My love for thongs.

[Liberi Fatali]

I'd just like to take a moment out of all of our busy lives so that we can reflect upon and appreciate the true height of human ingenuity and one of our greatest contributions as a whole. I am speaking, of course, about thongs.

I'd like to buy whomever created the thong a steak dinner. There's something about the thong that was tailor-made for the female backside. On the overly-elaborate biker-bar stripper thongs I speak not. Nay, I speak of the simple thong, of the thong one might purchase at a mall lingere outlet, or out of a catalogue that doesn't come in shrink wrap. The thong is the perfect balance of titillating cotton - a fall-back to youths spent secretly staring down the backs of too-low blue jeans while our teacher droned on about Pythagorean theory just to sneak a peak at that glorious fabric and feel as if we'd just engaged in some great taboo - and of firm, rounded, shapely, curving, pale, beautiful ass. I speak of the simple black satin thong, of the crushed red velvet thong inlaid with black thread. Oh, how glorious, that simple triangle at the nape of the back. You know what I'm talking about. God damn you if you have a penis and pretend you don't know of what I speak in the face of some broad. We all wish it, the girlfriend lounging around our bed, half-under our sheets and in a thong. I'd like to thank all the girls that wore a thong only for a moment with the thought that some boy might see them in it. You made our lives that much better. For Joe the mailman, for Greg the delivery guy, for Tom the tech guy. We all, in one voice, sing your praises. For, truly, it is not the thong itself but the thong being worn that is this life's little miracle.

For you girls reading this that don't, please reconsider. I'm asking on behalf of the boy that loves you so much. You think about doing this for him and then realize that he hasn't done nearly enough to deserve it. But he has. You just don't know. You don't know how utterly torturous some things can be. But if you need a final piece of incentive, just sneak a peak over your shoulder and watch as your boyfriend or fiance or husband sits in misery, attempting to sit comfortably, constantly adjusting the five pounds of sex organ in a nasty, itchy, hairy sack that he is FORCED to bear throughout his life. That's his boo-boo, and the thong is his band-aid.

And for you, the man that first wore a thong and decided it was an equal-gender article of garment, no, there is no steak for you. I should beat you like you fucking stole something.

Tabor.

[Chadj]

<<a fall-back to youths spent secretly staring down the backs of too-low blue jeans while our teacher droned on about Pythagorean theory>>

Oh the simple joys of being in highschool :heart:

Of course, I don't do that. I'm not a pervert.. :drool::drool::drool:

[Edited on 10-17-2004 by Chadj]

[Wezas]

I was at a bar watching the Redskins game last weekend. A somewhat-cute girl walked in - sat at the table in front of mine. She was somewhat cute - but when she got up her pants were riding down a bit and a saw a nice black thong.

She went from a 6 to an 8.5 right there.

[Back]

Originally posted by Tabor
I'd just like to take a moment out of all of our busy lives so that we can reflect upon and appreciate the true height of human ingenuity and one of our greatest contributions as a whole. I am speaking, of course, about thongs.

Rudi Gernreich (http://www.themanroom.com/modules.php?name=Heroes&rop=article&wpage=mh_8.htm )

C A U T I O N !

The link has material that may be deemed to sexy for words.

<-- big fan of the booty

[Chyrain]

way back when i was in highschool...low rise jeans weren't really the style...BUT...there was this one girl who would consistantly wear thin white pants with black thongs.

it was really annoying and looked like shit.

[Artha]

it was really annoying and looked like shit.

I'm going to go ahead and disagree.

[Miss X]

Ugh, I so hate thongs but sometimes you just have to wear them! I felt I had to wear one on Friday because I was wearing my tight jeans. Was doing CPR on a dummy and my friend had to come over and tell me to keep pulling my jeans up because everyone could see my thong! I was so embarrassed!

[Victril]

I am most thankfull that i don't have that problem. The other day however, i was called out to a job on the aircraft because they said they had alot of cracks on the plane. Come to find out a bunch of our older and smellier mechanics were bent over. And that was that.

