Souzy
10-14-2004, 09:34 PM
I took this from another site...
WEDDING OF THE YEAR
>
>
>You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
>wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
>newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding
>with about 300 guests.
>
>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
>a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
>everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
>wedding.
>He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
>thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
>everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
>everyone's
>chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his
>gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>
>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
>sex with the best man.
>
>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
>private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
>the guests'
>reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
>"F---
>you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
>
>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
>would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
>affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
>man's
>reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>friends.....................$32,000.
>
>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
>
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
>
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
>bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
>
>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD.
WEDDING OF THE YEAR
>
>
>You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
>wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
>newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding
>with about 300 guests.
>
>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
>a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
>everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
>wedding.
>He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
>thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
>everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
>everyone's
>chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his
>gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>
>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
>sex with the best man.
>
>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
>private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
>the guests'
>reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
>"F---
>you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
>
>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
>would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
>affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
>man's
>reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>friends.....................$32,000.
>
>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
>
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
>
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
>bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
>
>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD.