for almost 3 years now. No one feels the suckiness of DE like I do!
Well, I'll agree with the part about DOVER sucking. The rest of DE is fantabulous, despite what Maimara says!
We shall see. If the fancy hotel I'm staying in is up to par, I might be OK.
Then again I'll be cooped up with a bunch of science nerds, talking about chromatography and flow cytometry. I just hope I don't have to room with any of the people they're sending me with...
oh god, I hope not. We've got... a Jesus freak college sorority girl... A 25 year old single mother of 3 by different fathers who is married to a one-eyed 48 year old guy... Another computer nerd like myself who is actually pretty cool but is male so I know I won't be rooming with him... and then me.
I don't really fit in. :( The Delawarians are going to lynch me.
Betheny
10-25-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Victril
No favors!
If you get my stuff to Germany I will be very nice to you forever and ever :)
Snapp
10-25-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
I don't really fit in. :( The Delawarians are going to lynch me.
Just don't go too far south or that may come true. There are some real hillbillies down there.
Betheny
10-25-2004, 08:20 PM
Well this is all contingent upon my surviving the Japanese and the military people tomorrow...
Victril
10-25-2004, 08:48 PM
Not fitting in is part of the plan.
Betheny
11-08-2004, 08:45 PM
1. I hope you guys have prepared for my arrival Wednesday at 8:30 AM in Wilmington.
2. I reread this thread and Snapp said 'fabulous'. Bwahahhahahhaha!!
3. Delaware still sux0rs.
Victril
11-09-2004, 12:40 AM
hell yeah it does
This has to be the most offensive thread I've ever read, considering I live in PA, and work in Delaware.
Betheny
11-09-2004, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Tea & Strumpets
This has to be the most offensive thread I've ever read, considering I live in PA, and work in Delaware.
Bwahahhahaha.
PA DRIVER!!!!
Originally posted by Victril
I've been stationed in Delaware for almost 3 years now. No one feels the suckiness of DE like I do!
OMG. Do you know A1C Bartlett?? He's in the Comm. Squad. I doubt you know him, but he's my boyfriend and he's stationed on the Dover AFB too!
And yesss... Delaware (and Dover) does suck. There's NOTHING to do there.
Betheny
11-09-2004, 10:19 AM
Y'all should come to Wilmington on Wednesday night, we'll go hang out and you guys can get trashed, and I will make fun of you.
I mean, I will have fun with you.
Originally posted by Maimara
Y'all should come to Wilmington on Wednesday night, we'll go hang out and you guys can get trashed, and I will make fun of you.
That depends, how is your supply of painkillers doing?
Betheny
11-09-2004, 01:32 PM
You won't need them, I won't hurt you.
PS I have oxycontin.
Originally posted by Maimara
You won't need them, I won't hurt you.
PS I have oxycontin.
I'd probably be up for a few drinks if some people want to get together at a bar. I'm not sure there's more than 3 or 4 people that live in Delaware, though.
Betheny
11-09-2004, 01:56 PM
I'll be at the Hawthorn.
PS, Thursday is a holiday :) A day trip could be fun, I have a paid for room.
[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Maimara]
Snapp
11-09-2004, 07:27 PM
All these zings making fun of Delaware hurt me. :(
I work in Wilmington, Maim. ;)
AnticorRifling
11-09-2004, 07:31 PM
You think DE sucks? Try still being at work like me....THIS SUCKS! I've been here since 6:30 it almost feels like I'm still in the Marines only I'm getting paid better heh.
Betheny
11-09-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
All these zings making fun of Delaware hurt me. :(
I work in Wilmington, Maim. ;)
Should meet up with me at the Hawthorn, Agilent's got a huge shindig going on Wed - Thurs. I get out of conference at 6:30
Victril
11-10-2004, 12:17 AM
Down with Delaware!
Betheny
11-11-2004, 05:37 PM
Update:
One of the CSR's that visited us at this convention claimed that Delaware is 'hard core', because it's 'cheap to live in' and 'lots of people from Philly and New York live here'. They 'don't fuck around, man. Be careful'. ROFL.
Also, they tried to get me to go clubbing. Wtf is wrong with you people?
Snapp
11-11-2004, 07:06 PM
D-UNIT! We's hardcore son, you bet' recognize!
Betheny
11-11-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
D-UNIT! We's hardcore son, you bet' recognize!
That's what they said, seriously. Right before they inquired which hotel we were staying at and if they could come by.
Agilent employees are insane. And they say the GSS girls are bad? Puh lease.
Victril
11-12-2004, 02:40 PM
Delaware people should not congregate, they should spread out and each die unto themselves. Die of what? Shame.
Snapp
11-12-2004, 10:33 PM
I'll ignore the previous mean post and go off on a tangent...
Evidentily Paris Hilton is staying in DE for a little bit, filming for the Simple Life. She's working at a daycare in Wilmington for a few days (which might be up for all I know) that's right down the road from my store. The other night, her film crew called my store and asked if they could come in MY store and film her shopping! Our policy is that that kinda thing has to be approved through our corporate office, and since they wanted to come right then we couldn't allow it, but still, kinda neat, eh?
Even if she is a dirtbag slut who'd have probably given STD's to my staff.
Damn. Given that opportunity, I’d have to have taken her to the most po-dunk bar around and bought her a Cosmo. LOL
Betheny
11-13-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Backlash
Damn. Given that opportunity, I’d have to have taken her to the most po-dunk bar around and bought her a Cosmo. LOL
...
Snapp
11-13-2004, 06:47 PM
Hmm, now that I think about it..Paris and Maimara coming to DE the same week? Coincidence?
[Edited on 11-13-2004 by Snapp]
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