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Parkbandit
10-17-2004, 07:57 PM
Warclaidhm says, "Falgrin."
>You glance at Warclaidhm and slowly draw your finger across your throat meaningfully.
>Warclaidhm says, "Try 'an leg me."
>amb warcl right eyeYou cannot aim that high!
>Warclaidhm just opened a weathered Ardenai travel pouch clasped with a leaf-shaped aetherstone edged in veil iron.
You hear the subdued thoughts of Vif echo in your mind:
"Again, I am feeling very beneficent SO -- I am picking ALL of your boxes to 30 level critters for * FREE * Up the tree in TSC tonight! Taking warrior dues and giving a partial refund or helping with warrior tricks if I can! * Providing eleemosynary relief again... This is purely philanthropic and altruistic I want NO coins or gifts! * Up the tree TSC - come to me! WheeEEeeEEee! OPEN right NOW!"
amb war chestYou leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a feras dagger at Warclaidhm!
AS: +391 vs DS: +131 with AvD: -12 + d100 roll: +38 = +286
... and hit for 21 points of damage!
Loud *crack* as Warclaidhm's sternum breaks!
He is stunned!
*** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a severe smiting of lightning!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to back. Won't be bending over for awhile.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

>You say, "Ouch."

>hideRoundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
amb war backYou leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a feras dagger at Warclaidhm!
AS: +391 vs DS: +108 with AvD: -12 + d100 roll: +13 = +284
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Damaging strike to chest, several ribs shattered!
*** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a severe smiting of lightning!
... 40 points of damage!
Left eye socket explodes in a dazzling array of multi-colored sparks. Shocking death.

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Warclaidhm.
The bright luminescence fades from around Warclaidhm.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Warclaidhm.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
> * Warclaidhm just bit the dust!
>Edaarin says, "You missed."

Jenisi
10-17-2004, 07:59 PM
Seriously, this man deserves his own folder.

Parkbandit
10-17-2004, 08:06 PM
Warclaidhm says, "Meet stones everyone'."

Warclaidhm points at Stones.
Savaard swings a rolaren waraxe at Warclaidhm!
Warclaidhm parries the attack with his claidhmore!
Savaard looks rather tired after that quick movement.

Ardwen says, "Ask Yviara about it, She is Dame Yviara Defender of Plort."

Savaard swings a rolaren waraxe at Warclaidhm!
Warclaidhm parries the attack with his claidhmore!
Savaard looks rather tired after that quick movement.

Stones says, "Hello All."

Savaard swings a rolaren waraxe at Warclaidhm!
AS: +333 vs DS: +206 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +87 = +243
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Grazing blow to the stomach.
Stones strikes a heroic pose.

Warclaidhm says, "Oww."
Moredin laughs!
Savaard snickers.
Stones says, "Ouch."

Ardwen glances at Savaard.

Warclaidhm leaps from hiding to attack!
Warclaidhm swings a razor-sharp mithril claidhmore at Savaard!
Savaard blocks the attack with his shield!
Moredin exclaims, "Get em Warclaidhm!"
Savaard teeters over and falls flat on his face.

Moredin laughs!
Savaard says, "Woot."
Ardwen says, "Yer useless."

Warclaidhm says, "Feh."

Savaard says, "I have no legs."
Warclaidhm put a razor-sharp mithril claidhmore in his claidhmore harness.

Warclaidhm picks up an iron wand.
Moredin tries to pull Ardwen towards him.

Warclaidhm drops an iron wand.

You notice Savaard botch an attempt to conceal himself.

Warclaidhm removes a smooth bone wand from in his travel pouch.

Savaard screams!
Moredin says, "Dont give him the moneys."
Warclaidhm put a smooth bone wand in his travel pouch.

Moredin whines.
Warclaidhm removes a stained rod from in his spidersilk cloak.
Savaard exclaims, "Imma die!"
Warclaidhm waves a stained rod at Savaard.
Nothing happens.

Savaard put a rolaren waraxe in his leather greatcloak.

Warclaidhm waves a stained rod at Savaard.
A void rips open in the area, but not very close to Savaard.
Savaard's ears pop audibly.
+2 Hits.

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
Savaard removes a heavy golvern longsword from in his leather greatcloak.
Moredin laughs!
Savaard raises his heavy golvern longsword skyward.
Barely visible wisps of green flame surround the weapon!

Warclaidhm waves a stained rod at Savaard.
Savaard waves a flaming heavy golvern longsword at Warclaidhm!
Fearsome streams of magical fire explode from the weapon, savagely immolating him!
... 5 points of damage!
Splash of acid hits shoulder and runs down the back in a painful trail.
Savaard waves to Warclaidhm.
Stones says, "Ow."
Warclaidhm waves a stained rod at Savaard.
A void rips open in the area, close enough for Savaard to take serious notice of it.
Air sucked from Savaard's lungs.
+6 Hits.
Savaard is stunned!

A tabby cat gasps for air and is stunned!
A pale grey gold-eyed grantris is not affected by the vacuum of the void.
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
His stained rod suddenly disintegrates!
A gold-eyed deep blue lizard sitting on Ardwen's shoulder suddenly hisses in alarm, however you don't notice anything that is threatening it.

Ardwen swings a short-hafted lochaber axe at Warclaidhm!
AS: +406 vs DS: +162 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +15 = +297
... and hits for 54 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches Warclaidhm's attention!
He is stunned!
Moredin says, "This is how ya do it."

Moredin traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
Moredin gestures at Warclaidhm.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Warclaidhm!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Warclaidhm to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Warclaidhm has been vaporized!


* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

A pale grey gold-eyed grantris is not affected by the vacuum of the void.
Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
* Warclaidhm just bit the dust!
Stones says, "Oh my god."

Eahlstan ponders.
Savaard struggles to stand, but fails.
You chuckle.

Savaard laughs!
The cat yowls, "Master!"
Moredin ponders.

A tabby cat starts to breathe easier.
The ghostly voice of Warclaidhm says, "Smart move."

The wisps of green flames surrounding Savaard's heavy golvern longsword flicker and hiss.
Ardwen says, "He swung one."

Ardwen says, "Once."

Stones exclaims, "I can't believe you guys just murdered my master!"
Savaard raises his heavy golvern longsword skyward.
The wisps of green flames surrounding the weapon vanish!

The cat yowls, "I will find help, Master!" and dashes off.
Moredin exclaims, "I couldnt resist!"
Stones frowns.

Stones asks, "Sensei, you okay?"
Moredin asks, "Does that make you my slave now?"

Moredin cocks his head at Stones.

Stones waves a hand at Moredin, dismissing him indifferently.

Ardwen asks, "Sensei?"
Ardwen changes his grip on his axe from two-handed to one-handed.
Stones says, "As if you could."

Stones laughs!
The ghostly voice of Warclaidhm says, "Moredin you werent even in on the situation, it was between savaard and I."

Faragh asks, "Where'd the cat go?"

Ardwen says, "Cat is looking for help."

Parkbandit
10-17-2004, 08:20 PM
Aelowynn asks, "someone count for Warclaidhm and I?"

Warclaidhm asks, "someone count for us?"

Warclaidhm glares at Aelowynn and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Aelowynn is unaffected!

Aelowynn traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...

Aelowynn gestures.
Aelowynn suddenly disappears.

Warclaidhm says, "erm"

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Tayre.

Tayre sits down.
Aelowynn suddenly fades into view.
Aelowynn gestures at Warclaidhm.
The ground beneath Warclaidhm begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes right arm lightly.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
The ground then quickly cools.
Warclaidhm glares at Aelowynn and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Aelowynn is startled enough to lose initiative!

Warclaidhm glares at Aelowynn and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Aelowynn is startled enough to lose initiative!

Warclaidhm's face contorts as he unleashes a guttural, deep-throated growl at Aelowynn!
Aelowynn is overcome with a terrible rage!

Warclaidhm teeters over and falls flat on his face.

Warclaidhm stands up.

Warclaidhm mutters under his breath.

Warclaidhm slings a dark brown vultite shield over his shoulder.

Warclaidhm swings a vultite maul at Aelowynn!
AS: +283 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +42 = +85
A clean miss.