[SpunGirl]

Contrary to topic post, my guy doesn't like thongs. He prefers boyshort panties in a variety of colors and fabrics. Which is good, because I don't particularly care for thongs either.

When in a situation where a thong is the only acceptable underwear (re: panty lines), I prefer to opt for no underwear.

-K

[SpunGirl]

PS Victril, your avatar FREAKS me out.

-K

[Carcinogen Crunchies]

Underwear is useless.

That is all.

[Jazuela]

When I used to have an ass worth looking at, I might have worn a thong. Unfortunately they hadn't been invented yet that I know of.

These days, you wouldn't want to see. You may thank me for NOT wearing a thong, now.

Silk or cotton high-thigh briefs for me. Like those Hanes for Hers...that's more my style. Covers all that woman-flesh but in a semi-sexy kinda way. Especially when it's covered with silk.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Miss X
Ugh, I so hate thongs but sometimes you just have to wear them! I felt I had to wear one on Friday because I was wearing my tight jeans. Was doing CPR on a dummy and my friend had to come over and tell me to keep pulling my jeans up because everyone could see my thong! I was so embarrassed!

I too, dislike the thong, but sometimes it's necessary. For instance, I had a date yesterday and I wore my tight jeans and little pink sweater...I looked hot. :yes:

<---I'm not really conceited. ;)

[AnticorRifling]

Thongs or the girl boxers are all you need. It's all my woman wears bless her.:thumbsup:

[TheRoseLady]

Tabor, you wrote that? If so - you have a talent with words.

I suspect this topic is going to be verrry popular.

[xtc]

Now here is an excellent thread I can support 100%. I suspect Tabor may work for the Budlite institute.

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by TheRoseLady
Tabor, you wrote that? If so - you have a talent with words.

I suspect this topic is going to be verrry popular.

Sure did. I originally wrote it for an essay that was supposed to be a 'free write'. However, I didn't think the readers of it would enjoy it much -- as my class mainly consisted of females.

Instead, I just posted it in my journal. I was reading through some old entries, found it, and thought you guys may enjoy it.

Tabor.

[Iriscience]

My girlfriend only wears thongs. She's the best.

[Ilvane]

I've seen thongs in all shapes and sizes..I went into Lane Bryant one day and saw one..almost laughed my butt off.:grin:

My friend swears by them, I won't be wearing them until I am in perfect shape.:lol:

-A

[Jenisi]

Tabor makes me giggle. I wanna hear you sing the thong song!

[Edited on 10-17-2004 by Jenisi]

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by Jenisi
Tabor makes me giggle. I wanna see you sing the thong song!

Haha. You're too precious, Angela.

On an unrelated note, I've noticed that Edaarin has been sitting on this page for quite some time. I suspect he's trying to google the essay I wrote to see if I did, infact, write it. Sorry, my friend, but it's authentic to me. Good try, though.

Tabor.

[Wezas]

<guilty of what Tabor is accusing Longshot of, but I was googling it a few hours ago>

[Latrinsorm]

Wait, Edaarin is Longshot?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Wait, Edaarin is Longshot?

You know they all look the same. :saint:

[Edaarin]

I'm cleaning my room. I leave my browser open sometimes.

You still haven't answered any of my questions with anything of substance.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by Artha

it was really annoying and looked like shit.

I'm going to go ahead and disagree.

no no...I have nothing against thongs. Iw ear the all the time.

but it truly looked like shit. you know...poop. in her pants. because you dont wear dark colored thongs with white pants.

[SpunGirl]

It's OK, Chyrain. Most boys don't know the difference between naughty, yet still teetering on classy, panty peekings and outright slutty shit that white trash would do.

-K

[Artha]

I know the difference. I just happen not to care.

[xtc]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
It's OK, Chyrain. Most boys don't know the difference between naughty, yet still teetering on classy, panty peekings and outright slutty shit that white trash would do.

