IT IS APRIL 1ST BY THE WAY

[Gelston]

Fuck your jokes.

:)

[Taernath]

April Fools is the worst.

Also people are starting to post jokes the night before April Fools. Please die in a fire.

[Gelston]

April Fools is the worst.

You don't like horrible joke stories that stupid people think are real?

[Taernath]

You don't like horrible joke stories that stupid people think are real?

Blizzard has some good ones.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/blog/18486737/new-garrison-feature-tindr-for-followers-4-1-2015

Posted on the 1st of April, too.

[Gelston]

Did you know:

... that the front of Alex Chinneck's house (pictured) seems to have slipped?
... that the French paid their soldiers in playing cards?
... that some Top Totty was removed from the House of Commons after complaints from a shadow?
... that 71 is 3 miles (4.8 km) long?
... that Knightrider premièred in London in 1322?
... that James II lay on his back for a year amid grass and weeds after he was overthrown to make way for Edward VII?
... that Nick Clegg is sorry?
... that the existence of a sea monster in Scotland has finally been proven?
... that Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators were forcibly withdrawn after officials clamped down on them?

Silly Wikipedia.

[Androidpk]

Gelston hates fun.

[Taernath]

Islam Karimov (pictured) is re-elected President of Uzbekistan.
In cricket, the World Cup concludes with Australia defeating New Zealand in the final.
Twenty people, including a United Nations diplomat, are killed during a 12-hour siege at a hotel in Mogadishu, Somalia.
Mathematicians John F. Nash, Jr. and Louis Nirenberg share the Abel Prize for their work on partial differential equations.
Saudi Arabia conducts airstrikes against Houthi militants and their allies after their advance on the provisional Yemeni capital of Aden.
Germanwings Flight 9525 crashes in the French Alps, killing all 150 people on board.
Lee Kuan Yew, the first Prime Minister of Singapore, dies at the age of 91.

That shit is hilarious Wikipedia!

[Gelston]

Gelston hates fun.

First IED we hit in Afghanistan was on April 1st. The Taliban hates it too. :(

[Allereli]

K-Cup drawer at work:

7335

[iJin]

Amazon decided to be funny today, which is odd cause I don't remember them doing this last April Fool's. But if you go to the main Amazon.com site, you'll see something funny.

That and today they changed all of our badge pictures to have mustaches in our database.

[iJin]

K-Cup drawer at work:

7335


Were they empty? Oh god, that would of been a good one.

[Ker_Thwap]

Amazon decided to be funny today, which is odd cause I don't remember them doing this last April Fool's. But if you go to the main Amazon.com site, you'll see something funny.

That and today they changed all of our badge pictures to have mustaches in our database.

I had to use amazon today, I just found it mildly annoying. Wanted to get in, do my thing, and leave. It then repeated the joke after the login.

I kind of liked this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=584qPWzfhHY) one, because it made fun of hipsters.

[iJin]

Hah, I didn't know it continued after logging in.

Yeah, I was trying to do work and got sidetracked a bit. That motostick is awesome--Although those selfie sticks IRL are really fucking sad.

[Allereli]

Were they empty? Oh god, that would of been a good one.

no we have a pretty big variety because people are picky and I added some decaf and tea that no one likes that's been in a cabinet for over a year. tea is just shit from a k cup.