Awl of my remaining pikes

[Warriorbird]

AUCTION ENDED. INQUIRE IF YOU'RE LOOKING INTO SALE OR TRADE.

http://cdn.edgebee.com/static/shopr2/items/WP_warpike.png

2. a sickle-guard silver rolaren ranseur

4x, heavy crit weighted (altered barbed rolaren awl pike)

Instead of a traditional cross guard, this ranseur has been fitted with what appears to be a modified farming sickle. Tremendous heat must have been required to unite it and the solid rolaren spear shaft and blade. A layer of brilliant silver rolaren plating masks the primitive origins of the guard and accentuates the series of butterflies etched near the tip of the spear.
There appears to be something written on it.

In the Common language, it reads:
Imposter

Important note: Cash ($9 per mill seems current) or compelling GS related trades and logical buyouts accepted as well.

[JackWhisper]

Awl of them?!

God! :scared:

[Androidpk]

Oh please, spear us the cheesy puns.

[JackWhisper]

Oh please, spear us the cheesy puns.

Now look here, you pikey bastard!

[Astray]

Guys, I think your point has been made.

[JackWhisper]

Guys, I think your point has been made.

Your contribution to this thread isn't worth a second gLance.

[Astray]

Your contribution to this thread isn't worth a second gLance.

You're such a pilum.

[JackWhisper]

You're such a pilum.

You really reached for that one, and failed.

Swing and a miss!

[Astray]

You really reached for that one, and failed.

Swing and a miss!

No, fuck you it's fine. Stop noticing things that are terrible.

[JackWhisper]

No, fuck you it's fine. Stop noticing things that are terrible.

It's okay, man. Not everyone can participate in a pun-off. It takes a certain type of person to fit the bill.

[Wrathbringer]

Stop posting.

Fixed.

[Astray]

Fixed.

That's not true! You take back that fix.

[Wrathbringer]

i know, right?

Fixed

[Astray]

Fixed

That's it! We're no longer acquaintances on a forum being accessed from across the Globe!

[JackWhisper]

That's it! We're no longer acquaintances on a forum being accessed from across the Globe!

God, Astray. You sure know how to pike 'em.

[Wrathbringer]

it's like I can feel myself getting dumber every time he posts!

I know, I know. Just ignore him...although he posts so much that it's difficult to follow any conversation with him on ignore.

[Warriorbird]

Slight update on conditions.

[Warriorbird]

My apologies to the person who wanted to trade Playboys. Good try though!

[Warriorbird]

Conditions updated again with what seems to be prevailing market prices on silver.

[Androidpk]

My apologies to the person who wanted to trade Playboys. Good try though!

Your loss!

[rolfard]

Couldn't keep up the pun off naginta?

[Warriorbird]

Couldn't keep up the pun off naginta?

If our aspearations push us far enough... the consequences will be glaive!

[JackWhisper]

Couldn't keep up the pun off naginta?

Naginta, please!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQlg8RgkkA

[Warriorbird]

Naginta, please!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQlg8RgkkA

I really wish we could get custom weapon brandishing as an alter.

[Shang Tsung]

I really wish we could get custom weapon brandishing as an alter.

What a great idea.

[HermieTheDentist]

MB on both.

[Warriorbird]

Update.

[JackWhisper]

Update.

An update! Right to the point! You really fit the bill! You really know how to stick to the issue!

Okay, I'm done.

[Warriorbird]

An update! Right to the point! You really fit the bill! You really know how to stick to the issue!

Okay, I'm done.

What we have here is a sort of three pronged attack, you see!

[Warriorbird]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQSnua3M2lo

[JackWhisper]

I've seen that movie several times and I still wholly assert they said, "Dude. Brad. Just talk as fast as possible and say at least TWO unintelligible words in your worst Australian accent." and just rolled with the audio.

[Warriorbird]

Updated!

[Warriorbird]

To my anonymous positive repper.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHpMJJP7v_s

[Warriorbird]

Fixed!

[Warriorbird]

Updated!

[HermieTheDentist]

Withdrawing from both items.

Respectfully,
Matt

[Warriorbird]

Withdrawing from both items.

Respectfully,
Matt

Yep, already listed.

[Warriorbird]

Just to put this back up for folks to see.

[Warriorbird]

I'm closing this down to turn into an individual auction or feature elsewhere. Would still likely be available for trade unless you see it go up at some point.

[khorpulent]

In other words, THAT'S AWL FOLKS!

[Warriorbird]

In other words, THAT'S AWL FOLKS!

Ah ha ha ha ha. Excellent conclusion!