Aelowynn's unnatural rage is once again replaced by her natural demeanor.

Warclaidhm swings a vultite maul at Aelowynn!
AS: +283 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +20 = +63
A clean miss.

Warclaidhm says, "Feh"

Aelowynn traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...

Aelowynn gestures.
Aelowynn suddenly disappears.

Warclaidhm slings a dark brown vultite shield off from over his shoulder.

Aelowynn suddenly fades into view.
Aelowynn gestures at Warclaidhm.
CS: +194 - TD: +129 + CvA: -21 + d100: +11 - -5 == +60
Warded off!
Aelowynn's cast misses Warclaidhm. Nothing more happens.

Warclaidhm glares at Aelowynn and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Aelowynn is startled enough to lose initiative!

Warclaidhm's face contorts as he unleashes a guttural, deep-throated growl at Aelowynn!
Aelowynn is overcome with a terrible rage!

Warclaidhm glares at Aelowynn and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Aelowynn is startled enough to lose initiative!

Warclaidhm swings a vultite maul at Aelowynn!
AS: +283 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +54 = +97
A clean miss.

Warclaidhm swings a vultite maul at Aelowynn!
AS: +283 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +98 = +141
... and hits for 72 points of damage!
Blow to stomach rearranges some organs!
She is stunned!

Tayre gestures at Aelowynn.
The glazed look leaves Aelowynn.

Warclaidhm tries to pull Aelowynn towards him.

Suddenly Izban appears in the room holding onto a ring he has just placed on his finger.
Warclaidhm says, "Wow"

Warclaidhm says, "this place is big"

Warclaidhm asks, "IZban you want a rematch?"

Warclaidhm says, "I"m out of blue crystals so I can barely hit anything"

Warclaidhm mutters under his breath.

Aelowynn's hands glow with power as she summons elemental energy to her command...

Aelowynn gestures at Warclaidhm.
CS: +194 - TD: +144 + CvA: -21 + d100: +95 - -5 == +129
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm's vultite maul is struck with Aelowynn's cast.
A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand.
... 60 points of damage!
Electric shock causes a strong enough convulsion to snap Warclaidhm's neck.

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!


* Warclaidhm just bit the dust!

Aelowynn traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...

Tayre cackles!
Aelowynn gestures.
Aelowynn suddenly disappears.
Edaarin says, "Um"
Jasreal exclaims, "I didn't do that!"

A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand.

You hear the ghostly voice of Warclaidhm ask, "What was that for?"

A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand.


A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand.

Caralain raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

You hear the ghostly voice of Warclaidhm say, "your dead meat"

Caralain gestures at Warclaidhm.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Warclaidhm, then fades into the body.

A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand.
The vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand returns to normal.

You hear the ghostly voice of Warclaidhm say, "It was a friendly duel, no need for that"

Bobmuhthol
10-17-2004, 08:36 PM
That log is OLD.

Drew2
10-17-2004, 09:36 PM
Great Lord Warclaidhm just arrived.
>
Lady Belnia just went south.
>
A colorful flare rises into the air high above Wehnimer's Landing.
>
Lady Belnia just arrived.
>
A horned frog hops into the area.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Ardwen, I challenge you to a duel to the stun."
>
Ardwen gazes up into the heavens.
>
Rhys asks, "Are you mentally disturbed?"
>
As Warclaidhm turns his crystal amulet, he blinks and flinches!
>
Warclaidhm says, "No."
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a horned frog, the Warclaidhm disk, a white cat that appears dead, the Belnia disk, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Lady Belnia, Great Lord Warclaidhm, Smackwicak, Rivalyn, Ardwen, Rhys
Obvious paths: south
>
Rhys glances at Warclaidhm.
>'You are
You say, "You are."
>kill tayre
Be at peace my child, there is no need to fight here.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>l
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a horned frog, the Warclaidhm disk, a white cat that appears dead, the Belnia disk, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Lady Belnia, Great Lord Warclaidhm, Smackwicak, Rivalyn, Ardwen, Rhys
Obvious paths: south
>
Warclaidhm says, "If you think so."
>hold ard
Ardwen pulls his hand away from you.
>
Warclaidhm chuckles.
>cough
The horned frog croaks loudly.
>
You cough.
>hold war
You gently take hold of Warclaidhm's hand.
>s
[A Quiet Path]
A stray breeze trails through from the north, carrying with it the scent of lavender and, oddly, grilled rolton. Though many might ponder this strange combination of fragrances, the truly remarkable aspect of this quiet path lies in the regal beauty of the ancient trees whose branches reach out overhead, offering welcome to all who pass. You also see a wooden arrow, a roped-off clearing, a grey stone walkway and a shaded path.
Obvious paths: north, south
Warclaidhm followed.
>bone war
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
You concentrate intently on Warclaidhm, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Warclaidhm!
CS: +309 - TD: +132 + CvA: -21 + d100: +98 - +5 == +249
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Warclaidhm is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Massive blow to right eye sending bone back into the brain!

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

Warclaidhm seems a bit less imposing.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>n
* Warclaidhm just bit the dust!
>
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a horned frog, a white cat that appears dead, the Belnia disk, the porch steps and a hollow tree stump.
Also here: Lady Belnia, Smackwicak, Rivalyn, Ardwen, Rhys
Obvious paths: south
>'So anyway
>
You say, "So anyway."
>'Like I was saying
The horned frog hops off.
>
You say, "Like I was saying."

Nilandia
10-17-2004, 10:53 PM
So Tayre, why did you kill him there? It wasn't your fight.

GSLeloo
10-17-2004, 11:03 PM
lol read closely

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Tayre.

Tayre sits down.




Aelowynn suddenly fades into view.
Aelowynn gestures at Warclaidhm.
The ground beneath Warclaidhm begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes right arm lightly.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
The ground then quickly cools.
Warclaidhm glares at Aelowynn and lets out a nerve-shattering bellow!
Aelowynn is startled enough to lose initiative!

BigBadBonar
10-18-2004, 09:13 AM
Aelowynn should have rapid fired before boiling.

Wezas
10-18-2004, 09:56 AM
This series of logs are just pathetic. None of the following were fair fights.


Originally posted by Parkbandit
Savaard swings a rolaren waraxe at Warclaidhm!
AS: +333 vs DS: +206 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +87 = +243
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Grazing blow to the stomach.
Stones strikes a heroic pose.

Warclaidhm leaps from hiding to attack!
Warclaidhm swings a razor-sharp mithril claidhmore at Savaard!

Ardwen swings a short-hafted lochaber axe at Warclaidhm!
AS: +406 vs DS: +162 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +15 = +297
... and hits for 54 points of damage!
Crossing slash to chest catches Warclaidhm's attention!
He is stunned!

Double Teammed.


Originally posted by Parkbandit
Aelowynn asks, "someone count for Warclaidhm and I?"
Warclaidhm swings a vultite maul at Aelowynn!
AS: +283 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +98 = +141
... and hits for 72 points of damage!
Blow to stomach rearranges some organs!
She is stunned!

Tayre gestures at Aelowynn.
The glazed look leaves Aelowynn.

Aelowynn gestures at Warclaidhm.
CS: +194 - TD: +144 + CvA: -21 + d100: +95 - -5 == +129
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm's vultite maul is struck with Aelowynn's cast.
A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a vultite maul in Warclaidhm's right hand.
... 60 points of damage!
Electric shock causes a strong enough convulsion to snap Warclaidhm's neck.

So either Tayre was interfering - or Aelowynn didn't follow the rules of the duel.



Originally posted by Tayre
Warclaidhm says, "Ardwen, I challenge you to a duel to the stun."
You gently take hold of Warclaidhm's hand.
>s
You concentrate intently on Warclaidhm, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Warclaidhm!
CS: +309 - TD: +132 + CvA: -21 + d100: +98 - +5 == +249
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Warclaidhm is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Massive blow to right eye sending bone back into the brain!

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!


Not your fight.

[Edited on 10-18-2004 by Wezas]

10-18-2004, 09:59 AM
PWNED by Wezas.

- Arkans

Parkbandit
10-18-2004, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Wezas
This series of logs are just pathetic. None of the following were fair fights.


First of all, the topic is "Warclaidhm Deaths" not "Warclaidhm deaths due to fair fights or duels".

And the first one was fair... so stop crying.

Drew2
10-18-2004, 10:02 AM
WTF.. Ardwen had neither accepted nor declined that duel. Me killing him had nothing to do with that. I did it because I had told him to A) Stay away from me and B) Stay the fuck off Hearthstone because all he did was cause problems.


And I don't have any recollection of the second fight. It must have been a long time ago.

Wezas
10-18-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by ParkbanditFirst of all, the topic is "Warclaidhm Deaths" not "Warclaidhm deaths due to fair fights or duels".

I realize this, but in the Claid topic he was also double-teamed. It was getting a bit pathetic.


And the first one was fair... so stop crying.

That's why I didn't include in my quotes, Minivan boy.

Parkbandit
10-18-2004, 10:12 AM
I hate Wezas

10-18-2004, 10:14 AM
Because we all know any of us have the authority to tell anyone where they can and cannot go.

- Arkans

Xcalibur
10-18-2004, 10:45 AM
WARCLAIDHM SHOULD POWERHUNT AND GET HIS ASS TO LEVEL 70.

He'll be more powerful than 75% of people.

Then he'll learn more respect:computer:

Betheny
10-18-2004, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by ParkbanditFirst of all, the topic is "Warclaidhm Deaths" not "Warclaidhm deaths due to fair fights or duels".

I realize this, but in the Claid topic he was also double-teamed. It was getting a bit pathetic.


And the first one was fair... so stop crying.

That's why I didn't include in my quotes, Minivan boy.

ROFLROFL

The only thing worse than that is if it has a DVD player in it.

GSLeloo
10-18-2004, 10:49 AM
Warclaidhm should realize that he's an idiot. Everytime he comes here he gets his ass beaten. Now most dogs would learn that if they continue to do an action and continue to receive punishment, that they should stop said action. That's a dog. Apparently Warclaidhm is below that simple understanding. That being said he needs to shut up and maybe then people will stop thinking he's a worthless shit.

Xcalibur
10-18-2004, 10:59 AM
Warclaidhm is more intelligent than most people think he is.

He's playing a game and you are all (mostly, at least) getting in it.

As much as Klaive, he do it to get sympathy and "compensations".

And it's working.

Wezas
10-18-2004, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Wezas
That's why I didn't include in my quotes, Minivan boy.

ROFLROFL

The only thing worse than that is if it has a DVD player in it.


Originally posted by Parkbandit
SECOND of all.. what do I care what my wife drives? If she wants a minivan.. hell, feel free. It can carry about twice as much cargo as my SUV because the back seat drops down flat and the 2 front ones are removable. On long trips, I make her drive and I sit in the back and watch dvds.

Parkbandit
10-18-2004, 11:53 AM
I hate Wezas even more.

:sniffle:

Betheny
10-18-2004, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
I hate Wezas even more.

:sniffle:

No wonder you are Republican, man! Do you have a vacation home, too?

LordWarclaidhm
10-18-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Xcalibur
Warclaidhm is more intelligent than most people think he is.

He's playing a game and you are all (mostly, at least) getting in it.

As much as Klaive, he do it to get sympathy and "compensations".

And it's working.

I AM STUPID BUT XCALIBER R COOL!

:D

Parkbandit
10-18-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I hate Wezas even more.

:sniffle:

No wonder you are Republican, man! Do you have a vacation home, too?

No.. I work for a hotel.. so I can get free rooms anywhere in the US. Why have a vacation home when you can rent one for free?

:)

Betheny
10-18-2004, 04:19 PM
Do you sniff people's asses like dogs do?

Parkbandit
10-18-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
Do you sniff people's asses like dogs do?

No. No I don't.

Not sure where that question came from. It's JUST BECAUSE I LEASE A FUCKING MINIVAN RIGHT? GOD, LET IT GO ALREADY! I DON'T EVEN DRIVE IT, MY WIFE DOES. SHEESH!

Oh wait.. were you asking Warclaidhm that question? If so, just forget the above comments.