-K

when the blood rushes from the head on your shoulders to the one down below it is tough to differentiate

[SpunGirl]

LOL. My point exactly, both of you. It's great when guys act like guys.

-K

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Tabor
And for you, the man that first wore a thong and decided it was an equal-gender article of garment, no, there is no steak for you.

:heart: guys in thongs.

[Victril]

I flinch on my own behalf.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Wait, Edaarin is Longshot?

You know they all look the same. :saint:

longshot's a white boy retard. :P

[Faent]

>><---I'm not really conceited -Diana

Does that mean you're just somewhat conceited? Or did you mean that you're (really!) not conceited?

-Scott

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Faent
>><---I'm not really conceited -Diana

Does that mean you're just somewhat conceited? Or did you mean that you're (really!) not conceited?

-Scott

Just somewhat. :smilegrin:

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
Just somewhat. :smilegrin:

But we have no thong pics to judge whether or not the conceit is justified :shrug:

We demand samples, and many of them!:soapbox::pirate:

[CrystalTears]

I figure if the underwear is going to creep its way in anyway, may as well start there with a pretty thong. :D

And no, Tsa`ah, I'm not posting an example! :P

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Wait, Edaarin is Longshot?

You know they all look the same. :saint:

longshot's a white boy retard. :P

Must be all his asian studies that have thrown me off.

[Souzy]

I demand to see Tsa'ah and every guy that wants a thong pic to post a pic of themselves in a thong, lolz.

P.S. It's ok Wezas, I thought he was Japanese for the longest time.

[4a6c1]

:heart: thongs.

dancing in a thong = more comfortable party night

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Lalana
I demand to see Tsa'ah and every guy that wants a thong pic to post a pic of themselves in a thong, lolz.



Find one big enough.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Snapp

Originally posted by Tabor
And for you, the man that first wore a thong and decided it was an equal-gender article of garment, no, there is no steak for you.

:heart: guys in thongs.

There's nothing attractive about it.

[Tsa`ah]

I really really wonder about you PB.

I mean ....look. You drive a mini-van, and search for guy-thong pictures.

What's up with that?

[Alfster]

Originally posted by Snapp

Originally posted by Tabor
And for you, the man that first wore a thong and decided it was an equal-gender article of garment, no, there is no steak for you.

:heart: guys in thongs.

There is definatly nothing attractive about guys in thongs...this is not me in the photo, however unfotunately I did take the picture...

This isn't me thank god, but I did take the picture....There is absolutely nothing attractive about this.

http://www.altoonadrunks.com/f6aec39e.jpg

[4a6c1]

:heart: men in leather thongs

Your examples are fugly

[4a6c1]

See? Mine is better.

[Tsa`ah]

There will be no more man ass until you girls start putting up samples for review. :rant:

[4a6c1]

:lol:

Awww. Tsa'ah ruined the fun. And I was still googling too. :(

[DianaBanana]

As much as I love men, I dont find thongs on men to be attractive at all. Give me a man with boxer-briefs any day. :yes:

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
As much as I love men, I dont find thongs on men to be attractive at all. Give me a man with boxer-briefs any day. :yes:

Shuuuush!

Thong samples! :soapbox:

[DianaBanana]

No thong for you! :lol:

[Tsa`ah]

:cry:

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
:cry:

So sad, so very sad. :P

[Tsa`ah]

You make babies cry.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
You make babies cry.

:baby:

:juggle:

[SpunGirl]

Oh, my god. Those penis "pouch" things freak me out. When my friends took me to a strip club for my bachelorette party, this guy who gave me a lap dance was wearing one that had FRINGE hanging on it and he was like waving it around wildly. Ew, ew, ew. Boys in boxers, plz.

-K

[AnticorRifling]

Boxer briefs or death!

[AnticorRifling]

Side note, I will wear boxers but only if they have a button over the hole. DOBH is just a weird feeling and there is no good way to correct it so if it doesn't have a button I'm not wearing them unless it's for some kinky dressup.