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Delaroz
10-13-2004, 09:45 PM
Requested by Alahnna: As Seen by my familiar in RR Commons

Drumpy just wandered down a dusty path.
Coinner put a bone-hilted vultite greatsword in his cloth satchel.
Coinner says, "Aight."
Shumpster intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
Shumpster stands up.
Shumpster removes a deathstone-pommeled midnight blue longsword with ivy engraved upon the blade from in his myklian scale scabbard.
Drumpy slings a gold-nocked ruic short bow off from over his shoulder.
Shumpster slings a vultite wall shield off from over his shoulder.
Shumpster smugly says, "Drumpy."
Shumpster smugly says, "This is what i know."
Shumpster gestures at Drumpy.
CS: +217 - TD: +163 + CvA: -6 + d100: +2 - +40 == +10
Warded off!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Drumpy for a moment, then dissipate.
Coinner begins to meticulously examine a scratched tanik chest.
Speaking to Shumpster, Drumpy says, "Yo uwanted to talk to Drumpy."
Coinner laughs!
Shumpster intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
Shumpster gestures at Drumpy.
CS: +217 - TD: +163 + CvA: -6 + d100: +56 - +40 == +64
Warded off!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Drumpy for a moment, then dissipate.
Shumpster traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Shumpster gestures.
Shumpster suddenly disappears.
Coinner says, "Oh lordie."
The voice of Shumpster smugly says, "Hmm."
Coinner chuckles.
The voice of Shumpster smugly says, "Seems you have fruit resistant."
Drumpy says, "Hmmm indeed."
Coinner laughs!
You hear someone calling upon the powers of the elements...
Drumpy grins at Lannkassternn.
You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...
Shumpster suddenly fades into view.
Shumpster gestures at Drumpy.
CS: +217 - TD: +163 + CvA: -6 + d100: +97 - +40 == +105
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Drumpy and he bursts into flame!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to neck. Looks uncomfortable.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Looks painful.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Looks uncomfortable.
The flames around Drumpy continue to burn!
Shumpster laughs!
Coinner laughs!
Shumpster traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
Drumpy staggers around moaning softly.
Shumpster gestures at Drumpy.
CS: +219 - TD: +163 + CvA: -6 + d100: +29 - +40 == +39
Warded off!
Lannkassternn says, "Erm."
Shumpster traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Shumpster gestures.
Shumpster suddenly disappears.
Coinner points at Drumpy.
Coinner laughs at Drumpy!
The flames surrounding Drumpy flare up violently...
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right hand burns fingers bright red.
The flames around Drumpy continue to burn!
Alahnna attempts to throw Drumpy!
MB: 182 vs MB: 258 = -76 -- Lose advantage!
THT 67, d100 roll: 68, modified: -8
A clean miss.
Drumpy says, "Thanks, alahnna."
Vrehn comes out of hiding.
Vrehn pushes Drumpy to the ground and rolls him around, trying to extinguish the flames!
The flames surrounding Drumpy continue to burn.
Drumpy says, "That really helps."
Vrehn rolls Drumpy around on the ground, trying to extinguish the flames!
The flames surrounding Drumpy quickly die down.
Drumpy stands up.
Alahnna pushes on Drumpy without much success.
Alahnna pushes on Drumpy without much success.
Speaking to Drumpy, Coinner says, "You got rocked."
Drumpy removes a thin linden rod from in his long grey silk jacket.
Drumpy raises his linden rod skyward!
Glowing specks of sparkling silver energy begin to spin around Drumpy.
Drumpy put a thin linden rod in his long grey silk jacket.
You hear someone summoning elemental energy to his command...
Coinner nods to Drumpy.
Shumpster suddenly fades into view.
Shumpster gestures at Drumpy.
Shumpster hurls a roaring ball of fire at Drumpy!
The guiding force leaves Shumpster.
The roaring ball of fire strikes Drumpy, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Looks uncomfortable.
Drumpy asks, "Rocked?"
Shumpster laughs!
Coinner laughs!
Shumpster removes a deathstone-pommeled midnight blue longsword with ivy engraved upon the blade from in his myklian scale scabbard.
Alahnna attempts to throw Shumpster!
MB: 182 vs MB: 236 = -54 -- Lose advantage!
THT 78, d100 roll: 51, modified: -3
A clean miss.
Shumpster fruitlessly attempts to tickle Drumpy.
Drumpy removes a single midnight blue arrow from a bundle of midnight blue arrows.
Drumpy nocks a midnight blue arrow in his ruic short bow.
Drumpy fires a midnight blue arrow at Shumpster!
He is stunned!
The scintillating brown light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The midnight blue arrow sticks in Shumpster's left arm!
Drumpy removes a single midnight blue arrow from a bundle of midnight blue arrows.
Drumpy nocks a midnight blue arrow in his ruic short bow.
Drumpy fires a midnight blue arrow at Shumpster!
* Shumpster drops dead at your feet!

