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Gelston
03-18-2015, 12:50 PM
https://consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/tproll.png

http://consumerist.com/2015/03/17/original-patent-for-perforated-toilet-paper-solves-over-vs-under-debate-once-and-for-all/
Fallen
03-18-2015, 01:13 PM
It's just common fucking sense.
Parkbandit
03-18-2015, 01:31 PM
Use a bidet you heathens
Methais
03-18-2015, 01:31 PM
It's just common fucking sense.

Unless you have a cat.

But other than that I agree.
Fallen
03-18-2015, 02:28 PM
Don't you have to still use paper to dry yourself off after some device hoses down your asshole?
Wrathbringer
03-18-2015, 02:28 PM
Don't you have to still use paper to dry yourself off after some device hoses down your asshole?

Don't you wear pants?
Fallen
03-18-2015, 02:31 PM
Don't you wear pants?

Gross. You just let your ass stay soggy and let aerosolized feces dry into your clothing?
Wrathbringer
03-18-2015, 02:33 PM
Gross. You just let your ass stay soggy and let aerosolized feces dry into your clothing?

lol I was kidding. But yeah.
Parkbandit
03-18-2015, 03:58 PM
Don't you have to still use paper to dry yourself off after some device hoses down your asshole?

Better to simply dry off your ass rather than wiping shit off it.
Methais
03-18-2015, 03:59 PM
Better to simply dry off your ass rather than wiping shit off it.

True, but you'll still need something to dry your ass off with, which means you'll still need toilet paper, which means:

https://consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/tproll.png
Johnny Five
03-18-2015, 04:02 PM
http://www.thefashionablehousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/toiletpaper_funnyartpictures.jpg
Tgo01
03-18-2015, 04:05 PM
There was a toilet paper debate?
Parkbandit
03-18-2015, 04:07 PM
True, but you'll still need something to dry your ass off with, which means you'll still need toilet paper, which means:



I've always had my toilet paper installed in the proper manner.
Parkbandit
03-18-2015, 04:08 PM
There was a toilet paper debate?

Which way do you install your roll?

YOU FUCKING FREAK!
Tgo01
03-18-2015, 04:19 PM
Which way do you install your roll?

YOU FUCKING FREAK!

Over of course. Archie Bunker backs me up on this.
Fallen
03-18-2015, 05:27 PM
Better to simply dry off your ass rather than wiping shit off it.

I agree, but you still need TP as Meth says.
Atlanteax
03-19-2015, 10:34 AM
It's just common fucking sense.

This. No need to be compelled to touch the wall to be able to grab sheets, especially if wall is 'dirty'.