The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Shumpster.
The bright luminescence fades from around Shumpster.
Shumpster seems a bit less imposing.
The dim aura fades from around Shumpster.
Shumpster glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The powerful look leaves Shumpster.
Shumpster appears somehow different.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Shumpster.
The light blue glow leaves Shumpster.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Shumpster.
The deep blue glow leaves Shumpster.
Shumpster becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Shumpster suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!".

The midnight blue arrow sticks in Shumpster's chest!
Vrehn comes out of hiding.
Drumpy asks, "You 2want to blay little man?"

Drew
10-13-2004, 10:55 PM
Logs with battlebrief on just aren't that satisfying.

4a6c1
10-13-2004, 11:02 PM
Coinner says, "Aight."

That makes me want to stick a pin in his eye.

Chadj
10-13-2004, 11:02 PM
<<The voice of Shumpster smugly says, "Seems you have fruit resistant." >>

Wouldn't that, when translated to comprehendable english, mean he has a resistance to fruits?

Drumpy was quite resistant to Shumpy.

So, the question is, did Shumpster just admit his own homosexual desires?

[Edited on 10-14-2004 by Chadj]

Xenostrus
10-14-2004, 12:17 AM
I noticed that too.

Delaroz
10-14-2004, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by Drew
Logs with battlebrief on just aren't that satisfying.

Sorry, that's a familiar's eye view. Blame Alahnna for not logging it since she was there.

Betheny
10-14-2004, 08:56 AM
Chadj, <3 your signature.

Fallen
10-14-2004, 09:14 AM
Im just so incredibly happy these people continually choose to frequent RR.

Mutters.


Edited to add: The title of this log is confusing as there actually is a character named Tool in RR.



[Edited on 10-14-2004 by Fallen]

Betheny
10-14-2004, 09:21 AM
Oddly, my sorceress is in RR, but I'm thinking about taking her out because people down there are just not very nice to her. Not that she's an asshole. It's just lonely.

Fallen
10-14-2004, 10:13 AM
What race?

Betheny
10-14-2004, 10:26 AM
Nalfein elf.

Fallen
10-14-2004, 01:02 PM
I am guessing you frequent the Commons over the Sanctuary if you wish to socialize. I can't see how a certain few individuals have not yet attempted to approach you if you are playing a female elven character. RR is kind of a swinging town.

Delaroz
10-14-2004, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Fallen
RR is kind of a swinging town.

Amen to that!

AlahnnaDenale
10-14-2004, 02:50 PM
I've noticed that Friday nights the lockable rooms in the RR Inn fill up *real* quick.

If you're ever up for some perverted amusement, walk around the RR neighborhoods at about 1 AM on a Saturday and peer windows. You'd be surprised how many forget to close them, and how many times you see two people "who is lying on the bed." or some such.

Betheny
10-14-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Fallen
I am guessing you frequent the Commons over the Sanctuary if you wish to socialize. I can't see how a certain few individuals have not yet attempted to approach you if you are playing a female elven character. RR is kind of a swinging town.

Oh, ick.

I tend to avoid perverts. Raveyna would probably implode someone that hit on her.

Fallen
10-15-2004, 03:06 PM
I can't say as I remember seeing you around, though I am pretty spaced out most of the time.

Betheny
10-15-2004, 03:07 PM
I haven't actually played in a month or so.

Maybe once everything settles down I'll find some time.